Andy Zach's Blog: The Unlikely life of Andy Zach - Posts Tagged "excerpts"

Naturally, EVERYONE wants to Give Zombie Turkeys for Mother's Day. But how, exactly?

To begin with, click here. Or you can click below:

What's going on is a Zombie Turkeys giveaway for Mother's Day. You click and subscribe to my newsletter and you get a free Zombie Turkeys ebook.

Here's the back cover:

Click here to get your free Zombie Turkeys



Give Zombie Turkeys - But I'm Already a Subscriber!

You are? Great! Thanks a lot! If you don't have a copy of Zombie Turkeys, just email me and I'll send you an ebook. All I ask is for a review.

After you get it, you can send it to your mother (or mother-in-law) in time for Mother's Day.

Give Zombie Turkeys - But I Want Another Book!

No problem! We've got lots of them for free for our giveaway. And you can win $25! Just click here or on the next image below.

But I Want to Give My Undead Mother-in-law!

Naturally! Who doesn't? And you can give THAT free too!

Click to get your free copy!

This giveaway works the same way as my Zombie Turkeys giveaway: 

You click on the link
You subscribe to my newsletter
If you're already a subscriber, just email me and ask for a copy.
I'll send you a copy, but please write a review.



Get a Free Short Story - And Read it to Your Mom

Here's a short story I've only offered to my newsletter subscribers. Now you can get it!

What's this science fiction short story about? Here's a hint:

"Um, Andy?"

"Yes, dear reader?"

"What does a hummingbird have to do with your story?"

"Read and find out!"

What's Next? Andy Zach Sightings!

First one is May 19th in Springfield Illinois. Read below.

But June 7-9 is the BIG ONE.

The Tremont Turkey Festival! Three days of personal book signings and Zombie Turkeys performances by me!

Andy Zach performing with his Zombie Turkeys puppet.