Emo Phillips
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The Future According to Me
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3 editions
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2011
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“I used to think the brain was the most important organ in the body, until I realized who was telling me that.”
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“I was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me a paranoid little weirdo. In morse code.”
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“I was walking down Fifth Avenue today, and I found a wallet. And I was going to keep it, rather than return it, but I thought, Well, if I lost $150, how would I feel? And I realized I would want to be taught a lesson.”
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