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A Bagful Of Nutshells

*STUMBLES THROUGH THE DOOR AND STRIKES A TIRED BUT STYLISH POSE*

 

WHAT HO, CHAPS.  IT’S ALLI!  DID YOU MISS ME???

 

*pulls up a chair and leans into your personal space*

 

It’s – *gasp* – another episode of Nutshells with Alli!  I’ll bet you were starting to believe that you would NEVER get this post but, HA, you did!  Despite all obstacles!  I’ve been really struggling to keep on top of my schedule lately and blogging seems to have fallen to the bottom of the pile but, hey, I’ll cut myself some slack, since I know we’re ALL at sixes and sevens right now because of the You-Know-What.

 

 

But it would take a lot more than a pandemic and a quarantine to shut ME up for long.  And thus we have the long-awaited update.  Time to recap everything that happened to me in February and March of 2020.

 

 

 

 

 

– WATCHED –

 

I watched a good bit of TV over the last two months (pain killer, you guys, pain killer) but I was mostly re-watching old favorites because I needed comfort – so I’m going to do a slightly different review format this time and keep it short!

 

 

Balto:  I probably have this film memorized after watching it on repeat as a kid, but I still mightily enjoyed this nostalgic rewatch.  The music (James Horner!), the cinematography, the voice acting, the scripting – it’s all top-notch.  Balto is one of my favorite heroes when I was little and I still love his character.  Twin and I had fun taking a walk down memory lane and remembering, all over again, that we’re basically Muk and Luk without the fur.

 

 

Roman Holiday:  Okay, why did I say this movie was only so-so when I first watched it?  BECAUSE I WAS WRONG.  This is such a lovely film.  It’s simplicity is deceptive at first glance, but it’s the simplicity of the story that adds the genius quality to this film.  You can definitely see and feel the William Wyler touch with this movie – it’s so delicate, intimate, and unrushed.  You truly do feel as if you spent one glorious day enjoying simply pleasures with one of the most delightful couples to ever grace the silver screen.  It’s a gem.

 

Stormworld (TV show):  So, a year or so ago, I raved about this Australian TV show and urged you guys to watch it AND I’M STILL URGING YOU.  I have to say, I’ve never seen any other filmmakers create the same adventurous vibe and imaginative genre-bending like the Australians.  This show is exciting, full of unique world building and has the BEST characters.  You are really missing out if you haven’t watched this yet!

 

Sue Thomas F.B. Eye:  How do I deal with stress?  Watching conservative shows were the good guys beat the stuffing out of the bad guys in every single episode.  Shows where good old-fashioned flag-waving, liberal bashing, and terrorist hunting is down with unapologetic aplomb.  It’s very relaxing. 

I’m Publishing A New Book! Will You Help Spread The Word?

 

*BLASTS INTO YOUR INBOX LIKE AN INCOMING MISSILE*

Just a VERY teensy post today, guys because, man, I just cannot get on top of my schedule and I am just SCRAMBLING.

 

 

(and that nutshell for February and March is coming, I promise!)

 

 

So, I’m just going to come right out and confirm what you already saw in the title of this blog post  –

 

YES, I am releasing a new installment for my Tales of Ambia series.

 

I should be jumping up and down screaming with excitement but with everything going on right now it’s more like –

 

 

Okay, I’m a LITTLE excited – in a very weary sort of way.

 

Anyway, I was wondering if you would be willing to help a tired author out and spread the word about this upcoming release!
Want to hear more?  WELL, GO AHEAD AND SCROLL, THEN.

 

 

BLURB AND COVER

 

 

 

Princess Poppy doesn’t feel very royal, and she certainly doesn’t feel ready to marry. But when her father decides that a marriage to a foreign duke would benefit their small kingdom, Poppy obeys.
Stepping into an unknown world full of hidden dangers, Poppy must navigate betrayals she never anticipated and discover the inherent royalty and strength within her own heart.

 

A companion novelette to A Royal Masquerade.

 

 

 

Just so you know, this is more like a CONTINUATION or prequel of one of my previous releases, but it is based off of The Goose Girl fairy tale.

 

This novelette is the backstory for one of the characters in A Royal Masquerade and, because it’s more of a tie-in to my two previous books, the release is much more low-key.  But, I still need to let my fans know I’ve published something!

 

Ahem.  Yeah.  

 

That’s why I need YOUR help.
If you would be willing to help me spread the word about this release, I’d be so grateful!
Here’s how it would work!

You would be sent the following information:

 

1) A pretty graphic featuring the cover of Poppy’s Peril.
2) The link to Amazon so that your followers can buy said book (if they want).
3) A book blurb and a one sentence “pitch” – with an option to use either the blurb or the pitch to entice your followers – whichever works for the platform you are sharing on.

 

To be part of this release, all you would have to do is the share a graphic, the Amazon link, and a brief description of the novelette on a certain weekend – and that’s it!

 

If you want to join the release team just click on the LINK RIGHT HERE and fill out the questionnaire (it’s short, I promise)!  And THAT’S IT.  ARE YOU IN?

 

 

 

And, since we’re in the click on the link mood, don’t forget to add Poppy’s Peril to your GOODREADS SHELF RIGHT HERE .

 

 

 

 

So are you excited??  What do you think of the cover?  Have you read A Royal Masquerade yet?  (if not, I am literally begging you to read that before you read Poppy’s Peril, otherwise you’ll ruin your life and mine).

 

 

Hope to talk to you next week, my friends.  Until then . . .

 

 

 

 

My Top Ten OTP’s Of All Time

As many of you know, I’m an infamous critic of romance.

 

 

I have even been challenged by one person with the phrase: “Have you any romance in your soul at all, Alli?” (this question was raised after some choice words I shared about that appalling couple, Anne Shirley and Gilbert Blythe).

 

I can’t remember how I responded now at the time, probably some friendly quip that I was sure I could find some scrap of romance somewhere inside me, if they were willing to hold.

 

The truth is, it’s far more easy for me to make a list of couples I hate and abhor then to list couples I actually tolerate – let alone love.

 

That doesn’t seem to be a difficulty for most girls, though.  One doesn’t have to look far on the Internet to finds list after list of a gal’s top “OTP’s” of all time.  I’m convinced at least a fourth of the Internet is taken up by blog posts of this kind.  (fun side note: for the longest time, I didn’t know what an OTP was – I had to Google it)

 

 

 

After some puzzled observations, I put some thought into it and finally realized something. I actually DO have OTP’s that I adore wholeheartedly!  *gasps* It was quite the earth-shattering realization and I knew I had to share it with all of you!  SO LET’S HOLD ONTO OUR HATS AND OUR HEARTS AND DIVE RIGHT INTO IT.

 

 

 

 

 

 

# 1.  A Minion and his Banana

 

 

LOOK AT HIS FACE.  Are we really so bold as to watch this tender moment of intimacy, when a Minion holds his banana in his arms?  Maybe we should allow them more privacy, BUT WILL WE?  NO.  It’s so sweet, we can’t tear our eyes away.
True love, folks.

 

# 2.  Han and the Falcon

 

 

Love at first sight is a tricky trope.
But Han and The Falcon is the pinnacle of this cliche and an example to us all on how it can be done WELL.  From the minute they clap eyes on one another, the Falcon and Han know that they have found “the one.”  From their early youth, to growing old and disreputable together, their romance remains strong despite all obstacles!  And, c’mon, who doesn’t love the trope where the tough guy turns to mush every time he’s around his girl and just babies her to death?  This is (apparently) what every girl wants!
AND YET THIS IS NOT A ONE-SIDE LOVE AFFAIR.  The Falcon loves Han and when he talks to her right, she preforms.

 

 

They can be hard on each other sometimes (that’s what puts a little zest into their otherwise fairy tale relationship) but they still adore one another no matter what.  I’M TEARING UP GUYS, ARE YOU TEARING UP?

 

 

# 3.  Peter and Shadow

 

 

Okay, with all of these tricky relationships I’ve been expanding upon and the way I’ve been carrying on about what is (nowadays) termed as unhealthy, it’s time to talk about a rock-solid, mutually beneficially, healthy relationship.
ENTER A BOY AND HIS DOG.
If you didn’t grow up watching Homeward Bound, your childhood was incomplete.
Despite having very little screen time together, this romance is SO STRONG.  Their longing for one another is PALPABLE.  Their love is so pure and their ultimate goal is to just be together again.  I love how they both have to battle through so much to keep the faith.  And MAN, the love that Shadow carries for Peter.  It’s beautiful.
The part where Shadow is running towards Peter and saying: “My boy!  My BOY!”

 

 

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.  It gets me every time.

 

# 4. Fonzie and his Motorcycle

 

 

Just watch it, guys.  I have no words to add to this.  I’m on my knees begging you: watch this classic scene.
The Fonz says it all.

 

 

# 5.  Frank T. Hopkins and Hidalgo

 

 

DID SOMEBODY SAY TRAGIC LOVE STORY?  Well, here we go.
Who DIDN’T love the relationship between Frank and Hidalgo?  These two lonely wild things are positive soul mates who were lucky enough to find one another.  Their bond is what keeps them going in the adventure of a life time.  They are each other’s other half.
And yet, sometimes, no matter how much you love someone, or how much you want to spend the rest of your life with them, it just doesn’t work out.
Hidalgo and Frank must come to the realization that they come from two different worlds. At the end, though it might break his heart, Frank realizes he has to let Hidalgo go.
But, like all the very best tragic love stories, they changed each other for the better.  Frank and Hidalgo will never forget one another and we will never forget them either.

 

# 6.  Scratt and his Acorn

 

 

NEITHER TIME OR SPACE CAN SEPARATE THEM, FOLKS.

 

 

Scrat has devotion down to an art.  And, can we blame him?  There’s a lot to be said for a nice, crunchy nut.
THIS HERE IS HOW TO DO A SLOW BURN ROMANCE, GUYS.  WILL THEY OR WON’T THEY STAY TOGETHER?  Fate itself conspires against them. Whether they can ever finally be at peace and enjoy their life together – it’s impossible to say.

# 7.  Bilbo and Bag End

 

I kind of like to think of Bilbo and Bag End as the Hobbit Trilogy’s response to the Aragorn and Arwen type relationship.  I love this gentle, easy relationship! Bilbo’s carries his love for Bag End wherever he goes, and it strengthens him when time gets hard.  He knows that no matter what happens, his dear little home is waiting for him at the end of it all.  He takes care of Bag End and Bag End takes care of him.  It’s rare that we see such stable and healthy relationships in film these days, and this is definitely a couple to celebrate!

 

# 8.  Mike and his new Car

 

 

Awww, just love at the love light in Mike’s eyes!  Doesn’t that just your sentimental little heart beat wildly?

 

 

Even under pain of TORTURE, Mike can’t bring himself to give up his car.

 

 

ISN’T THAT PRECIOUS?  He’d rather get his scream sucked out of his body than give her up! 

The Fairy Tale Blog Tag

BEHOLD, IT IS I, ALLISON.  Flying into your inbox at random, but pulling it off like a boss.

 

 

“PRINCESS ALLI!  FABULOUS SHE!  Ali Ababwa!  Genuflect, show some respect – down on one knee!”

 

Yes I actually DO sing the song that way.

 

Living with me is just such a joy.

 

Ahem, ANYWAY.  You might have heard that February is Fantasy month on the Internet, as well as Fairy Tale month!  At the beginning of this month,  Fairy Tale Central announced that they were doing a fairy tale themed blog tag so, OBVIOUSLY, I had to join in . . . at the very last minute . . . on a whim.  Because we all know that I am completely on top of things and never run around like a crazed monkey to make deadlines at the last possible moment, RIGHT?

 

Since this is a linkup tag, I am somewhat obligated to include the source so that my fellow bloggers can JOIN IN !
But, since this is the LAST DAY to post about it – haha – I don’t think it will do you much good.

 

 

But enough of me prattling  – ON TO THE TAG!

 

 

 

 

 

 # 1:  What’s an obscure fairy tale you love?

 

I really like Jorinde and Joringel. I love the sweet bond between the main couple, and how gently devoted they are to one another. Don’t ask me why, but they remind me just a bit of Sam Gamgee and Rosie Cotton (or maybe it was just that particular retelling I read that made me think of them).
I also really like The Salt Prince – it was an interesting twist to have the female character be front and center in the adventure and I loved her sacrifice and devotion.
I also really enjoy Puss In Boots – what’s not to love about such a charmingly duplicitous (and fuzzy) con-artist?  Stories revolving around a cast of characters all doing their level best to trick and cheat one another never fail to amuse me.
It’s also always fun when the con artists actually succeed in their schemes because, let’s face it, we don’t feel too sorry when stupid people get taken in.
Ahem, I’m talking about FICTION, of course. 

A Pocketful Of Nutshells (Dec / Jan Recap)

*FLIES INTO YOUR INBOX IN AN EPIC CRASH LANDING*

 

 

HEY, GUYS.  It’s been ages!  *doles out Internet hugs*
That Wilbur gif pretty much sums up how I’ve been feeling and faring for the last two months.
Things have been a tad bumpy, and I am desperately behind on blogging.

 

 

Ahem, kidding.
I’m sorry it’s been so long since you have all gotten an update here on Allison’s Well, and I am doubly sorry that this post is going to be shorter than normal but, ah well!

 

 

And now, without further ado (or excuses) . . . the nutshells.

 

 

– WATCHED –

 

*THE MANDALORIAN*

 

 

*warning: this review could contain minor spoilers for The Mandalorian*

 

Unlike other eager-beavers, I waited until the whole show dropped on Disney + before signing up so I could watch the thing in one week and then cancel my subscription. *pats self on back*
OKAY, so, the review . . .

 

 

I’m kidding!  I liked it.
I don’t think it’s quite as perfect as the Internet is making it out to be, but it’s still a solid show.
I believe some of the enthusiasm for The Mandalorian might merely be a case of contrast. Anything would be considered epic when compared to the abominably awful new trilogy.

 

 

Just saying . . .

A Pocketfull Of Nutshells (Dec / Jan Recap)

*FLIES INTO YOUR INBOX IN AN EPIC CRASH LANDING*

 

 

HEY, GUYS.  It’s been ages!  *doles out Internet hugs*
That Wilbur gif pretty much sums up how I’ve been feeling and faring for the last two months.
Things have been a tad bumpy, and I am desperately behind on blogging.

 

 

Ahem, kidding.
I’m sorry it’s been so long since you have all gotten an update here on Allison’s Well, and I am doubly sorry that this post is going to be shorter than normal but, ah well!

 

 

And now, without further ado (or excuses) . . . the nutshells.

 

 

– WATCHED –

 

*THE MANDALORIAN*

 

 

*warning: this review could contain minor spoilers for The Mandalorian*

 

Unlike other eager-beavers, I waited until the whole show dropped on Disney + before signing up so I could watch the thing in one week and then cancel my subscription. *pats self on back*
OKAY, so, the review . . .

 

 

I’m kidding!  I liked it.
I don’t think it’s quite as perfect as the Internet is making it out to be, but it’s still a solid show.
I believe some of the enthusiasm for The Mandalorian might merely be a case of contrast. Anything would be considered epic when compared to the abominably awful new trilogy.

 

 

Just saying . . .

11 Things I Want For Xmas – But Probably Won’t Get (2019 Edition)

What ho, chappies!  What ho, what ho!

It’s the most zany time of the year again!  Long-time veterans of Allison’s Well will know what is coming next. *grins*  But I have a few new followers so I’m just going to explain the ground rules again, very quickly.

 

Back in 2016, I blogged about ten preposterous (but nice) things I wanted for Christmas.  It was a catalog of my wildest fancies captured for your amusement and I had so much fun sharing my weird wishes, that it became an annual tradition!

 

And so, I have compiled a list for the fourth year in a row!   Eleven ridiculous Christmas wishes that have absolutely no hope of coming true.

 

But . . . who knows. It IS a magical time of year.

 

 

 

For the record, I never believed in Santa Claus, I was a rather cynical and realistic little girl. Yet more proof that I’m really a dwarf of Erebor, not an elf.

 

 

YOU NOW HAVE THAT SONG IN YOUR HEAD DON’T YOU?  *smirks* You’re welcome.

 

Hooowever, just because I never believed in Santa Claus doesn’t stop me from making a Christmas lists.  Like I would ever pass up the opportunity to make a LIST.  *laughs at your ignorance*
Note: I am cheating a bit this year by making it eleven wishes instead of ten, but I DON’T CARE.  This is my blog and I make the rules.

 

Ahem, anyway, I’m rambling.  Why didn’t somebody stop me?  Never mind.  Let’s get down to business!

 

 

 

1.  Spend The Night In A Library

 

WHO DOESN’T WANT TO DO THIS?
When I was little, I once read a chapter book about two girls locked in a library overnight and I thought that was one of the coolest concepts I had ever seen.
Yup, just gimme some coffee to keep me awake and leave me there.  I’ll spend half the night reading, and then a few hours exploring the deliciously creepy surroundings. And, in the wee hours before dawn, the giant stuffed animals in the kids section will come to life and I’ll play with them.  TALK ABOUT AN EPIC PLAYTIME.

 

 

2.  Season Tickets To Broadway

 

I am crazy about theater and I love Broadway shows.  I WOULD BE ONE HAPPY CAMPER IF I COULD SEE A BROADWAY SHOW ONCE A MONTH, YES INDEEDY.
Actually, scratch that. I wouldn’t just be happy, I would be beside myself with glee and losing my ever-loving mind.

 

 

3.  My Own Private Jet.

 

I’ve got to get to Broadway on the weekends SOMEHOW – right?

 

 

4.  A Ride On A Giant Eagle

 

Most people want to ride a giant eagle because of Lord of the Rings.  Not me, friend. My infatuation with riding eagles started when I was just a wee tot, due to a far superior movie.
RESCUERS DOWN UNDER!!!!

 

 

Soaring through the sky on Marahute with the wind in my hair and the world far below is MY idea of a holiday treat.  I WANT TO FLY!
You’re probably thinking:  Allison, why wish for an eagle AND a jet?  They’re both forms of transportation.
Riding on a giant eagle is more to satisfy my thrill-seeking heart.  Well, if I’m flying all the way to New York to see a Broadway show, I don’t want to risk sliding off my eagle and falling into a best river to have my best clothes to be ruined.  And for any long-distance jaunts, I want a fast and temperature-controlled way to do it, along with a stewardess to bring me little snacks.  I’m very attached to my creature comforts.
As awesome as they are, you can’t get any of that on a giant eagle.

 

 

 

5.  Participate In A Food Fight

 

DON’T TELL ME YOU’VE NEVER WANTED TO DO THIS.  Anyway, I know I always have always wanted to!
Yes, I know it makes a mess and it’s a waste of food, but I CAN’T HELP IT!!!!!  I want to be part of a food fight.

 

 

I would be sissy enough to request a helmet, though, because getting a pie in the ear or the eyeball looks painful but, other than that, I’LL TAKE ANYTHING YOU’VE GOT.

 

 

6.  Attend A Writer’s Conference

 

I looked at not one, but four different writer’s conferences during 2019.  Sadly, nothing worked out and I wasn’t able to attend a single one.  *sniffs*  SOME DAY, I will attend a writer’s conference.
Unfortunately, the one I want to attend due to so many of online friends regularly attending it (Realm Makers) never seems to be hosted anywhere near me. SHAME ON THEM.

 

 

I guess this is where my private jet will start to see service, eh?

 

7.  A Baby Panda

 

 

LOOK AT THAT PRECIOUS FACE!!!!!
*incoherent gurgling*
I MEAN, WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT FUZZY LITTLE DARLING??
 *screams from the sheer cuteness of that face*
*flails and faints*
*gets up to scream again*

 

8.  My Own Butler

 

I’m not exactly sure why, but I’ve been enamored with butlers for a long time.  When I was little, my mom read a number of excellent books aloud to me that featured butlers (Praiseworthy from By The Great Horn Spoon and Worthington from The Three Investigators series left a profound and lasting impression on me).  This was only the beginning of my butler-love and it has only grow exponentially through the years.
Many of my stories feature butlers in the main cast, and I don’t see that stopping any time soon.  I’m so obsessed with butlers that I’m actually planning a blog post on them some day entitled: Butlers I Have Loved.
Yeah, I’m hardcore.
Ahem, anyway, I would like a butler.  THEY CAN DO ANYTHING.  And they have more good sense and sang froid in their little finger than most countries have in their total  population.
Fiction proves that they are just the coolest and handiest people to have around.  With a butler beside me, I would feel invincible. Not to mention pampered.
Plus, he can look after the Pet Panda while I’m busy working.

 

 

9.  The U.S.S. Enterprise To Land In My Yard

 

Forget the Tardis landing in your garden – I WANT THE U.S.S. ENTERPRISE OR NOTHING.

 

 

I’d gladly help Kirk and Spock look for whales!

 

In my heart, Captain Kirk and all of his crew are still flying around out there, boldly going where no man has gone before.  They’re a truly incredible and indomitable set of characters and I love them to pieces.

 

(note: I am talking about the Original Series crew (the ONLY Enterprise crew).  IF YOU EVEN DARE TO MENTION THOSE HIDEOUS NEW MOVIES WITH CHRIS PINE THAT COULDN’T BE STAR TREK EVEN IN THEIR WILDEST DREAMS, I SHALL UNLEASH MY ARMY OF TRIBBLES ON YOU).

 

 

Ahhh, if this band of lovable heroes showed up in my local park (better yet, my back yard) I would be ecstatic.  Like Gillian Taylor, I would be stealing aboard the Enterprise and joining Kirk and Spock in their adventures in a heartbeat.
They would consider me a valuable edition, I’m sure, since I come with my own butler.

 

10.  A Job Offer From The Bureau Of Magical Nannies.

 

Yep, when I’m not flying around on the U.S.S. Enterprise, I want to be booking it with an umbrella.  I want to be Mary Poppins.
I really can’t think of a nicer day job than being a magical no-nonsense nanny who gets to spend her days with adorable munchkins.  And in the evenings and my days off, I would write.  A perfect existence, indeed. *wistful sigh*
I feel like I have at least some of the qualifications to make a magical nanny?  

11 Christmas Movies You’ve Probably Never Heard Of

When you ask most people what their favorite Christmas movie is, you’ll probably hear one of the following answers:  White Christmas, It’s A Wonderful Life, Miracle On 34th Street, Elf, or A Christmas Carol.
You might get a few oddballs in there who like some animated Christmas specials such as The Little Drummer Boy or Frosty the Snowman.
Now, while these films are all well and good (except for White Christmas, I wasn’t a huge fan of that film) you guys are BARELY SCRATCHING THE SURFACE.  There are a LOT of other awesome Christmas films that I rarely see mentioned – if ever!

 

 

People have a tendency to discuss these classics as if they are the ONLY Christmas films out there, and that is simply not true.

 

 

Well, FORTUNATELY FOR YOU, ALLISON IS HERE TO BROADEN YOUR HORIZONS AND REVITALIZE AND REVOLUTIONIZE YOUR CHRISTMAS.

 

 

Right this way, ladies and gentlemen. Please follow me into a winter world of entertaining possibilities.

 

A brief message from your sponsor:  Several of these film have objectionable content that I skip or edit out.  If you would like more specific details about a particular film’s nasty content – feel free to ask in the comments. 

 

That was all, proceed.  10 Christmas films you’ve probably never heard of . . . in no particular order.

 

 

# 1 – Donovan’s Reef (1963)

 

Three World War II Navy veterans — Donovan (John Wayne), Doc Dedham (Jack Warden) and Gilhooley (Lee Marvin) — live their wild lives on the French Polynesian island of Haleakaloha.  When Dedham’s prim daughter (Elizabeth Allen) shows up to try to wrest control of family stock from her father, Donovan and Gilhooley hatch a plan to keep her from ruining Dedham’s new life and his new family.

 

This is an . . . unusual film.  What is it’s genre, exactly?  A comedy?  Yes. A romance? Yes. A Christmas film? Yes. There’s also a hint of mystery, the exploration of post-war effects on an island and its inhabitants – this movie has a twist of everything, well-matching the exotic setting.
Oh yeah baby, stick me on a remote island with sandy beaches, tropical parties, and warm holiday weather and leis instead of garlands.  Ohhh yeah. This is the way I would want to celebrate Christmas.
Lee Marvin steals every scene as the drunken and repulsive Gilhooley.
The romance between John Wayne (aka Guns Donovan) and Elizabeth Allen (Miss Amelia Dettam of Boston) can be a bit cringe-worthy at times as John Wayne is in a particular fine chauvinistic fettle in this movie, but, like the rest of the movie, it’s nothing to be taken seriously.  It’s a zany romp – as light and fizzy as a tropical drink, and should be enjoyed as such.

 

You can watch Donovan’s Reef for free RIGHT HERE.

 

# 2 – Courage Mountain (1990)

 

 

Heidi is now a teenager and attending an Italian boarding school. When WWI breaks out, the Italian army take over the school and the pupils are sent to work for child-slaver Signor Bonelli. Heidi and four friends escape but their only hope of freedom is a perilous journey over the Alps to the safety of Switzerland and Heidi’s home.








This movie combines a sweet coming of age-girl film with a fairly epic survival story.  This is a good film to watch with your girlfriend gang, sister, aunt, or mom.  It’s alternately cozy and exciting with a cast of relatable and (for the most part) lovable characters that you’ll be rooting for.  I especially love Juliette Caton as Heidi, who presents the perfect blend of girlish vulnerability and inner strength.
One of the many themes that I enjoyed about this film is that, unlike most coming of age stories that insist that our hero must elave home and hearth if they ever want to reach their full potential, this film opted for another message.  Heidi was right where she belonged all the time, there was nothing wrong with staying in her small corner of the world but, sometimes, we are called into the unknown for someone else’s sake and, in the process, learn something about ourselves.

 

You can rent Courage Mountain on Amazon RIGHT HERE.

 

# 3 – Bushfire Moon (aka Miracle Down Under) – 1987

 

 

Set during the 1890s in Australia, the son of a poor Outback farm couple encounters a bearded drifter and mistakes him for Santa.





The I was already a fan of Charles Tingwell, but I had no idea he could play a role like THIS.  He is absolutely hilarious and irresistibly heartwarming as the irascible thief/bum that the titular character mistakes for Santa Claus.  Speaking of the MC, this tiny hero is irresistibly adorable (his teensy weensy Australian accent would melt anyone’s heart) and he has just the right blend of irresponsible mischievousness and big-hearted wonder.
This film is not only a wonderful exploration of Christmas in other countries, but a warm coming of age story of a family struggling to survive. And in the process, they find the heart of the season. Pass around the tissues – you’ll need them.  But not necessarily because you’re crying.  You might need those tissues to mop up the aftermath of uncontrollable fits of hilarity.
There is one particular scene in the film that made me laugh so hard I was sobbing and nearly made myself sick.  It has one of the funniest and most memorable holiday scenes I’ve ever seen, and I still crack up when I think about it.

 

You can watch the film for free RIGHT HERE.

 

# 4 – We’re No Angels (1955)

 

 

After breaking out of prison on Devil’s Island, Joseph (Humphrey Bogart) and his two cohorts flee to a nearby town and hide in a shop run by a kindhearted and his family. The three men plan to rob the store and board a ship the next day, but they soon change their minds after sharing Christmas dinner with the family. When they learn of the family’s financial troubles, the convicts decide instead to carry out a few “good deeds.”







Funny, irreverent and utterly diabolical.  Whoever came up with the brilliant idea of pairing Humphrey Bogart, Peter Ustinov and Al Robbins into a comedic trio is was an absolute genius.  No matter how many times I watch this unlikely, it never fails to make me laugh.  Mix together Ustinov’s cheeky class, Bogart’s tough-guy sarcasm, and Robbins’ empty-headed looniness and we get something truly spectacular.  It’s so good, it’s almost criminal . . . literally.
Note: This film definitely falls under the category of “black comedy” since the main characters are all dasterdly criminals who are basically planning a murder to “help” someone.  This movie is definitely not for everyone, but it appeals my family’s weird sense of humor.  *coughs*

 

You can rent We’re No Angels on Amazon RIGHT HERE.

 

# 5 – Bush Christmas (1947)

 

 

In the Blue Mountains of New South Wales, Australia, the Thompson family boast of their mare, Lucy, to strangers led by Long Bill, not realizing that the men are thieves. When Lucy and her foal are stolen, the children, sworn to silence by a bribe from Long Bill, set off in pursuit with Neza, a skillful young Aborigine, and visiting British friend Michael. They tell their perplexed parents that they are off for a Christmas camping trip in the wilds of the bush.








It’s not often that cross-country adventure stories are combined with Christmas. This one (and the aforementioned Courage Mountain) are the only two films that come to mind for this unique and exciting combination.  These adorable and scrappy little kids are so much fun to watch!
This movie is less concerned with the fuzzy sentiments of Christmas and more with the nitty-gritty of the holiday (sweets and presents) and our tough and reserved little heroes are more interested in time off from school than the spirit of the season. Nevertheless, it still takes place during Christmas time and, while you might not be full of the old holly jolly watching this, you will definitely be entertained.

This film is a little harder to find, but you can buy an inexpensive DVD copy RIGHT HERE.

 

# 6 – The Story Lady

 

 

An advertiser (Stephanie Zimbalist) and her boss get their hands on a retired widow’s (Jessica Tandy) quality TV story hour for children.





Grace is the essential grandmother character, but Jessica Tandy brings her to life and adds a warmth and believably to her part that make you want to reach through the screen and hug her. Or rather, have her read you a story.
The Story Lady is a little more typical of the Christmas film genre.  It’s an incredibly sweet and precious, with a strong family message as the irrepressible leading lady changes the lives of everyone around her.  You will be so in love with this character by the end of the film, that you WILL begin to get a little bit stressed at the end because of Things That Happen, but, don’t worry, like Grace’s beloved fairy tales, there is a happy ending for this one too that is more than satisfactory.

 

You can watch the movie for free RIGHT HERE.

 

# 7 – The Thin Man (1934)

 

 

The story of a retired detective who, while spending much of his time managing his wife’s considerable fortune and consuming quantities of alcohol, is asked to follow the trail of a missing inventor. Although reluctant to interrupt his holiday in Manhattan, he is persuaded to investigate by his wife‘s craving for adventure, and together they embark upon a case that leads to the disclosure of deception and murder.

 

Okay, technically speaking this isn’t a Christmas movie, per se.  It’s a detective / mystery movie.  But it DOES take place over Christmas (and the New Year) and we see the characters shopping, gift-giving and celebrating, so I’m counting it!  #CantStopMe
Nick and Nora Charles are THE quintessential bickering couple and the inspiration for many of the famous couples you know today.  I can never get enough of this loving couple.

 

 

Many creatives have tried to emulate these couple, but have failed. They forget the one vital ingredient that makes a bickering couple work (and what made Nick and Nora Charles work).  While they might give one another grief, they never break rank and are always unfailingly loyal to one another. It’s very clear that deep down inside, they’re crazy about one another.

 

 

And the dialogue, my goodness.  If you looked up witty in the dictionary, you should find this series.  It’s unbeatable.

 

 

This holiday season, make sure you treat yourself to these crazy and classy mystery with a couple that is are as bubbly as champagne and nutty as a fruitcake.  Resistance is futile.  You WILL fall in love with these two.

 

 

You can rent The Thin Man RIGHT HERE.

# 8 – It Happened On Fifth Avenue (1947)

 

 

While rich businessman Mike O’Connor (Charles Ruggles) resides in Virginia, his luxury townhouse in New York City appears vacant. However, in reality, drifter Mac McKeever has been staying there. Mac invites Jim, an unemployed veteran who has just been evicted from a building owned by O’Connor, to stay at the house without revealing he’s squatting . . . and the guests keep coming.





A sweet and amusing situation comedy that had a few refreshing twists.  One of the main character arcs (and romances) took place between a couple in their 50s or 60s – a welcome change, indeed, from the usual infantile love affairs we are often served during Christmas film fests.  This is a gentle and warmhearted little film that explores some rarely touched-upon aspects of post-war America and shows us that the United States was attacking its problems after the war with the same determination and positivity they brought to bear during WW2.
While one could watch this movie and quite easily shred the dubious motivations of some of the central characters, I would encourage you not to. This is, first and foremost, a romantic comedy, making a brave attempt at wisdom.  A few of the themes even come across, but not all of them.  Enjoy it for the breezy little snowflake that it is and let your questions melt away.  It’s fun, don’t overthink it.

 

You can watch it for free RIGHT HERE.
# 9 – Window Wonderland (2013)

 

 

A department-store window decorator learns there is a vacancy for her dream job in the run-up to Christmas, only to find a professional rival has his eye on it too.  When the head of advertising gives them a challenge, the competition is on: each will create a series of seasonal storefront windows twice a week until Christmas. The creator of whichever window display gets the most attention from passersby will get the job.

 

I could count on one hand the number of hallmark movies I’ve actually liked.  This one is quite touching and is as sweet as sugar – but manages to dodge the cheese.  You can’t help rooting for this irresistibly likable couple who are strong characters in their own right, and become even better when they come together as a couple.  The dialogue is quite snappy and is a refreshing salute to the quality black and white films of bygone eras when people were actually witty.
This film is fun, touching, and full of relatable character arcs involved in a down-to-earth romance (*gasps* is that legal?).  I’m telling your right now, don’t skip this one – it is precious.

 

You can watch it for free RIGHT HERE.

 

# 10 – Fitzwilly (1967)

 

 

Tireless and loyal butler Fitzwilly (Dick Van Dyke) hides from his eccentric spinster boss, Victoria Woodhouse the fact that she has been bankrupt since her father died. Through wily schemes with his fellow servants, he creates one racket, swindle or con after another to maintain the household and fund his employer’s frivolous philanthropy. When new secretary Juliet (Barbara Feldon) is hired on, Fitzwilly’s life gets even more complicated.







Dick Van Dyck shows what a fine actor he is in this hilariously weird film.  I would have never thought of casting Van Dyck as a dignified butler with thieving tendencies, but he is absolutely perfect in the role.  And while I’m not usually a fan of Barbara Feldon, but she was great in this role and she and Van Dyck have an undeniable chemistry.  But, let’s admit it, ALL of the actors in here are incredible, down to the smallest bit part.  It’s a massive cast, but every one of them stands out in this crazy caper.
There’s a slightly Mission Impossible vibe to this classy and strangely sweet film.  There was nothing to dislike about this film – it’s a must see.

 

You can watch it for free RIGHT HERE.

 

# 11 – Jingle All The Way

 

Workaholic Howard Langston (Arnold Schwarzenegger) wants to make things up to his son, Jamie. He promises to get Jamie the hottest toy of the season, Turbo-Man – even though it’s Christmas Eve and the toy is practically sold out. As Langston hunts down the elusive gift, he runs into mailman Myron (Sinbad), another father on the same quest. With the clock winding down, Langston’s moral code is tested as he starts to learn the real meaning of Christmas.







My favorite Christmas movie of all time.  This movie is one never-ending string of hilarity.  No matter how many times I watch this movie, I will never ever get tired of it.  It STILL shocks me when I realize there are people in this world who haven’t seen this movie.  I mean, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

 

 

I kid of course, but I kid you not people, you need this kind of Christmas cheer in your life.
One of my favorite elements in story (and one of my favorite things about life) is when we step back and observe the basic absurdity of humans and human behavior.  So many of us take everything so seriously, and, honestly, it’s nothing short of hilarious.  This gem of a film captures the basic frivolity of the human psyche with incredible skill.  The non-stop insanity is sure to knock you off your feet.

 

 

Who would have thought Arnold Schwarzenegger could do comedy? Well he can, and he does it well.  But the real highlight of the film is Sinbad as the crazed mailman who competes with Schwarzenegger throughout the film.  Sinbad will do anything to win the Turbo Man toy (and I mean ANYTHING).

 

 

Watch this film, guys.  Where else are you going to see the Terminator taken out by a bunch of angry moms with candy canes, wrapping paper tubes and purses???

 

 

Trust me, this one will make you laugh.

 

You can rent Jingle All The Way on Amazon RIGHT HERE.

BOOYAH!  Another eye-opening slam dunk blog post by yours truly.

 

 

This has been me, Allison, redefining everything you know about Christmas entertainment.  You’re welcome. 

A Fistful of Nutshells

HEY-HEY-HEY!  ALLISON IS IN THE HOUSE!

 

 

HI GUYS!  I’VE MISSED YOU!  *gathers up all my blog and internet buddies in a huge hug*

 

 

This is my second time combining two months worth of news into one post and, I will admit, it was kind of a relief, because I really needed this semi-break.  

Leave a review, buy cheap ebooks, and become a fairy godmother

I’m not usually very good at taglines / titles / subject lines . . .
but I must say, I outdid myself this time.
I mean DID THAT OR DID THAT NOT PIQUE YOUR CURIOSITY?
I guess it did, you’re reading this, aren’t you?

 

 

Ahem, anyway, to business!  I have three quick announcements / entreaties that I wanted to run by my lovely readers without a moment’s delay.  So let’s get started!

 

 

 

I only one review away from 50 AMAZON REVIEWS!  *THROWS CONFETTI*
Supposedly, reaching 50 reviews on Amazon means your book breaks into a new algorithm and comes up in more searches. I’m not sure if that’s true or not but I do know that 50 looks better than 49, don’t you agree?
I have been trying and trying to get 50 reviews this year on Amazon annnnnnd, it’s been quite an effort.

 

So, as you might have guessed, I would like to take this moment to ask (i.e. beg) my dear readers to make my Thanksgiving holiday complete by leaving a quick review on Amazon!  had made the goal of reaching 50 Amazon reviews by the end of 2019, and if you could lend an author a hand (or rather, some words) I would be so grateful!
As a side note, I have 99 reviews of The Reluctant Godfather on Goodreads and AHHH, that makes me so happy.  Thank you so much to everyone who has read my book and to everyone who has left a review.  You guys spur me on to write!

 

 

*blows trumpet*  SECOND ANNOUNCEMENT.  I am looking for new members for my street team!

 

 

Definition: A street team is a group of volunteers who band together to promote an author and his or her book. Members of a street team are motivated by their love of an author’s work to promote it to as many people as possible.
I have dubbed my Very Awesome street team “The League Of Extraordinary Fairy Godmothers.”  I currently have twelve lovely ladies who are a part of this group, and I am looking to expand!

 

 

The League of Extraordinary Fairy Godmothers is a group of readers that like my books and are interested in helping me promote them.  As a member of the league, you will get sneak peeks of my writing process, sometimes help me make decisions about my stories, and be my go-to group for beta readers.
The only official obligations you will have as a Fairy Godmother is to occasionally share information that I’ll send you, such as promotions about ebook sales, news about giveaways, or other various author updates. Not complicated at all!
Just fill out this form, and we can get started!
(Please Note:  I’m expanding relatively slowly.  I can’t guarantee that everyone who fills out the form will be added to the Street Team immediately – I’m sorry!  But for everyone that fills out the form, even if you aren’t added immediately, I promise that you will be added to a short list (waiting list) so that I can add you later!

 

 

Third, and last, announcement!
I took upon myself to organize a Thanksgiving ebook sale with four other fairy tale authors!
Yeah, that was way more time-consuming then I had anticipated but, I THINK I’M ON TOP OF IT?
Anyway, the attempt was made.

 

 

Behold, I give you . . . THIS.

 

 

 

LOOKIT ALL THOSE DEALS, GUYS!

 

 

I have read books by all of these authors and, guys, this is definitely a sale you DON’T want to miss.  Sign up to my AUTHOR NEWSLETTER so that’ll you be notified when the sale drops and get an email full of helpful “buy now” links.