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Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Hunter S. Thompson quoting Samuel Johnson

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Hunter S. Thompson quoting Samuel Johnson

The Drawing of the Three, Stephen King

From The Gunslinger by Stephen King

From The Gunslinger by Stephen King

From The Gunslinger by Stephen King

From The Gunslinger by Stephen King

Robert E. Howard, “Worms of the Earth”

Robert E. Howard, “Worms of the Earth”

“Thousands of years ago, before Sigourney Weaver-”

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elbiotipo:

elbiotipo:

pro-tip: don’t ever use the sentence “thousands of years” in your worldbuilding unless you really know what a thousand years is like

Quick cheat sheet:

The middle ages were one thousand years agoI don’t know if I need you to tell you this but Jesus was alive 2 thousand years ago during the Roman Empire3 thousand years ago the Mediterranean and Middle East were recovering from the bronze age collapse. None of the philosophers of Western philosophy (or Eastern for that matter) were born yetEarliest writing dates roughly to 5 thousand years ago.Agriculture started roughly 10 thousand years ago

So yes, you can write whatever you like but if you’re telling me that an individual dynasty has been ruling since 8000 years ago (HOLA JORGE) I have to wonder if they even had writing back then

To be fair you can find one guy like that in the comment section of most metal bands on youtube

“ Thousands of years ago, before Sigourney Weaver- ”

I am Violet MacRae now, and I don’t like the look of this Wulfgar fellow at all…

a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay:

you just swapped bodies with your MAIN oc, are you doomed?

yes

no

ehehehe

NOOOO!!!! TAKE ME BAAACK

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I am Violet MacRae now, and I don’t like the look of this Wulfgar fellow at all…

The first 4 John Lange novels, pseudonym of Michael Crichton

The first 4 John Lange novels, pseudonym of Michael Crichton

Back cover text from Michael Crichton’s first novel, “Odds On.”

Back cover text from Michael Crichton’s first novel, “Odds On.”

Scene from a banal dystopian YA novel:

Scene from a banal dystopian YA novel:

A vending machine from Healthier4UVending, covered in photos of fresh fruit and vegetables with the slogan “the choice to eat healthy.” It is stocked with junk food and energy drinks.

From “The Yattering and Jack,” in Vol. 1 of Books of Blood by Clive Barker

sharkchunks:

From “The Yattering and Jack,” in Vol. 1 of Books of Blood by Clive Barker