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October 28, 2018
Chlorophyll and Gasoline is free until Sunday!
Hey everyone! I recently published a novella entitled “Chlorophyll and Gasoline”! You’ve probably seen the posts already if you follow this blog at all, and some of you may have considered buying it. Well, now it’s free until Sunday!
Now you may very well be asking yourself “Hey, Serena, why should I consider reading this?”
It’s gay
It’s very short, only 30 000 or so words, so Amazon lists it as a “two hour read,” which may be true depending on your reading speed.
It’s free so there’s literally No Risk on your part
Plant people
Robots
You can help support a trans author (me)
GaySo if any of those reasons appeal to you, it will definitely be worth checking it out!
Get Chlorophyll and Gasoline here!
TWO DAYS LEFT!!!!
THIS GIVEAWAY ENDS TONIGHT!!!!!
October 24, 2018
Chlorophyll and Gasoline is free until Sunday!
Hey everyone! I recently published a novella entitled “Chlorophyll and Gasoline”! You’ve probably seen the posts already if you follow this blog at all, and some of you may have considered buying it. Well, now it’s free until Sunday!
Now you may very well be asking yourself “Hey, Serena, why should I consider reading this?”
It’s gay
It’s very short, only 30 000 or so words, so Amazon lists it as a “two hour read,” which may be true depending on your reading speed.
It’s free so there’s literally No Risk on your part
Plant people
Robots
You can help support a trans author (me)
GaySo if any of those reasons appeal to you, it will definitely be worth checking it out!
Get Chlorophyll and Gasoline here!
incorrectvalhallaquotes:Violet: Sorry, I lost my cool for a second.Varg: You can’t lose something...
Violet: Sorry, I lost my cool for a second.
Varg: You can’t lose something you never had.
October 21, 2018
CHLOROPHYLL AND GASOLINE IS LIVE
Hey everyone! Are you looking for a fluffy gay story between two people separated by the centuries? I just published one :D
CHLOROPHYLL AND GASOLINE COVER
Willow is a curious young woman who lives in the Yggdrasil, a city-sized tree host to dozens of villages eking out a living in the post-collapse world. On occasion, she plunges down into the dark and unmapped roots of Yggdrasil, trying to find rare plants or technological relics from the past. On a sortie to a new location, Willow finds a strange living statue that calls itself Suzy. In speaking to this statue, Willow starts to feel compelled towards helping this lost soul. However, before she can help Suzy, she must deal with the pushback at home, as not everyone believes Suzy to be the same kind person that Willow does.
So if you want to read a story about a plant-person and a robot meeting each other, realizing the separation between them, and working towards bridging the gap, consider buying Chlorophyll and Gasoline! It’s on amazon, only 1.99, and a paperback version is coming out soon!
Link to buy
cover by @lidijadraws
From a good friend of mine here, please check it out!!!
October 14, 2018
verylostpenguin:
Are you ever reading a super over long pretentious book and just think. Wow. This...
Are you ever reading a super over long pretentious book and just think. Wow. This man. knows a lot of words. but concise. is not one of them.
I feel kind of attacked right now.
October 3, 2018
Several people have asked over the years if I’d ever considered making Violet MacRae a man. I feel...
Several people have asked over the years if I’d ever considered making Violet MacRae a man. I feel now is the time to state that I definitely see it as a possibility, we’d just have to rename the character Violet MacRoy, because that’s how last names work, and there’s nothing wrong with that.
September 26, 2018
michigrim:
tramampoline:
evitron:
evitron:
best moments in gaming journalism
journalist gets real...
best moments in gaming journalism
journalist gets real yakuza members to play yakuza 3 and asks for their opinions on its authenticity
that’s it
highlights:
“What’s with all the fucking gaijin in this area?” “Dude, don’t say that, use gaikokujin, it’s nicer.” “Oh, shit, right. What’s with all the fucking gaikokujin in this area?”
“The breaded pork cutlet bento box is like mega power. More than ramen. That’s accurate.”
all of them start dragging kiryu for his shitty cheap shirt for five minutes
“Shooting people sends a message.” “So does shooting anything.”
(after being told that massage parlors, mahjong, and hostess clubs were cut from the US version) “I feel sorry for the people who bought the American version. SEGA USA sucks.”
S: I don’t know any ex-yakuza running orphanages.
K: There was one a few years ago. A good guy.
M: You sure it wasn’t just a tax shelter?
K: Sure it was a tax shelter but he ran it like a legitimate thing. You know.
HOW COULD YOU FORGET THE BACKSTORY THOUGH
JAKE ADELSTEIN COVERS THE YAKUZA BEAT AS A FREELANCE JOURNALIST AND JUST HAPPENS TO KNOW THESE DUDES
If I recall correctly, this is the reporter I wrote on Twitter to consult on the Yakuza in Ragnarök, specifically to make sure I wouldn’t be killed for using them as fictional villains.
September 21, 2018
1000 follower giveaway!
Hello everyone! As you may know, I just hit 1000 followers! To celebrate this frankly stunning achievement, I’m doing a giveaway of my first novella: Chlorophyll and Gasoline.
A physical copy of it! Paperback and all that!
^ Novella cover!
Chlorophyll and Gasoline is about Willow, a curious and inquisitive Gaian, a race of plant-human hybrids. She descends deep into the cave and ruins system known as the Undergrowth, and in it finds a robot named Suzy. The two of them form a friendship, despite protests and caution from Willow’s community.
To enter the giveaway, you must:
Follow me AND reblog this post
Additional reblogs count as additional entries, but please don’t spam your followers!I will ship anywhere, and cover every cost and expense!
The giveaway ends on September 23rd, 2018! That’s my birthday, so I sure as hell won’t forget it. The winner will be chosen through random number generators, and I will personally contact them over Direct Messaging, along with making a post announcing the winner.
If you want to read a sample of Chlorophyll and Gasoline, it’s under the Read More!
FOUR DAYS LEFT!!!
THREE DAYS!
TWO DAYS LEFT!
Also, check out the artist: @lidijadraws
I won’t be here to promote this tomorrow but please check it out!
