Jonathan L. Howard's Blog, page 8

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Thu, 12:12 : RT @strangechem: We are still offering Buy One Get One Free on our launch titles! Get 'em while you can! :-) http://t.co/dspKFzV4

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Mon, 12:45 : London - so called because of the great concentration of Londoners to be found there - I am in you. Mon, 23:47 : @streakofpith Everything all right with catching your train? Tue, 08:22 : RT @Amanda_Vickery: Ada Lovelace - Princess of parallelograms & computing. (And daughter of Bryon) Born on this day. http://t.co/cjH ...

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Sun, 13:15 : Goodbye to Patrick Moore, astronomer, knight, eccentric, and - never forget - xylophone player. http://t.co/ElUBqFHM I'll miss him. Sun, 14:46 : RT @ChuckWendig: BLACKBIRDS makes The Independent's best of 2012 alongside @Paul_Cornell, @SarahPinborough, @harkaway, @Danacea --! http ... Sun, 15:00 : I always liked to think that, back in the '50s, Arthur C. Clarke and Patrick Moore worked with Quatermass at the British Rocket Group. Sun, 16:14 : RT @DrMatthewSweet: My favourite Patrick Moore moment - with piercings and strong language. http://t.co/WccwjDGk Sun, 16:35 : All right, world of Twitter, I want you to consider this. Consider it long and hard. http://t.co/kfmWzRuB Sun, 19:43 : DC, a company in search of ever larger sharks to jump, has just kicked the brilliant @GailSimone off scripting "Batgirl." Makes no sense. Sun, 19:46 : And, oh yeah, her editor canned @GailSimone by email. Very classy, you cowardly meathead. Sun, 21:53 : RT @SolihullPolice: Anyone lost a huge amount of cannabis in the Chelmsley Wood area? Don’t panic, we found it. Please come to the polic ...

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Sat, 22:22 : RT @BigOwlComedy: Woman has just shouted at her kid running by "DARREN COME BACK OR SANTAS GOING TO KNACK YER". Feel so cultured right now. Sat, 23:01 : Susan Boyle fighting wild Paddington Bears because why not. http://t.co/GNOEcw8E Sun, 11:43 : RT @cdr_james_bond: can't believe M made such a fuss about me wearing a slanket in the meeting today. like the foreign secretary's never ...

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Fri, 17:05 : The @Lord_Sugar & @realDonaldTrump hissy slappy fight was fun, but now it's looking like a particularly interminable kaiju movie. Fri, 20:33 : RT @molly_the_tanz: Dear @HallmarkPR, what on earth were you thinking with this card? It's 2012 in case you forgot. http://t.co/AcaA8IiR ... Fri, 21:18 : Writing something satirical with the light touch of a lump hammer. It's such a big, stupid target, though, subtlety isn't called for. Fri, 22:14 : I AM TWITTER! HEAR ME make a sort of mewling, yapping, grrring noise, and then go "Tut" disapprovingly at the end. Sat, 09:19 : Hello! Has your morning started well? Here, let me spoil it for you: http://t.co/cnR9Itp6 (via @CinemaMuseum )

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Thu, 13:20 : RT @gamasutra: Total War's Creative Assembly gets the Warhammer license http://t.co/50N2SE6D Thu, 13:21 : I can't imagine a better studio to develop Warhammer games than Creative Assembly. Interested to see what they do with the license. Thu, 17:58 : Now, I don't want to get things out of proportion, but may the person who just put my email on a spam list die painfully and burn in Hell. Thu, 18:39 : RT @DrMatthewSweet: Forget that dodgy bloke grilled by Margaret Hodge today - THIS is the kind of film-funding shyster I adore. 13/9/192 ... Thu, 21:49 : Ah, time for some easy listening from that year of disco, 1976: http://t.co/aVIkNLU2 Thu, 22:41 : This is fun. @Lord_Sugar and @realDonaldTrump are at one another. It's like "West Side Story" with egos instead of switch-blades. Fri, 11:39 : RT @DMReporter: BUSINESS: Starbucks inadvertently create the M�bius Tax Loophole by donating tax deductible tax donation to HMRC.

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Wed, 14:56 : Many congratulations to the Duchess of Cambridge. Ia! Ia! Windsor fhtagn! http://t.co/lr1vgNsb Wed, 16:14 : Just in case you thought @realDonaldTrump had expended his hubris reserves during the election, no. http://t.co/5493T9I0 via @DaveMcKinnon23 Wed, 20:58 : RT @pedrocanaste: AMAZING! Pretty much my all-time favourite news story ever. http://t.co/g6kUChQv #fb Wed, 21:09 : RT @mforbeck: John nails this: RT @muskrat_john: Hate the game, not the cosplaya'! It's a NEW DORK TOWER, guys! http://t.co/BsAaQ9Er Lat ... Wed, 21:27 : RT @AnneBillson: A cat dressed up as the Cat Bus from MY NEIGHBOUR TOTORO: http://t.co/MDbsfESd Thu, 11:11 : RT @RealLONDONFacts: Sorry, the last known private resident of 10 Downing Street vacated his residence in 1732, his name - Mr Chicken n ... Thu, 11:12 : Mr Chicken's quite amusing, but it's no Mr Chicken Nobody. I shall have to write something that features a Mr Chicken Nobody now.

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Tue, 16:24 : What's that? If you buy two of the @strangechem launch titles in ebook from @angryrobotbooks you only pay for one? http://t.co/O86ka3CR Yes. Tue, 17:45 : RT @WstonesOxfordSt: CHRISTMAS PRESENT IDEA: Books. Tue, 21:11 : RT @Stan_And_Ollie: RARE FOOTAGE: #LaurelAndHardy visit The Romney, Hythe and Dymchurch Miniature Railway in the UK (1947) http://t.co/6 ...

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Mon, 17:03 : RT @RichardDreyfuss: Close Encounters was released 35 years ago. One day we'll make a sequel where I return & have a difficult reuni ... Mon, 17:16 : RT @edyong209: The best/worst things about freelancing are summed up at the end of Braveheart, when Mel Gibson screams "FREEEDOM" while ... Mon, 17:53 : RT @BFI: Stunning stencil film from 1903 featuring eccentric Parisian waltz dancers: http://t.co/s7aVzKfM #hypnotic Mon, 17:55 : If I could but afford it, I'd buy every damn thing the @BFI releases. Mon, 18:00 : If, like me, you enjoy the sense that someone's walking on your grave, you should support this: http://t.co/XtCPwcWK @Theremina Tue, 00:29 : Just caught myself miming the wakka-wakka guitar line in the Space:1999 theme (1st series) that was playing in my head. Kill me now.

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Sun, 12:43 : RT @jessicameats: New book review. Katya's World by @jonathanlhoward from @strangechem http://t.co/5USOfdlQ Sun, 18:14 : RT @Gollancz: "You hav caught me, sir, like a treen in a disabled space ship." http://t.co/JXUlvVLG Mon, 09:21 : RT @newsmary: Very much enjoying the Hawkeye Initiative http://t.co/3NUEtNoB - replacing women in comics in ridiculous poses with Hawkeye.