Ritch Duncan

“If you do wake up next to a naked corpse, you’re going to be getting a lot of attention from the police and possibly the media, since you’re now the prime suspect in what they perceive to be a fantastic sex crime. On the bright side, you won’t have to worry about anyone suspecting you’re a werewolf, since the intense interest generated by sexual murders often distracts from any suspicion of a werewolf’s involvement.”
― Ritch Duncan, The Werewolf's Guide to Life: A Manual for the Newly Bitten