Bill Alive

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You know how you keep reading piles and piles and piles of mystery series, and most of them are, like, moderately okay … at least, there weren’t too many typos … and your eyes aren’t actually bleeding …

… but then … THEN … every so often … WOW, you’re just smitten.

The style is fabulous, the people are hilarious, the action is fantastic and terrifying and gut-wrenching and you just want to shout, THIS! This right here! Why can’t they all be like THIS?

The next time you find a series like that, could you PLEASE TELL ME?

I mean, please tell this Bill Alive author guy?

Because otherwise, he’s just going to keep trying to write them.

Which is super fun. See that smile? He’s clearly enjoying himself.

But still. Once in awhile, the guy needs to se
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Beware of Mortals and Their Birthdays by Bill Alive
"This short story names a longing for something that can't be found :mortal happiness. A Faerie Gaveron stands before an assembly of peers to relate the circumstances of the faerie laws. A boon may be given to a mortal but it must be accomplished b..." Read more of this review »
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"It is really really short story. I love the ending!!! We can all learn from Lily!!!!

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I admit that I personally was not crazy about the writing style of this story. Reminds..." Read more of this review »
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"BE CAREFUL OF WHAT YOU WISH

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A short story depicting the fickleness of spoiled humans and the steadfast loyalty of an inhuman fairy to a person that he loves. Humans and their birthdays are something most of us love or h..." Read more of this review »
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"A quick and amusing cameo of mortal and immortal folly

Bill has crafted an amusing short story of a fairy's love for a mortal woman, and the consequences of a foolishly granted boon.

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