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Wicked Winter Wonderland: Kristen Ashley’s MIDNIGHT SOUL

by Madeline Iva

Kristen Ashley’s Fantasyland series has come to an end. Since I prefermy heroines with a little streak of edgy kick-ass, I was beyond thrilled see that Franka Drakkar, b*tch-cousin of leader Frey, is the heroine of MIDNIGHT SOUL, the fifthbook in Kristen Ahsley’s Fantasyland series.

Frey gets together with Finnie in the first book WILDEST DREAMS. I loved this book. It’s set in a winter wonderland, with ahot, alpha, warrior dude named Frey–see Jason Momoa–and a heroine named Fi...

Vag Tattoos and Other Wickedly Cool Things

By Elizabeth Shore

As you know from earlier posts this week, we Lady Smutters arebonding together like a coven of witchesto spellbind you with the fabulous release of our own Madeline Iva’s high fantasy sexy romance, Wicked Apprentice.Her story includes elves and magic and hot men, oh my! One of the themes is also wickedness, and who doesn’t like thinking about that? Evil = cool, right? (I’m talking to you, Hannibal Lechter). We see that trope repeatedall the time. The evil guy is the cool gu...

How to be Wicked: A Lesson in Three Parts

Anyone want to guess what Lesson One is?

The Wicked Theme Week continues as we celebrate release day for Madeline Iva’s Wicked Apprentice! Did you already preorder yours? Is it time for you to order right now, before you read another word? Go handle your business.

By Alexa Day

I often feel like the representative for the wicked lifestyle in my circle of friends and colleagues. It’s a great job, but it’s not without its challenges.

I do think people want to be wicked. They’re a little timid ab...

Wicked Ways on Halloween

by Kiersten Hallie Krum

Happy Halloween, Lady Smutters! I hope all your ghosts and ghouls treat you well today. Or tortured vampires and fierce werewolves, whatever floats your boats. May your intermittent candy fugue is worth every bite.

Last week, I was so excited about Lady Smut blogger and guru extraordinaire Madeline Iva’s new release, Wicked Apprentice, that I completely jumped the gun for the theme week!

*This* week is theme week for Wicked Apprenticeto coincide (obviously) with all t...

Sex toys, always more than meets the eye…

By Isabelle Drake

Mysterious, tantalizing, surprising, smooth, and designed to make you feel amazing.

Think I’m describing a perfect guy? Nope. I’m describing sex toys—everything from the tried and true girl’s best friend, the classic vibrator, to remote control butt plugs. If you’re lucky enough to be a woman, toys are all about you because all the best ones are designed to increase a woman’s pleasure. They give you the opportunity to take ownership of your sexuality, experiment with differe...

Sexy Saturday Round Up

Hello my little maple leaves! It’s the weekend (yaaaaaaay!) and we’ve got a ton of snarling, snapping, sexy, links for you today. So settle in with some spiced apple cider (I prefer mine with a lemon peel in it), munch on those fresh cider donuts and enjoy….

From Madeline:

Some Arab men have been getting twisted up in a horrible skype sex scam. To all our Arab male readers: don’t do what this guy did.

Last week we talked about breast shapes and nipples. This week we note that Jezebel asks:Wha...

Ghosts Making Booty Calls

by Elizabeth SaFleur

It’s a wild wicked week at LadySmut. Not only is our very own Madeline Iva coming out with her latest, Wicked Apprentice, but we’re tackling all the Halloween myths, legends, costume angst and deep, dark truths lurking around this favorite holiday.

Let’s talk ghost sex. As in, how they do it.You’ve wondered this, too? Well, good. Because I’ve lost some sleep over figuring out how do ghosts get it on. I mean, they’re transparent. How does “that” get into “this.” (Picture...

I Put A Spell On You

by Madeline Iva

A FEW GOOD WITCHES: At this time of year, it’s important to reflect upon why witches are so important, and how you, an ordinary citizen, might want to think about how to become an awesome Witch.

In my life I have truly found witch stuff to be scary. There are three times in particular that I remember. Firstwas watching this freaky old re-run of Kolchak The Night Stalker. The episode was about these gorgeous models who were being murdered. It turned out one of the models was a...

Unfriending Facebook

Facebook, WTF??

By Elizabeth Shore

It happened this week.

Again.

Facebook, that ultra mega-behemothsocial billboard of the world, banished one of our own Lady Smutters for 24 hours for posting a link on her author page to our Sexy Saturday Round-Up. We don’t know for certain the reason that landed her in Facebook jail. It could be the featured photo that accompanies SSRU every week, that of a woman’s torso whose breasts are covered with the hands of two different men. Or perhaps it was one of...

Return to Snctm: Who’s on Top in Utopia?

I just had one question. One persistent, slippery question.

By Alexa Day

I was enjoying a long, lazy summer when I first wrote about Snctm this past May. The goop.com sex issue sent me right through the looking glass.

I go into a lot of detail about Snctm in that post, but in essence, Snctm is a sex club catering to men with money. Applicants, both male and female, are evaluated in large part on their appearance. There are pool parties and masquerades and such, but honestly, if you read eroti...