Ari Bach's Blog, page 50
September 5, 2018
1000 follower giveaway!
Hello everyone! As you may know, I just hit 1000 followers! To celebrate this frankly stunning achievement, I’m doing a giveaway of my first novella: Chlorophyll and Gasoline.
A physical copy of it! Paperback and all that!
^ Novella cover!
Chlorophyll and Gasoline is about Willow, a curious and inquisitive Gaian, a race of plant-human hybrids. She descends deep into the cave and ruins system known as the Undergrowth, and in it finds a robot named Suzy. The two of them form a friendship, despite protests and caution from Willow’s community.
To enter the giveaway, you must:
Follow me AND reblog this post
Additional reblogs count as additional entries, but please don’t spam your followers!I will ship anywhere, and cover every cost and expense!
The giveaway ends on September 23rd, 2018! That’s my birthday, so I sure as hell won’t forget it. The winner will be chosen through random number generators, and I will personally contact them over Direct Messaging, along with making a post announcing the winner.
If you want to read a sample of Chlorophyll and Gasoline, it’s under the Read More!
August 26, 2018
incorrectvalhallaquotes:
“I would walk through fire for my daughter. Well, not fire, because that’s...
“I would walk through fire for my daughter. Well, not fire, because that’s dangerous. But a really humid room. But not too humid, because my hair.”— Wulfgar Kray
August 24, 2018
Hati: I only feel one emotion and it's anger.
Brendon: Last night you drunk texted me a thousand heart emojis.
Hati: Out of anger.
August 23, 2018
kvitoya:
the-walrus-squad:
kvitoya:
Dashcon was ridiculous but if it hadn’t happened I wouldn’t...
Dashcon was ridiculous but if it hadn’t happened I wouldn’t have read Valhalla
Whoa, story please?
I’d been following FIJMU for some time and seen a few of your posts about Valhalla, but hadn’t yet got around to buying or reading it. There was a post where you described the Tikari and I though they sounded rad, but before then I hadn’t read many books that I loved; I can’t even remember if I would have called any book a favorite before then.
Enter Dashcon and a post you made about a bunch of breaking news updates from the con. I thought that post was really funny–I remember the “nine severed heads found, nine headless bodies found, bodies do not match heads” joke in particular. Basically, the cool details about the story I’d already seen in tandem with the sense of humor on display in that particular post made me think “okay fine I’ll read it” heheh
Cool, thank you! And thank history for the ball pit that inspired so much :)
opiate-union:
me: hm. i should read a new book.
also me: read gudsriki (2015) for the tenth time...
me: hm. i should read a new book.
also me: read gudsriki (2015) for the tenth time this year
me: oh HELL yeah
kvitoya:Dashcon was ridiculous but if it hadn’t happened I wouldn’t have read Valhalla
Whoa, story...
Dashcon was ridiculous but if it hadn’t happened I wouldn’t have read Valhalla
Whoa, story please?
August 16, 2018
1000 follower giveaway!
Hello everyone! As you may know, I just hit 1000 followers! To celebrate this frankly stunning achievement, I’m doing a giveaway of my first novella: Chlorophyll and Gasoline.
A physical copy of it! Paperback and all that!
^ W.I.P of the Novella cover!
Chlorophyll and Gasoline is about Willow, a curious and inquisitive Gaian, a race of plant-human hybrids. She descends deep into the cave and ruins system known as the Undergrowth, and in it finds a robot named Suzy. The two of them form a friendship, despite protests and caution from Willow’s community.
To enter the giveaway, you must:
Follow me
Reblog this post
Additional reblogs count as additional entries, but please don’t spam your followers!I will ship anywhere, and cover every cost and expense!
The giveaway ends on September 23rd, 2018! That’s my birthday, so I sure as hell won’t forget it. The winner will be chosen through random number generators, and I will personally contact them over Direct Messaging, along with making a post announcing the winner.
If you want to read a sample of Chlorophyll and Gasoline, it’s under the Read More!
Great artwork!!!
August 15, 2018
kvitoya:I’ve been largely silent on social media for a few days because I got back into playing Civ...
I’ve been largely silent on social media for a few days because I got back into playing Civ 4 and all my time not spent writing has been spent on nuking carthage
I feel like there’s a reference to something in there somewhere.
August 14, 2018
chinchilla-fabrication-unit:The best romantic/sexual tension I’ve ever read in a book is between two...
The best romantic/sexual tension I’ve ever read in a book is between two lesbians in space in a zero G gym, wrestling. Honestly, goals. I hope I find my lesbian murder wife one day
August 10, 2018
reinkings:
“how’s outlining going?”
it’s great im having a good time
This is pretty exactly what...
“how’s outlining going?”
it’s great im having a good time
This is pretty exactly what most of my outlines look like.
