Ivan Brandon's Blog, page 66
March 11, 2011
twitter nonsense for 2011-03-11
i plead no lo entendre #
dear lord, comics. i'm all about positive spin, but we've created a fucking monster here. #
if you think i'm calling bullshit on your bullshit? i probably am. #
BUT WERE THEY UP ON A WIRE?! http://t.co/9w330qv #
YOU WANT THIS SO BAD: "@NateSonOfSimp: Final Order Cutoff is Monday. If you want Nonplayer #1 contact your retailer. http://t.co/gQH2Xkh" #
seriously if NONPLAYER isn't the most talked about new book this year i will buy a hat and eat it. #
to be clear: I HAVE READ NONPLAYER. not just responding to great art. nate simpson is smart, funny, the total package. amazing concept, too. #
but if you wanna talk art, @NateSonOfSimp 's on a level w/ almost no one. one of those rare cases where you know you've met a future legend. #
"we just hit a hundred boners!" #misheardcharitypromo #
i have not even tried yet to get a room for SDCC. WILD CARD. #
los angeles has a NINETY percent chance of a haiti-level earthquake in the next 30 years http://t.co/yjMHEN9 #
phototracers- is it that you can't draw? is it that you think people can't tell? #
"@vulture: David Simon Addresses Snoop's Arrest http://t.co/4iIpglQ #davidsimon #snoop #thewire ?? #
sometimes the people who lie in front of you, to others, use the same lies ON you & then don't get why you never believe the things they say #
tomorrow i will denounce the AIDS #
dear lord, comics. i'm all about positive spin, but we've created a fucking monster here. #
if you think i'm calling bullshit on your bullshit? i probably am. #
BUT WERE THEY UP ON A WIRE?! http://t.co/9w330qv #
YOU WANT THIS SO BAD: "@NateSonOfSimp: Final Order Cutoff is Monday. If you want Nonplayer #1 contact your retailer. http://t.co/gQH2Xkh" #
seriously if NONPLAYER isn't the most talked about new book this year i will buy a hat and eat it. #
to be clear: I HAVE READ NONPLAYER. not just responding to great art. nate simpson is smart, funny, the total package. amazing concept, too. #
but if you wanna talk art, @NateSonOfSimp 's on a level w/ almost no one. one of those rare cases where you know you've met a future legend. #
"we just hit a hundred boners!" #misheardcharitypromo #
i have not even tried yet to get a room for SDCC. WILD CARD. #
los angeles has a NINETY percent chance of a haiti-level earthquake in the next 30 years http://t.co/yjMHEN9 #
phototracers- is it that you can't draw? is it that you think people can't tell? #
"@vulture: David Simon Addresses Snoop's Arrest http://t.co/4iIpglQ #davidsimon #snoop #thewire ?? #
sometimes the people who lie in front of you, to others, use the same lies ON you & then don't get why you never believe the things they say #
tomorrow i will denounce the AIDS #
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March 10, 2011
twitter nonsense for 2011-03-10
!!! #giltclub http://t.co/CRlvMT2 #
PORTLAND: tomorrow i shall leave you. but you have done well by me these last couple days. #
DESTROY HER! "@beckycloonan: Heheh, I already have my hotel room at SDCC. #gloat " #
jerry ordway/shazam fans: go bid on his cover prelim for mary marvel 4: http://t.co/XImuALh #
Hey @TechStars, I nominate @superproof for the @StartupMadness Tournament http://t.co/AcnPBR4 #
bye, west coast. thanks in advance for all the rain turbulence! #
ha- twitter thinks i am in idaho. washington is the idaho of social media. #
who needs to go home when you can just taxi over the east coast for 45 minutes. hello, NY. #
cabby decided i was wrong about where i was going, went elsewhere #imissedyounyc #
PORTLAND: tomorrow i shall leave you. but you have done well by me these last couple days. #
DESTROY HER! "@beckycloonan: Heheh, I already have my hotel room at SDCC. #gloat " #
jerry ordway/shazam fans: go bid on his cover prelim for mary marvel 4: http://t.co/XImuALh #
Hey @TechStars, I nominate @superproof for the @StartupMadness Tournament http://t.co/AcnPBR4 #
bye, west coast. thanks in advance for all the rain turbulence! #
ha- twitter thinks i am in idaho. washington is the idaho of social media. #
who needs to go home when you can just taxi over the east coast for 45 minutes. hello, NY. #
cabby decided i was wrong about where i was going, went elsewhere #imissedyounyc #
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March 9, 2011
twitter nonsense for 2011-03-09
i know you think people can't tell you're holding the camera in that picture of yourself, because you cropped it, but: YOU ALWAYS CAN. #
good times all day w/ portland friends, some i hadn't seen in too long. way too much food, all delicious.
night, all. #
the idea of not following sheen because "you're paying him" is absurd. especially when you can instead not follow because his tweets suck. #
YOU DESERVE IT "@technogreek: Just woke up after like 11 hours of sleep and still feel like I could use roughly a million more!" #
last day and night in a lot of great days and nights on the west coast. tomorrow i finally return to my own bed. #
"you MUST go to Son of a Gun, new restaurant from Animal dudes. Best new restaurant in LA imo: http://t.co/bz27nV9" -@azizansari #
holy moly http://t.co/n33VLFK #
dark chocolate salami http://t.co/TSwYZoR #
elk tartare, gilt club http://t.co/NhhYaSE #
good times all day w/ portland friends, some i hadn't seen in too long. way too much food, all delicious.
night, all. #
the idea of not following sheen because "you're paying him" is absurd. especially when you can instead not follow because his tweets suck. #
YOU DESERVE IT "@technogreek: Just woke up after like 11 hours of sleep and still feel like I could use roughly a million more!" #
last day and night in a lot of great days and nights on the west coast. tomorrow i finally return to my own bed. #
"you MUST go to Son of a Gun, new restaurant from Animal dudes. Best new restaurant in LA imo: http://t.co/bz27nV9" -@azizansari #
holy moly http://t.co/n33VLFK #
dark chocolate salami http://t.co/TSwYZoR #
elk tartare, gilt club http://t.co/NhhYaSE #
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March 8, 2011
twitter nonsense for 2011-03-08
menu #beastpdx http://t.co/YMcoywK #
TASTY N SONS: best meal in a mountain of great meals i've had in the last 2 weeks. exceptional. http://t.co/7G0S6nc http://t.co/m8RtArE #
at the bendis home a man can commit suicide by food http://t.co/nEaFnoE #
TASTY N SONS: best meal in a mountain of great meals i've had in the last 2 weeks. exceptional. http://t.co/7G0S6nc http://t.co/m8RtArE #
at the bendis home a man can commit suicide by food http://t.co/nEaFnoE #
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March 7, 2011
twitter nonsense for 2011-03-07
ding #
my voice is officially gone. please come by and buy some books anyway. #eccc booth D-18 #
PEOPLE OF SEATTLE: if you want to see the find of emerald city comicon, go to @NateSonOfSimp 's table L10 and ask to see nonplayer. AMAZING. #
packing & heading to the con for my last day in seattle. leaving about 3pm, come by early so i don't have to carry these books home #please #
tuesday's delicious son of a gun adventure was improved by random sightings of @azizansari and @ericwareheim wearing nautical headgear. #
dear me, when you start losing your voice on thursday maybe don't drink every night like prohibition is moments away. #
all screwing should be sensual #screwdriverslogans #
holy shit, i think bourdain is in cuba @NoReservations #
TO ME, MINIONS #eccc #
bye seattle. i will miss your fluffernutter and bacon sandwich. #
thank you, #ECCC thank you seattle, thank you pork and northwest beer and comic books. #
to accuse cartoonists in 1 of the 3rd (&whole) world's most dangerous cities on their work's naivety w/r/t hard life? pretty silly, TCJ. #
hello, oregon. #
#beast http://t.co/LGNmfzN #
my voice is officially gone. please come by and buy some books anyway. #eccc booth D-18 #
PEOPLE OF SEATTLE: if you want to see the find of emerald city comicon, go to @NateSonOfSimp 's table L10 and ask to see nonplayer. AMAZING. #
packing & heading to the con for my last day in seattle. leaving about 3pm, come by early so i don't have to carry these books home #please #
tuesday's delicious son of a gun adventure was improved by random sightings of @azizansari and @ericwareheim wearing nautical headgear. #
dear me, when you start losing your voice on thursday maybe don't drink every night like prohibition is moments away. #
all screwing should be sensual #screwdriverslogans #
holy shit, i think bourdain is in cuba @NoReservations #
TO ME, MINIONS #eccc #
bye seattle. i will miss your fluffernutter and bacon sandwich. #
thank you, #ECCC thank you seattle, thank you pork and northwest beer and comic books. #
to accuse cartoonists in 1 of the 3rd (&whole) world's most dangerous cities on their work's naivety w/r/t hard life? pretty silly, TCJ. #
hello, oregon. #
#beast http://t.co/LGNmfzN #
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March 6, 2011
twitter nonsense for 2011-03-06
seattle, i will eat all of your egg sandwiches today #
WHERE IS OUR MINION #eccc #
i have achieved credit card technologies at my booth. you may now come to D-18 and 'charge it'. #
WHERE IS OUR MINION #eccc #
i have achieved credit card technologies at my booth. you may now come to D-18 and 'charge it'. #
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March 5, 2011
twitter nonsense for 2011-03-05
check and mate, internet. http://t.co/oeOwhNR #
kathryn immonen + ramon perez + john rauch is like a dream team of comicbook making. http://t.co/NqigfK9 #
SEATTLE: i am about to enter your emerald city comicon where i will be signing, etc, today through sunday. table D-18 http://t.co/5qPP0bP #
holy crap, internet: dustin nguyen just gave me the original painting for the cover of one of the batman issues i did. http://t.co/Okv7NMn #
kathryn immonen + ramon perez + john rauch is like a dream team of comicbook making. http://t.co/NqigfK9 #
SEATTLE: i am about to enter your emerald city comicon where i will be signing, etc, today through sunday. table D-18 http://t.co/5qPP0bP #
holy crap, internet: dustin nguyen just gave me the original painting for the cover of one of the batman issues i did. http://t.co/Okv7NMn #
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March 4, 2011
twitter nonsense for 2011-03-04
"odd i spend two thirds of my life fearing death and the other third sleeping" -@normmacdonald #
seriously i think maybe norm macdonald's live tweeting of the oscars, even read 4 days later, is maybe the funniest twittering ever. #
oh, also folks: i have eaten to-night at SON OF A GUN, the this-week new place by the ANIMAL folks, and it was wonderful. #
we ate pretty much all of this http://t.co/HFQvRpg #
the best part of THE WOLFMAN is when anthony hopkins tears his shirt off like a hulkamaniac. #
ladies and gentlemen it is now @alejandrobot's birthday. wish him a cake full of success. #
it is also @skottieyoung and @alexgetchell's birthday today. happy birthday to everyone. #
hey internet, i will be appearing tomorrow through sunday in seattle here http://t.co/C1fqwFo #
tangentially related, ed @brubaker is the only human sending text messages at 7am. #besidesmygrandmother #
paris trip in june suddenly became a really strange non-comics work trip. possibly involving the louvre. #lifeisweird #
last pics before i leave to the airport: tiny hangover: http://t.co/RdY0OMx http://t.co/LUEYzLK #
LAX, after several hundred thousand miles in the air, you are today the breaker of my scanner opt-out cherry. thanks for the memory. #
hello, seattle. #
I HAVE ACHIEVED RESERVATIONS AT BEAST. the impossible is now probable. #PDX #
seriously i think maybe norm macdonald's live tweeting of the oscars, even read 4 days later, is maybe the funniest twittering ever. #
oh, also folks: i have eaten to-night at SON OF A GUN, the this-week new place by the ANIMAL folks, and it was wonderful. #
we ate pretty much all of this http://t.co/HFQvRpg #
the best part of THE WOLFMAN is when anthony hopkins tears his shirt off like a hulkamaniac. #
ladies and gentlemen it is now @alejandrobot's birthday. wish him a cake full of success. #
it is also @skottieyoung and @alexgetchell's birthday today. happy birthday to everyone. #
hey internet, i will be appearing tomorrow through sunday in seattle here http://t.co/C1fqwFo #
tangentially related, ed @brubaker is the only human sending text messages at 7am. #besidesmygrandmother #
paris trip in june suddenly became a really strange non-comics work trip. possibly involving the louvre. #lifeisweird #
last pics before i leave to the airport: tiny hangover: http://t.co/RdY0OMx http://t.co/LUEYzLK #
LAX, after several hundred thousand miles in the air, you are today the breaker of my scanner opt-out cherry. thanks for the memory. #
hello, seattle. #
I HAVE ACHIEVED RESERVATIONS AT BEAST. the impossible is now probable. #PDX #
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March 3, 2011
twitter nonsense for 2011-03-03
you can lead a horse to water but you can't make it not an idiot. #
wow, 3G plans for ipad on both carriers are terrible. people are basically paying by the gig? seriously? #
this baby is trying to eat me. he lacks teeth, so i am safe for now. #
i am weirdly excited about this ipad cover thing more than anything else, almost. #
no, josh homme, dear god, no. why would you go on tosh.o? i don't know if we can get past this. #
looking at my nephew i believe there were probably no other attractive babies born in los angeles on february 13th. #highlanderofcute #
seriously @brianbolland is the best twitterer ever #
oni chu-ses @charliechu http://www.comicsbeat.com/2011/03/02/oni-promotes-chu-and-beaton/ #
the most powerful tool for use with a newborn baby: "shhh" http://t.co/tQHG1C9 #
ps this is my last day in babytown, so you'll have to deal with some sentimentality. #
but this friday, seattle: you can find me here and i promise not to talk about babies except maybe a little. http://t.co/C1fqwFo #
thanks! "@MikeHawthorne: RT @steveniles: Creator-Owned Spotlight #3 http://t.co/1Rfr5Or (He spotlights VIKING by my pal @ivanbrandon!)" #
wow, 3G plans for ipad on both carriers are terrible. people are basically paying by the gig? seriously? #
this baby is trying to eat me. he lacks teeth, so i am safe for now. #
i am weirdly excited about this ipad cover thing more than anything else, almost. #
no, josh homme, dear god, no. why would you go on tosh.o? i don't know if we can get past this. #
looking at my nephew i believe there were probably no other attractive babies born in los angeles on february 13th. #highlanderofcute #
seriously @brianbolland is the best twitterer ever #
oni chu-ses @charliechu http://www.comicsbeat.com/2011/03/02/oni-promotes-chu-and-beaton/ #
the most powerful tool for use with a newborn baby: "shhh" http://t.co/tQHG1C9 #
ps this is my last day in babytown, so you'll have to deal with some sentimentality. #
but this friday, seattle: you can find me here and i promise not to talk about babies except maybe a little. http://t.co/C1fqwFo #
thanks! "@MikeHawthorne: RT @steveniles: Creator-Owned Spotlight #3 http://t.co/1Rfr5Or (He spotlights VIKING by my pal @ivanbrandon!)" #
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March 2, 2011
twitter nonsense for 2011-03-02
eating dinner at hirozen and then taking the party to go eat immediately after at mozza is simultaneously a wonderful and terrible idea. #
alternate titles for man vs food: man vs sense, man vs himself #
the amazing @nicklein paints wolverine for kicks: http://nicklein.wordpress.com/2011/03/01/weapon-xperiment/ #
alternate titles for man vs food: man vs sense, man vs himself #
the amazing @nicklein paints wolverine for kicks: http://nicklein.wordpress.com/2011/03/01/weapon-xperiment/ #
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