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So uh… Who else was unaware that Hunter S. Thompson wrote gay furry erotica?

So uh… Who else was unaware that Hunter S. Thompson wrote gay furry erotica?

(Screwjack, 1991)

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Birds may communicate with song, but only walruses use morse code.

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Birds may communicate with song, but only walruses use morse code.

Great titles 101:

Great titles 101:

Make them want to see what the book is about

Currently reading Tales From A Mall and enjoying the wild absurdism!

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Currently reading Tales From A Mall and enjoying the wild absurdism!

From This Video

From This Video

Appendix to “The Meaning of Liff” by Douglas Adams

Appendix to “The Meaning of Liff” by Douglas Adams

I almost looked up something fucking UNHOLY

I almost looked up something fucking UNHOLY

We all float down here. You’ll float too. You’ll float too!

I won't, I sink in any water, I have no bodily buoyancy whatsoever like my father before me who sank on his own tropical honeymoon and had to be hauled to the surface by my mother.

Unrelated I just read Stephen King's "Carrie" and might try "It" next.

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Not to become a Stephen King liveblog but holy hell it’s a long book-

I see what you did there, Stephen…

I love when the writer works the book title into the prose-

Also check out my writing blog for some actual thoughts on good moments in it and stuff.

🎵WHOAAAAAAAAA🎵🎵WHOOO-OAAAA🎵

King comes up with such oddly familiar names for his side characters-

As close to the end now as I once was to the beginning, a long time ago.

The heroes approach the dragon…

Diversity win! Characters losing their minds upon seeing its true form still respect its pronouns when faced by their pathetic human understandings of its cosmic gender!

Uh oh, 50 pages left and the kids are lost in the sewer! I hope they find a tasteful, normal, and unproblematic way to keep together and escape…

…well.

Uh. That was a bit unnecessary but if I’m ever lost in an IKEA with some pals I know what to try?

Jesus Stephen 1000 pages of great book and then you go and write that. No wonder people are wary of his third acts.

@sevdidntdie Thanks! Solid 8/10, it’s a good 1140pg book that probably could’ve been a great 650 page book. Has flaws and bad blemishes, has great moments and brilliant classic concepts that have shaped horror writing since. It’s the longest book I’ve read since Harlot’s Ghost and was certainly more enjoyable.

I’m mostly happy I can read again after years of kidney pain, and write again too. This one gave me some epic inspiration for a horror novel as well, one entirely devoid of child sewer orgies. Seriously King, WTF. I think he must have been trolling someone.

Thank you everyone writing in. I’ve requested an XML to be made, hopefully I can move to Miraheze…

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Fandom Sucks

Valhallapedia is apparently up for being deleted by Fandom, ruiner of wikis. It was made before that whole site turned to hell and a lot of people put a lot into it. If anyone knows how to copy a wiki and move it to a better platform, please help. Thank you for anything anyone can do.

Not unreality, not a joke, this wiki for my novels is a really cool database of lore and analysis and I’d be really sad if this greedy scum company topped their ruining it with ads by destroying it completely.

Signal boosting here if anyone can help.

Thank you everyone writing in. I’ve requested an XML to be made, hopefully I can move to Miraheze soon.