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Erin Lyon
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July 04
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I Love You Subject to the Following Terms and Conditions
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2017
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4 editions
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Unconditionally
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Once Upon a Time…There Was Time.
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I was in my late 30s when I came up with the brilliant idea to go to law school. I worked full time through it, going to school at night, and doing my best not to fail entirely at being a wife and mother. Most of the time I did fail, but, lucky for me, I had the most supportive of husbands and an amazing mother and mother-in-law who picked up the slack with my daughters during all
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“Who would you be if you could have anything you wanted, whenever you wanted it? Sure, it seems like a nice idea, but I’d think you couldn’t help but start to view people—at least women—like pets rather than people. No wonder he looked intrigued by me. I’m the equivalent of a talking house cat.”
― I Love You Subject to the Following Terms and Conditions
― I Love You Subject to the Following Terms and Conditions
“Jonathan wants to come here and try to pick me up. Not pick me up like a ride pick me up—like a take me home and screw me pick me up.”
“Yeah—I got your meaning. And?”
“I don’t know.”
“Katie! He’s messing you up!” When Logek gets annoyed, she talks with her hands, and they were waving around a lot right now.
“True story.”
“He thinks he can have it both ways. He doesn’t want the commitment, but he still wants you.”
“Absolutely right. But…”
“But?”
“But if I’m thinking about having meaningless sex tonight—couldn’t it be with him?”
Logek grunted and pulled out her phone and started typing. Curious. Then she turned her screen to me: mean·ing·less [mee-ning-lis] adjective without meaning, significance, purpose, or value; purposeless; insignificant.
Unbelievable. Bitch pulled up the definition.
“Now, doll, which part of that do you think would apply if you went home with Jonathan tonight?”
I scowled at her. She deserved it. Using all that common sense and bullshit.
“I rest my case,” she said, folding her arms across her chest.
“Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine.” Because one “fine” would not have sufficed.”
― I Love You Subject to the Following Terms and Conditions
“Yeah—I got your meaning. And?”
“I don’t know.”
“Katie! He’s messing you up!” When Logek gets annoyed, she talks with her hands, and they were waving around a lot right now.
“True story.”
“He thinks he can have it both ways. He doesn’t want the commitment, but he still wants you.”
“Absolutely right. But…”
“But?”
“But if I’m thinking about having meaningless sex tonight—couldn’t it be with him?”
Logek grunted and pulled out her phone and started typing. Curious. Then she turned her screen to me: mean·ing·less [mee-ning-lis] adjective without meaning, significance, purpose, or value; purposeless; insignificant.
Unbelievable. Bitch pulled up the definition.
“Now, doll, which part of that do you think would apply if you went home with Jonathan tonight?”
I scowled at her. She deserved it. Using all that common sense and bullshit.
“I rest my case,” she said, folding her arms across her chest.
“Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine.” Because one “fine” would not have sufficed.”
― I Love You Subject to the Following Terms and Conditions
“Once I was back in the office, I stopped by Mags’s cubicle and rested my arms on the top of one of the walls of her cubby. She was in red today. Red-red. Scarlet Letter red. Lipstick, sweater, four-inch heels. Red. God, I envied her … balls.”
― I Love You Subject to the Following Terms and Conditions
― I Love You Subject to the Following Terms and Conditions
“Jonathan wants to come here and try to pick me up. Not pick me up like a ride pick me up—like a take me home and screw me pick me up.”
“Yeah—I got your meaning. And?”
“I don’t know.”
“Katie! He’s messing you up!” When Logek gets annoyed, she talks with her hands, and they were waving around a lot right now.
“True story.”
“He thinks he can have it both ways. He doesn’t want the commitment, but he still wants you.”
“Absolutely right. But…”
“But?”
“But if I’m thinking about having meaningless sex tonight—couldn’t it be with him?”
Logek grunted and pulled out her phone and started typing. Curious. Then she turned her screen to me: mean·ing·less [mee-ning-lis] adjective without meaning, significance, purpose, or value; purposeless; insignificant.
Unbelievable. Bitch pulled up the definition.
“Now, doll, which part of that do you think would apply if you went home with Jonathan tonight?”
I scowled at her. She deserved it. Using all that common sense and bullshit.
“I rest my case,” she said, folding her arms across her chest.
“Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine.” Because one “fine” would not have sufficed.”
― I Love You Subject to the Following Terms and Conditions
“Yeah—I got your meaning. And?”
“I don’t know.”
“Katie! He’s messing you up!” When Logek gets annoyed, she talks with her hands, and they were waving around a lot right now.
“True story.”
“He thinks he can have it both ways. He doesn’t want the commitment, but he still wants you.”
“Absolutely right. But…”
“But?”
“But if I’m thinking about having meaningless sex tonight—couldn’t it be with him?”
Logek grunted and pulled out her phone and started typing. Curious. Then she turned her screen to me: mean·ing·less [mee-ning-lis] adjective without meaning, significance, purpose, or value; purposeless; insignificant.
Unbelievable. Bitch pulled up the definition.
“Now, doll, which part of that do you think would apply if you went home with Jonathan tonight?”
I scowled at her. She deserved it. Using all that common sense and bullshit.
“I rest my case,” she said, folding her arms across her chest.
“Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine.” Because one “fine” would not have sufficed.”
― I Love You Subject to the Following Terms and Conditions
“Who would you be if you could have anything you wanted, whenever you wanted it? Sure, it seems like a nice idea, but I’d think you couldn’t help but start to view people—at least women—like pets rather than people. No wonder he looked intrigued by me. I’m the equivalent of a talking house cat.”
― I Love You Subject to the Following Terms and Conditions
― I Love You Subject to the Following Terms and Conditions
