Bill Alive's Blog, page 5
January 21, 2021
Free Read Friday! ���� ���� ���� Pretentious Poetry (With Photos!)
Self help poetry? Illustrated with incongruous stock photos? How is this even possible���
January 14, 2021
Free Read Friday! ���� ���� ���� 8 Crazy Tricks to LOSE WEIGHT Without Diets, Exercise, or Gross Protein Shakes!
Stop trying so hard! Losing weight is SUPER EASY, with these amazing tricks from no-diet diva Sparkle Vane���
January 7, 2021
Free Read Friday! ���� ���� ���� A New Year, A New Self-Help Parody...
Are you already nauseated by a million self-help articles swarming the New Year? Imagine a new self-help parody, starring an Internet gazillionaire, a lost dolphin, and a desperate crew of oddball bloggers���
October 29, 2020
Funny cozy paperbacks SALE (+ I get personal...) ��� ���� ���� ���� ����
Paperbacks! A new comedy book! And my surprising personal take on Trump���
April 28, 2020
Want a free funny parody?
Hey! It’s Bill Alive, and I’ve got another short funny piece for you to enjoy. These days, we can all use a laugh, right?
April 27, 2020
Is There a Hobo in Your Attic?
Is there a hobo in your attic? Is your 401(k) plan worth less than it was five minutes ago? Are any of your friends mocking you right now?
March 23, 2020
Want a free funny fantasy story? Plus a pretty flower, even.
Hey! It’s Bill Alive, your Friendly Neighborhood Reclusive Comedy Mystery Writer. I have a sweet free story for you below, but first… How are you holding up?
Free Short Story: The Mace, the Wizard, and the Robot Kitten
Enjoy this FREE funny short from my collection, The Punctuality Machine (And Other Tales of Time Dysfunction). This is a parody fantasy, whimsical and ridiculous… but it also might give you a rare glimpse into what it FEELS like to be a writer.
February 6, 2020
Reading Order for the Wonder Springs Mystery Series
Ready to read the cozy mystery adventures of Summer Sassafras and her family of secret psychics in lovely Wonder Springs, Virgina? Here’s the preferred reading order for this series.
Reading Order for the "Murder Feels���" Mystery Series
Ready to read the cozy mystery adventures of Mark the Empath Detective, as told by his excitable sidekick, Pete? Here’s the preferred reading order for this series.
