Ari Bach's Blog, page 75

assistantdirector:This also applies to 2nd ADs …And writers!

assistantdirector:

This also applies to 2nd ADs …

And writers!

Reading Valhalla

the-fandom-cat:

Loving this world, where it’s possible to say: ‘little real damage, aside from mutilating her and killing her’, and not be sarcastic.

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itszombiebear:

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Valhalla by Ari Bach is 35% off from the publisher for Thanksgiving!!!

$11.69 Paperback - $4.54 eBook

The entire Harmony Ink catalogue is on sale along with it (including the sequels, Ragnarok and Gusriki in each format), so check out the whole site for more LGBT YA literature. As always, when you order through Harmony Ink you get the eBook for free when you buy the paperback!

And of course the book is still available at regular price or used on Amazon in both Paperback and Kindle!

If you’ve been wanting to check it out, now is the best time!

Buy it. This book rocks so god damned hard.

Thank you @itszombiebear!!!

i just bought my copy! look forward to reading it!

Thank you, enjoy!!!

facts-i-just-made-up:Valhalla by Ari Bach is 35% off from the...

facts-i-just-made-up:

Valhalla by Ari Bach is 35% off from the publisher for Thanksgiving!!!

$11.69 Paperback - $4.54 eBook

The entire Harmony Ink catalogue is on sale along with it (including the sequels, Ragnarok and Gusriki in each format), so check out the whole site for more LGBT YA literature. As always, when you order through Harmony Ink you get the eBook for free when you buy the paperback!

And of course the book is still available at regular price or used on Amazon in both Paperback and Kindle!

If you’ve been wanting to check it out, now is the best time!

Sorry if this was already answered, but does Varg have any biological enchantments at the start of the series? I'm mostly asking because being able to bearably masturbate twenty times over a 24-hour period sounds like it would require superpowers.

No, he’s all human save for his regular link and intra-skull armor, which is standard for anyone born in UNEGA territory. I don’t think it requires superpowers, just a can-do attitude and some free time.

zarlizzard:Answering the ask from @mortal-kumbatI’m so sorry I...

zarlizzard:

Answering the ask from @mortal-kumbat

I’m so sorry I missed this when you first posted it! Thank you for mentioning the book, I’m glad you liked that part!!!

Reading Valhalla

the-fandom-cat:

After introducing Veikko as a character, I am now convinced Ari Bach is Finnish.

Oddly, everyone in France who I met thought I was too. I guess I speak French with a Finnish accent somehow.

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Valhalla is currently the 20th best seller in Teen LGBT Romance.

This is more impressive when you note that it has no romantic plots or subplots whatsoever. It’s about explosions and ray guns and flying cars and walking aircraft carriers. Amazon just considers any book with a lesbian lead character to be a romance novel. The sequels have subplots related to a love story but it’s not exactly what I’d call “romance.” Valhalla itself though, the first book-

Doing well in the romance charts for blowing shit up and stabbing people.

First tenth free to read under “look insisde” here.

the-fandom-cat:I like her very muchI’m glad!

the-fandom-cat:

I like her very much

I’m glad!

Valhalla by Ari Bach as a meme:

Valhalla arrives at the school library.

Chest: Contains an insectoid knife robot.
Ear: Hides an internet brain-link.
Dick: Is a drill.

Valhalla is forcibly banned from the school library.