Ivan Brandon's Blog, page 64
March 28, 2011
NAME ANDY MACDONALD'S TWITTER ACCOUNT
do you love artist andy macdonald? do you love art? well- andy's cross to bear is that he shares a name with many people, most notably a much more famous skateboarder. so if you can come up with a great new short twitter name for andy, you'll get an original piece of art from him.
replies can be sent here, to my twitter http://twitter.com/ivanbrandon or to co-sponsor cliff chiang's twitter http://twitter.com/cliffchiang
twitter nonsense for 2011-03-28
holy crap there are like 200 birthday alert messages in my inbox- thank you so much, everyone. having a fantastic day in brooklyn. #
"just so you know when you google 'tiny animals' there are lots of cute pictures."-@kristynferretti #
amazing birthday dinner: duck meatloaf, fried chicken w/ cheddar waffles. thanks @buttermilkbklyn & especially deborah. http://t.co/GuduCs4 #
"just so you know when you google 'tiny animals' there are lots of cute pictures."-@kristynferretti #
amazing birthday dinner: duck meatloaf, fried chicken w/ cheddar waffles. thanks @buttermilkbklyn & especially deborah. http://t.co/GuduCs4 #
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March 27, 2011
twitter nonsense for 2011-03-27
happy 30th bbirthday to my dear friend @chuckbb #
HUGE thanks to @OsteriaMorini for an outstanding meal & especially for the pleasant surprise from the kitchen. #sogood #sofull #
i am convinced rob granito is a comedy genius. (read the comments, especially the ones marked ANONYMOUS) http://t.co/LwLyh6y #
HUGE thanks to @OsteriaMorini for an outstanding meal & especially for the pleasant surprise from the kitchen. #sogood #sofull #
i am convinced rob granito is a comedy genius. (read the comments, especially the ones marked ANONYMOUS) http://t.co/LwLyh6y #
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March 26, 2011
twitter nonsense for 2011-03-26
GOD BLESS YOU @droob for showing me how to use the quote syntax setting in the twitter for mac app to quote the way i want it to. #
for the record, for those of you who have the unlocked app, it is: "{TEXT}" -@{USERNAME} #
"If nothing else, Sucker Punch brings a whole new perspective to what is actually going on inside the head of lapdancers." #
let me tell you, 9 times out of 10 if a man has no eyebrows? it is not because he hates eyebrows. #
attention internet: @brianazzarello has secretly begun his twitterizing while watching baseball in arizona. #
there are only 8 minutes left in this jersey shore finale. time at least for like 3 more breakups. #
say what you will about rob granito but i don't think i've ever been so entertained. #
for the record, for those of you who have the unlocked app, it is: "{TEXT}" -@{USERNAME} #
"If nothing else, Sucker Punch brings a whole new perspective to what is actually going on inside the head of lapdancers." #
let me tell you, 9 times out of 10 if a man has no eyebrows? it is not because he hates eyebrows. #
attention internet: @brianazzarello has secretly begun his twitterizing while watching baseball in arizona. #
there are only 8 minutes left in this jersey shore finale. time at least for like 3 more breakups. #
say what you will about rob granito but i don't think i've ever been so entertained. #
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March 25, 2011
twitter nonsense for 2011-03-25
today is like christmas for the art world: happy birthday to William Wray , @GParlov & @PasqualFerry #
i must disagree with you, internet, that adding slipknot to justin bieber does anything but give the aliens more cause to annihilate us. #
peanut butter, marshmallow fluff and bacon #teamsipesando #philhitler #
wow. apparently NYC gained 50k new jobs in feb. #finallysomegoodnews #
my google ads are asking me to "JOIN S.H.I.E.L.D" #
comics is the hurry up and waitiest of all industries #
A HISTORY LESSON FOR @chrisbrown http://t.co/UHkEOzg #
let's band together, everyone, and call a moratorium on spray painted logos. it's 2011. i think we can do this. #
all of this damage happened overnight btw DC Comics shipping it @ups from 1 MILE AWAY from here to my receipt just now. http://t.co/ptKcZ1A #
you know who puts my travels to shame by a giant margin? @mariejavins . go see what she's up to: http://t.co/xyRMm3S #
i must disagree with you, internet, that adding slipknot to justin bieber does anything but give the aliens more cause to annihilate us. #
peanut butter, marshmallow fluff and bacon #teamsipesando #philhitler #
wow. apparently NYC gained 50k new jobs in feb. #finallysomegoodnews #
my google ads are asking me to "JOIN S.H.I.E.L.D" #
comics is the hurry up and waitiest of all industries #
A HISTORY LESSON FOR @chrisbrown http://t.co/UHkEOzg #
let's band together, everyone, and call a moratorium on spray painted logos. it's 2011. i think we can do this. #
all of this damage happened overnight btw DC Comics shipping it @ups from 1 MILE AWAY from here to my receipt just now. http://t.co/ptKcZ1A #
you know who puts my travels to shame by a giant margin? @mariejavins . go see what she's up to: http://t.co/xyRMm3S #
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March 24, 2011
twitter nonsense for 2011-03-24
if paris was singapore, my local peoples would be helping me make all these reservations. #imissyouguys #
"@IvanBrandon awww we miss you too! Come back and we'll make all the reservations you need. ;)" -@HereBeGeeks: #
i think maybe the saddest portent of our times is that people are suddenly listening to victoria jackson's opinions on anything. #
LOOK: 1 of my favorite upcoming new books, SCREAMLAND, has a free issue they made just for you. http://t.co/2DPpJ1U #
2 days into spring the snow laughs at us. #
people who are savvy about tech forget that almost everyone else isn't. #
nic klein, via typo, has accidentally birthed ABS LINCOLN, hero of civil rights and fitness. #
"Aspiring writers: Please be cool. Artists know each other, so if you act slimey we WILL warn each other about you." -@MikeHawthorne #
offered without comment http://t.co/SlM7gcA #
"This is odd. This chicken tastes very rational. Oh damn, this is from El Pollo Lucid, SON OF A BITCH." -@normmacdonald #
"Were the 1940s always so overcast?" -@Justin_Marks_ #
"Hey, I drew Ramona Flowers: http://t.co/ScChFXA More sketches on the blog tomorrow." -@cliffchiang #
oh, rose mcgowan… what did you do to yourself? RIP rose mcgowan's face. #
watching @NoReservations in vienna. i've had that sacher tort, it wasn't anything to write home about. great strudel, great coffee. #
that trump roast was by far the worst of the comedy central roasts. they've been on a steady decline. #
"@IvanBrandon awww we miss you too! Come back and we'll make all the reservations you need. ;)" -@HereBeGeeks: #
i think maybe the saddest portent of our times is that people are suddenly listening to victoria jackson's opinions on anything. #
LOOK: 1 of my favorite upcoming new books, SCREAMLAND, has a free issue they made just for you. http://t.co/2DPpJ1U #
2 days into spring the snow laughs at us. #
people who are savvy about tech forget that almost everyone else isn't. #
nic klein, via typo, has accidentally birthed ABS LINCOLN, hero of civil rights and fitness. #
"Aspiring writers: Please be cool. Artists know each other, so if you act slimey we WILL warn each other about you." -@MikeHawthorne #
offered without comment http://t.co/SlM7gcA #
"This is odd. This chicken tastes very rational. Oh damn, this is from El Pollo Lucid, SON OF A BITCH." -@normmacdonald #
"Were the 1940s always so overcast?" -@Justin_Marks_ #
"Hey, I drew Ramona Flowers: http://t.co/ScChFXA More sketches on the blog tomorrow." -@cliffchiang #
oh, rose mcgowan… what did you do to yourself? RIP rose mcgowan's face. #
watching @NoReservations in vienna. i've had that sacher tort, it wasn't anything to write home about. great strudel, great coffee. #
that trump roast was by far the worst of the comedy central roasts. they've been on a steady decline. #
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March 23, 2011
twitter nonsense for 2011-03-23
FYI: i don't have another american convention until SDCC & even then i'll only be doing minimal signing. next appearance is croatia in may #
yeah i wouldn't miss NYCC for the world.// "@nuyoricansol: @IvanBrandon I know it's early but are you doing NYCC?" #
if you kids like dragon age 2 & saving 30% off, this might be for you: http://t.co/e2SNRBE #
for my birthday this weekend i'm eating at osteria morini, al di la & buttermilk channel. & then never eating again. #
what kind of amazing watch can a man find for less than a thousand of dollars #
to be clear i meant A LOT LESS. #
this kitten is desperately trying to pin my wrist down to stop me from typing #
her tiny paw exerts more pressure than you'd think #
back on the wagon. THAT's what i was missing. #
"Happy 200th birthday, Manhattan's street grid! To celebrate, I collected my favorite maps of the island: http://t.co/7froeSC" -@zseward #
so this is cool to watch: my dear pal+ cross bronxer @Oeming is publicly developing a book in real time w/ @warrenellis http://t.co/tGRZZUn #
STUNNING cover by @seanpphillips "@brubaker: In case anyone missed it: http://t.co/OWrtbGc" #
yeah i wouldn't miss NYCC for the world.// "@nuyoricansol: @IvanBrandon I know it's early but are you doing NYCC?" #
if you kids like dragon age 2 & saving 30% off, this might be for you: http://t.co/e2SNRBE #
for my birthday this weekend i'm eating at osteria morini, al di la & buttermilk channel. & then never eating again. #
what kind of amazing watch can a man find for less than a thousand of dollars #
to be clear i meant A LOT LESS. #
this kitten is desperately trying to pin my wrist down to stop me from typing #
her tiny paw exerts more pressure than you'd think #
back on the wagon. THAT's what i was missing. #
"Happy 200th birthday, Manhattan's street grid! To celebrate, I collected my favorite maps of the island: http://t.co/7froeSC" -@zseward #
so this is cool to watch: my dear pal+ cross bronxer @Oeming is publicly developing a book in real time w/ @warrenellis http://t.co/tGRZZUn #
STUNNING cover by @seanpphillips "@brubaker: In case anyone missed it: http://t.co/OWrtbGc" #
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March 22, 2011
twitter nonsense for 2011-03-22
chicago: now(ish) i will leave you. you have played well this weekend. #C2E2 has grown by leaps & bounds. flawless victory. #
ooh, i spoke too soon, chicago. flight cancelled? penalty: -200 pts. #
a favor, internet. please. go vote for this great new app #superproof cheer me up while i'm stuck in this airport http://t.co/PycyqTP #
let's have a toast to the genius fighting to board the plane faster than everyone else #alltheseatsreachNYtogether #evenifyousitREALLYfast #
HELLO AGAIN NYC. #
this sounds pretty great, NYC: super cheap chef meals, delivered: http://t.co/FmlQBz3 #
trying out the new airport shuttle. not super optimistic. #
ooh, i spoke too soon, chicago. flight cancelled? penalty: -200 pts. #
a favor, internet. please. go vote for this great new app #superproof cheer me up while i'm stuck in this airport http://t.co/PycyqTP #
let's have a toast to the genius fighting to board the plane faster than everyone else #alltheseatsreachNYtogether #evenifyousitREALLYfast #
HELLO AGAIN NYC. #
this sounds pretty great, NYC: super cheap chef meals, delivered: http://t.co/FmlQBz3 #
trying out the new airport shuttle. not super optimistic. #
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