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New Release! ���� The Legend of Snufflebutt: A Billionaire Vampire Romance

If only she could find a sweet, loving, totally loaded rich dude who DIDN’T look SUPER old… oh, wait…

New Release! ���� The Mace, the Wizard, and the Robot Kitten

Some stories are better left unread…

New Release! ���� Birthday Boy

What if we’d gotten time travel instead of the Internet?

New Release! ���� Commute Killer

Teleports are finally on sale…

New Release! Don't Dance on the Lobsters! Plus... MY TWELVE-BOOK CHALLENGE IS COMPLETE! ����

With yet another whole BOOK full of short, delicious comedy, this epic 12-book challenge comes to an end… or is it a new beginning?

New Release! Don't Name Your Baby! (A Modest Collection of Spoof Self-Help, Parody Short Stories, and Other Minor Literary Crimes)

If you love short, zany humor pieces, unreliable narrators, and a reliable stream of jokes so dumb you have to laugh out loud, don���t miss Don���t Name Your Baby!

New Release! 'Elves' Rob Shoe Store (And More Silly News Satire From The Fabricated Press)

If you love silly news satire with bizarre characters, gleefully incoherent asides, and a high, holy hatred of marketing in all its forms, this is one collection you won’t want to miss.

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What else can you even buy with a dollar anymore?

New Release! The Brave Little Mailman (And Other Stories)

If you love goofy (yet earnest) characters, zany situations, and the occasional (okay, frequent) sweet romance along the way, this fun collection is the gem you���ve been hunting for.

New Release! The Sofa King (And Other Stories)

If you���ve a taste for odd characters with bizarre enthusiasms, ridiculous situations, and bemused bystanders, you���ve plucked the right volume from the shelf.