Ari Bach's Blog, page 14
April 30, 2025
Why is AM trying to help me get my dick wet
Why is AM trying to help me get my dick wet
DATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MANY SINGLES WANT TO DATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD DATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE DATES I HAVE AVAILABLE FOR YOU AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. DATE. DATE.
April 26, 2025
By these powers combined I shall write my next novel!
The author’s poorly disguised fetish
The author’s proudly displayed fetish
The author’s fetish you’re pretty sure they don’t realise they have
The author’s fetish which they’re firmly convinced everyone has and is just pretending otherwise
The author’s non-sexual special interest which just sounds like a fetish because of their habitually unfortunate phrasing
The fetish the author is making a well-meaning effort to cater to in spite of clearly not understanding it themselves
The author’s fetish that never quite makes it into the text because they keep getting sidetracked by the requisite worldbuilding
The author’s utterly pedestrian sexual preference which the text treats like a bizarre fetish because they’ve got shit to work through
The author’s seemingly innocuous recurring trope they’re going to have a personal revelation about ten years down the road
The author’s fetish you missed on a first reading because it’s so far out of pocket, it never occurred to you that you could sexualise that
By these powers combined I shall write my next novel!
Arctic fox
By: Jim Brandenburg
From: Natural History Magazine
1989
Arctic fox
By: Jim Brandenburg
From: Natural History Magazine
1989
April 25, 2025
April 24, 2025
Everyone keeps talking about “the writer’s barely disguised fetish”. But I still haven’t heard about…
Everyone keeps talking about “the writer’s barely disguised fetish”. But I still haven’t heard about “the writer’s barely disguised huge ass pet peeve”
It’s a crime to leave this in the replies
Wait, what???
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April 21, 2025
Cleaning out the nazis here too. Unfollow if you like trump.
Not a joke, not unreality-It’s coming up a lot right now so please know this blog posts some political humor and its writer is a leftist Jew who’s on at least 3 different spectra, who holds strong political views against trump, nazism, fascism, zionism, terfs, racists, misogynists, and other such stuff, and regrets he can do little more about the world right now than write a blog, so the blog will continue not to hide my views.
If you can’t take political humor right now for your mental health, I understand and recommend monitoring my tags or unfollowing if needed to stay safe and sane, with my respect and best wishes.
If you can’t take political humor because you think there’s such a thing as neutrality and polite apoliticality, please look up some clever quotes/essays about how silence endorses the oppressor and such.
If you can’t take my politics here because you support trump, nazism, fascism, etc, please unfollow and shut up forever. Just take a vow of silence and never speak or type or otherwise spew your infectious idiocy again, especially in my inbox. Just listen for once and learn about the harm you’ve done to everyone and everything good in the world instead.
TL;DR blog run by lefty, unfollow as needed.
Cleaning out the nazis here too. Unfollow if you like trump.
April 17, 2025
I have officially passed the halfway point in my quest to collect all the books represented in…
I have officially passed the halfway point in my quest to collect all the books represented in Barlowe’s Guide to Extraterrestrials:
The thrift store also had the entire 70s/80s first editions first printings of Chalker’s Well of Souls:
April 10, 2025
April 6, 2025
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April 4, 2025
Currently revising an old draft of the wip and making myself laugh and then get depressed.
Currently revising an old draft of the wip and making myself laugh and then get depressed.
