Ivan Brandon's Blog, page 60
April 22, 2011
twitter recap 2011-04-22
the good thing about working simultaneously on 3 books: when you hit a wall on one you can move onto hitting a wall on the other 2. #
"one of the worst things you can do in coloring is lose the form/Silhouette. it needs to read"-@DeanWhiteColor #
mystery water puddle on the floor in my bedroom. assumed it was kitten pee, but: thankfully not. although that'd at least give an answer. #
speaking of DKR, @cameronmstewart, look at the current bid price: http://t.co/226YbLz #
sad: jack palance's spanish in the professionals is better than most of the mexican-americans hollywood hires for LA copshows #
"FX's critically acclaimed series Louie, starring Louis C.K, returns for its 2nd season Thursday June 23 at 10:30. #louiefx "-@FXNetworks #
SOLVED. found one of my water bottles had rolled under the bed near puddle. kitten still culpable but at least it isn't pee. #
whoops #
"whatever the storyline is that you guys are working on, it's lame." -nicole at the bar #
in re: the x-men: "tell them to bring back the old school shit." #
"oldschool x-men means… that the beast is blue and…what's the fucking one with the trenchcoat?" -nicole #
"does spider-man have nipples? can i milk him?" -ann at the bar #
"one of the worst things you can do in coloring is lose the form/Silhouette. it needs to read"-@DeanWhiteColor #
mystery water puddle on the floor in my bedroom. assumed it was kitten pee, but: thankfully not. although that'd at least give an answer. #
speaking of DKR, @cameronmstewart, look at the current bid price: http://t.co/226YbLz #
sad: jack palance's spanish in the professionals is better than most of the mexican-americans hollywood hires for LA copshows #
"FX's critically acclaimed series Louie, starring Louis C.K, returns for its 2nd season Thursday June 23 at 10:30. #louiefx "-@FXNetworks #
SOLVED. found one of my water bottles had rolled under the bed near puddle. kitten still culpable but at least it isn't pee. #
whoops #
"whatever the storyline is that you guys are working on, it's lame." -nicole at the bar #
in re: the x-men: "tell them to bring back the old school shit." #
"oldschool x-men means… that the beast is blue and…what's the fucking one with the trenchcoat?" -nicole #
"does spider-man have nipples? can i milk him?" -ann at the bar #
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April 21, 2011
twitter recap 2011-04-21
"114th boston marathon yesterday. the annual event where thousands of white people chase kenyans through the streets of boston." #sportsshow #
whoa game of thrones already renewed for season 2. that has to be some kinda record. #
i am officially planning dinners for over a month away. may 24th in paris, you are booked. #
among my least favorite phrases: "lost the battle with cancer". like it's a failure on the victim's part. #
i've been obsessing over this for a couple days http://t.co/UaDtvz5 (via @nicklein) #
full video for the new beastie boys song. it's ok. http://t.co/SIrMjgu #
inspired by @kharyrandolph i have been listening to gang starr for most of the day. also? this will likely continue tomorrow. #
NEW BATMAN TRAILER! http://t.co/mvLOBPi via @alejandrobot #
whoa game of thrones already renewed for season 2. that has to be some kinda record. #
i am officially planning dinners for over a month away. may 24th in paris, you are booked. #
among my least favorite phrases: "lost the battle with cancer". like it's a failure on the victim's part. #
i've been obsessing over this for a couple days http://t.co/UaDtvz5 (via @nicklein) #
full video for the new beastie boys song. it's ok. http://t.co/SIrMjgu #
inspired by @kharyrandolph i have been listening to gang starr for most of the day. also? this will likely continue tomorrow. #
NEW BATMAN TRAILER! http://t.co/mvLOBPi via @alejandrobot #
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April 20, 2011
twitter recap 2011-04-20
yndi halda is super appropriate music for this scene #
script hasn't fought me like this one in years. #frustrating #
"@RainnWilson looks like a Jack Kirby drawing: http://t.co/abkIQ78 #Super quot;-@jimrugg #
it is my goal 1 day to make a @kanyewest comic. i'd love to see what his creativity brings with no constraints of budgets or physics. #
hey y'all if you like zombies maybe you'll like this sale: $9.99 for season 1 of amc's THE WALKING DEAD http://t.co/oE2PtfK #
according to the terminator, tonight's the night skynet comes online. but no worries, everyone, we have 48hrs before it becomes self aware. #
anyone ever name your characters short easy names just to not have to type them out over and over? #
cause lemme tell you, i am regretting giving this character this long italian name right now. #
amazing: house leaders agree to pay $520 an hour & up to 500K to defend the 'defense of marriage' act. http://t.co/rviLNPK #
aBROham lincoln #
attention @kanyewest. in re: your future comic book series: http://t.co/Rd97AXp #
random things i just threw into this beef roast: garlic, cayenne, maple syrup. #
script hasn't fought me like this one in years. #frustrating #
"@RainnWilson looks like a Jack Kirby drawing: http://t.co/abkIQ78 #Super quot;-@jimrugg #
it is my goal 1 day to make a @kanyewest comic. i'd love to see what his creativity brings with no constraints of budgets or physics. #
hey y'all if you like zombies maybe you'll like this sale: $9.99 for season 1 of amc's THE WALKING DEAD http://t.co/oE2PtfK #
according to the terminator, tonight's the night skynet comes online. but no worries, everyone, we have 48hrs before it becomes self aware. #
anyone ever name your characters short easy names just to not have to type them out over and over? #
cause lemme tell you, i am regretting giving this character this long italian name right now. #
amazing: house leaders agree to pay $520 an hour & up to 500K to defend the 'defense of marriage' act. http://t.co/rviLNPK #
aBROham lincoln #
attention @kanyewest. in re: your future comic book series: http://t.co/Rd97AXp #
random things i just threw into this beef roast: garlic, cayenne, maple syrup. #
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April 19, 2011
twitter recap 2011-04-19
no good bloodsucker #
kanye goes into hour 900 of his coachella performance. #
seriously i'd have been disappointed if he didn't randomly have a bunch of ballerinas come on stage w/ him. #
i believe the ballerinas are sleeping #
cmon seriously this HAS to be the finale, right? he's got bird girls praying up there. #
i dunno where to start w/ describing saturday's dinner at blue ribbon. except maybe to explain we drank 3 of those giant sake bottles. #
/i've been in this closet & faced this guilt// @Criterion Fantastic Canadian filmmaker Guy Maddin raids our DVD closet! http://t.co/pwVYbqY #
disclaimer: i did not take nearly as much. but: i did, like him, find the @criterion DAYS OF HEAVEN irresistible. #
final arrangements being made for european travel today. i'll be gone about FIFTY DAYS. also probably i will gain at least 50 lbs. #
also, had a dream that an argument w/ @brianazzarello resulted in me putting him in a headlock that he got out of by burning me w/ his cigar #
hey so… a microbial superorganism w/ the ability to communicate is eating the titanic. http://t.co/yUQAfqd #
FINALLY there's a reason to do a titanic sequel. #
"@IvanBrandon reason? http://t.co/aDsCWb7 it happened!"-@whoajordie #
A FEAR TOO BEAUTIFUL TO RESIST #
"Comic art works best when the artist is communicating something other than just "I drew this!" on every page."-@David_Hahn #
GAH SIMULTANEOUS MALE AND FEMALE GUY FIERI http://campl.us/WfE #
"who was nominated for the pulitzer in inking? oh, they don't recognize it as a category either?"-@mattfraction #
does anyone out there own one of my shark t-shirts and if so can you remind me what brand i used? i don't have any here #thanks #
my dear miniature friend @beckycloonan with one of my favorite comics/movies quotes ever http://t.co/t0IyuMm #
alright, i have just officially agreed to be a guest of the 2011 ny comicon. maybe this year there'll be a new exclusive t-shirt. #
"Today's the last chance to make your local comic shop order the 2nd printing of Nonplayer #1 #May11release quot;-@NateSonOfSimp #
hey so when my brain stopped working and i couldn't type anymore: i watched GAME OF THRONES and it was pretty great. #
can you hire someone to move a tree? is that a real thing? #
kanye goes into hour 900 of his coachella performance. #
seriously i'd have been disappointed if he didn't randomly have a bunch of ballerinas come on stage w/ him. #
i believe the ballerinas are sleeping #
cmon seriously this HAS to be the finale, right? he's got bird girls praying up there. #
i dunno where to start w/ describing saturday's dinner at blue ribbon. except maybe to explain we drank 3 of those giant sake bottles. #
/i've been in this closet & faced this guilt// @Criterion Fantastic Canadian filmmaker Guy Maddin raids our DVD closet! http://t.co/pwVYbqY #
disclaimer: i did not take nearly as much. but: i did, like him, find the @criterion DAYS OF HEAVEN irresistible. #
final arrangements being made for european travel today. i'll be gone about FIFTY DAYS. also probably i will gain at least 50 lbs. #
also, had a dream that an argument w/ @brianazzarello resulted in me putting him in a headlock that he got out of by burning me w/ his cigar #
hey so… a microbial superorganism w/ the ability to communicate is eating the titanic. http://t.co/yUQAfqd #
FINALLY there's a reason to do a titanic sequel. #
"@IvanBrandon reason? http://t.co/aDsCWb7 it happened!"-@whoajordie #
A FEAR TOO BEAUTIFUL TO RESIST #
"Comic art works best when the artist is communicating something other than just "I drew this!" on every page."-@David_Hahn #
GAH SIMULTANEOUS MALE AND FEMALE GUY FIERI http://campl.us/WfE #
"who was nominated for the pulitzer in inking? oh, they don't recognize it as a category either?"-@mattfraction #
does anyone out there own one of my shark t-shirts and if so can you remind me what brand i used? i don't have any here #thanks #
my dear miniature friend @beckycloonan with one of my favorite comics/movies quotes ever http://t.co/t0IyuMm #
alright, i have just officially agreed to be a guest of the 2011 ny comicon. maybe this year there'll be a new exclusive t-shirt. #
"Today's the last chance to make your local comic shop order the 2nd printing of Nonplayer #1 #May11release quot;-@NateSonOfSimp #
hey so when my brain stopped working and i couldn't type anymore: i watched GAME OF THRONES and it was pretty great. #
can you hire someone to move a tree? is that a real thing? #
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April 18, 2011
twitter recap 2011-04-18
the best part o' waitin' for your dude to come out o/t bathroom are the people who assume you haven't bothered to check the lock on the door #
also these walls are made out of fur #
maybe i ate too much. maybe i drank too much. #
also maybe this beard is getting out of hand #
oh, raekwon… #
and then the clothes dryer caught fire. #thatsonewaytodryyourclothes in other news i used a fire extinguisher for the first time. #
"the (my street) command is terminated." – the fire dept, declaring our house fire-free. #
homeless man adds david bowie to freddie mercury and kermit the frog for your pleasure http://t.co/XNFJ4hz #
sorry, game of thrones: i am excited to watch you even though i have never even seen any of your books. but too much work to do tonight. #
also these walls are made out of fur #
maybe i ate too much. maybe i drank too much. #
also maybe this beard is getting out of hand #
oh, raekwon… #
and then the clothes dryer caught fire. #thatsonewaytodryyourclothes in other news i used a fire extinguisher for the first time. #
"the (my street) command is terminated." – the fire dept, declaring our house fire-free. #
homeless man adds david bowie to freddie mercury and kermit the frog for your pleasure http://t.co/XNFJ4hz #
sorry, game of thrones: i am excited to watch you even though i have never even seen any of your books. but too much work to do tonight. #
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April 17, 2011
twitter recap 2011-04-17
hey internet- life's pretty good stuff. think about it. #
famous mortimer, where are you when i need you #
adobe caves, adopts HTTP live streaming for ios: http://t.co/peOEQtT #
famous mortimer, where are you when i need you #
adobe caves, adopts HTTP live streaming for ios: http://t.co/peOEQtT #
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April 16, 2011
twitter recap 2011-04-16
chinese science is the best science http://t.co/ODMnrhQ #
this song is dedicated to @alexmaleev http://t.co/Scmyf8o #
i haven't locked my paris dates down, but i just know it's gonna conflict with this: http://t.co/UjyMOk6 #
holy crap: surprise package from john arcudi #mensch http://t.co/UReIGDC #
trying to cook an unboned chicken breast in a panini grill pan. what could go wrong? #
i thank you all for not capitalizing on "unboned". #
things i didn't know i was good at before today: pan-frying chicken. thing i knew i was good at: burning the roof of my mouth. #
i am ready to announce the formation of my exploratory committee to examine the possibility of attending NYCC 2011 as a guest. #
i just told my friend he had 20 minutes to call me and then didn't answer when he called back 2 minutes later #funnyonlytome #
right now: andy macdonald is explaining OPP to davide gianfelice #Brookyln #
this song is dedicated to @alexmaleev http://t.co/Scmyf8o #
i haven't locked my paris dates down, but i just know it's gonna conflict with this: http://t.co/UjyMOk6 #
holy crap: surprise package from john arcudi #mensch http://t.co/UReIGDC #
trying to cook an unboned chicken breast in a panini grill pan. what could go wrong? #
i thank you all for not capitalizing on "unboned". #
things i didn't know i was good at before today: pan-frying chicken. thing i knew i was good at: burning the roof of my mouth. #
i am ready to announce the formation of my exploratory committee to examine the possibility of attending NYCC 2011 as a guest. #
i just told my friend he had 20 minutes to call me and then didn't answer when he called back 2 minutes later #funnyonlytome #
right now: andy macdonald is explaining OPP to davide gianfelice #Brookyln #
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April 15, 2011
twitter recap 2011-04-15
snowed-in by a crazy script deadline, sadly cannot attend @richardblais #porkcafe (some cuban i am) but if YOU can: http://t.co/WqjgofX #
also? YOU'RE WELCOME, WORLD http://t.co/7aeXyIw #
"The best part of your toddler telling you to 'die' is falling to the ground pretending to die & laying there until they panic"-@kellyoxford #
after a bunch of shitty moves lately, apple leads the way on a great privacy protection measure http://t.co/EINpvXH #
the world's greatest interviewer http://t.co/P78NXTN #
what may-june is looking like for me: paris, zagreb, london, athens, istanbul. might be 1 more floater in there depending on my schedule. #
also: I WANT THAT THOR PIECE @beckycloonan http://t.co/zTXhbfk #
Q: "What will you be promoting on this worldwide tour?"-@_SHANEWHITE
also? YOU'RE WELCOME, WORLD http://t.co/7aeXyIw #
"The best part of your toddler telling you to 'die' is falling to the ground pretending to die & laying there until they panic"-@kellyoxford #
after a bunch of shitty moves lately, apple leads the way on a great privacy protection measure http://t.co/EINpvXH #
the world's greatest interviewer http://t.co/P78NXTN #
what may-june is looking like for me: paris, zagreb, london, athens, istanbul. might be 1 more floater in there depending on my schedule. #
also: I WANT THAT THOR PIECE @beckycloonan http://t.co/zTXhbfk #
Q: "What will you be promoting on this worldwide tour?"-@_SHANEWHITE
A: weight gain #
hey @cameronmstewart, next time you see me, remind me i found out the real answer to why they make you turn stuff off on the plane. #
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April 14, 2011
twitter recap 2011-04-14
though they're incredibly common, to save my life i can't find a picture of a hand-modded military sawn off shotgun today. #
HUGE congrats to @NateSonOfSimp on a well-deserved sellout of a massive printrun of his very first (but no less amazing) comic nonplayer #1 #
i think i may retire from comics and just write puns full time. #
"I like the idea of "Glee" but why is it that every time I watch an episode I feel like I've stepped into a puddle of HIV?"-@BretEastonEllis #
HUGE congrats to @NateSonOfSimp on a well-deserved sellout of a massive printrun of his very first (but no less amazing) comic nonplayer #1 #
i think i may retire from comics and just write puns full time. #
"I like the idea of "Glee" but why is it that every time I watch an episode I feel like I've stepped into a puddle of HIV?"-@BretEastonEllis #
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April 13, 2011
twitter recap 2011-04-13
the silver lining: if i hadn't argued on the internet i would not have realized my website's navigation was broken. #fixed #
holy crap, good morning new followers. #
the sound of the cat upstairs: hi-speed scampering leading directly to the smash of venetian blinds. no thud from the window, thankfully. #
hey, i know it's belated, internet… but you can still get me a present if you want. http://t.co/Vo0Q0TO #
via @leifpeng i have discovered the work of robert bugg: http://t.co/QdXhaQw #
if the line at all looks familiar to you: bugg was one of hank ketcham's assistants on dennis the menace. #
jesus: cop maces a baby squirrel http://t.co/ScwPW1g #
apparently @chuckbb has just finished a new comic book. it's been too long since i've read a chuck bb comic. #
ha- went out to mocca, only bought one book (@anniew's) and somehow got so drunk that i LOST THE ONE BOOK I BOUGHT. #eureka #
the song on the new old navy commercial might just be the worst thing that ever happened to me. #
holy crap, good morning new followers. #
the sound of the cat upstairs: hi-speed scampering leading directly to the smash of venetian blinds. no thud from the window, thankfully. #
hey, i know it's belated, internet… but you can still get me a present if you want. http://t.co/Vo0Q0TO #
via @leifpeng i have discovered the work of robert bugg: http://t.co/QdXhaQw #
if the line at all looks familiar to you: bugg was one of hank ketcham's assistants on dennis the menace. #
jesus: cop maces a baby squirrel http://t.co/ScwPW1g #
apparently @chuckbb has just finished a new comic book. it's been too long since i've read a chuck bb comic. #
ha- went out to mocca, only bought one book (@anniew's) and somehow got so drunk that i LOST THE ONE BOOK I BOUGHT. #eureka #
the song on the new old navy commercial might just be the worst thing that ever happened to me. #
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