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October 13, 2016
All Men’s Space (In Space) – The Logo
Hello everyone!
All Men’s Space has tipped that vital word threshold mark from messy work in progress level to I need to think about the cover level. The first step of that is always the Logo – and here it is! This is a teaser of a cover to come.
Now, to continue with development so that I can get this one out to be beta tested!
October 11, 2016
#SIAFBB CB’s Monster Weekend is coming!
The next #SIAFBB is coming on Oct 28th-31st and there was a special surprise! (for me) I am the mascot this time. It is CB’s Monster Weekend!
I made costumes for it and everything. Here are the promos I made!!! More details as the promo gets closer!
Be ready to get scared (with hugs!)
October 6, 2016
Elfrotica Interview at Our Queer Art! You bet your sweet Elfbutt!
I was recently interviewed for a website that features LGBT works of art. That’s right – you heard it here first. Elfrotica is art!
Here is the link, if you wish to check it out.
http://ourqueerart.com/cb-archer/
October 4, 2016
Introducing: Crafting: Series 2!
Introducing the second series of official Annals of Gentalia merchandise!
If you want one, either help me promote big events and you can win them, or ask me about them special. Two can fit in an envelope for less shipping cost! They cost $8 each, but the shipping costs the same for 2, so get two. Treat yourself.
They make lovely Ornaments, on like trees, or on rear-view mirrors and stuff!
Series Two: The Second Season!
Caela Perler!
Zal Finn II Perler!
Gliint Perler!
Yallundy Perler!
Kray Perler!
warrior Perler!
Breaker Perler!
Series One: The First of the Trilogy!
Still available!
It’s getting to that time again! #SIAFBB is coming soon! — Riley Amos Westbook
It’s that time of year again. Time to give out some free books! Sign ups have just started in the group, but I couldn’t contain my excitement! Keep an eye out here if you love free books, and we should be able to fill your quota for the day.
via It’s getting to that time again! #SIAFBB is coming soon! — Riley Amos Westbook
September 29, 2016
Karta Monstra is Out! Look Here for Special Tips!
Karta Monstra is out today!
Hey, it can be hard to get into an already established game franchise, we know that. Now that Karta Monstra (Blue Plaid and Green Halftone) editions are out, we thought you might want a jump start on the rules to let you start right away!
The most important part of Karta Monstra is picking the right Grand Elemental Ephemerals to do the job. What better way is there to learn how to be the very best than to learn the basics?
Here are a few special tips to get you through.
The Heroes of the Four are always about you, be sure to keep them in check with the balances. Be mindful of these when picking your Element Rival: Fire, Water, Wind, and Earth.
Perfectly post-aligned to these is the sub-set of alternates. Light, Dark, Body, and Soul. Remember to allow for the double-back non-plus!
Not quite up to speed? That’s quite alright, without the additional additions of Brown, and Flogistan who would be? The puzzle cannot be completed with Missing pieces! (Note: Missing Elements notwithstanding.)
There we go! All up to speed now? Of course you are, you’re smart like that! Now go out there and remember to use your Fruitberries sparingly before pitching ’em all!
September 22, 2016
Karta Monstra is Karta Covered!
Who’s that cover? It’s Karta Monstra!
The cover is (probably) done for Karta Monstra!
This Tale will be available to catch soon! Stay tuned.
September 9, 2016
#ButtWeek is Butt Over
#ButtWeek was great fun while it lasted! I know it is officially over because I have sent out all of the prizes to the winners of the contest.
Thanks everyone! It was a great ride. Butt Week will be back – next year! So save your money until then… or spend it now, books are not that expensive, and they will be on sale after all. Still, save a lil’ bit for some Butt, won’t you?
August 31, 2016
Getting to Know Your Butt Week Friends – Navals of War
#ButtWeek continues with Sept 1st freebie offer – Navals of War. Here are a few fun facts about this Tale.
This Tale was going to be the second Tale of the series, and was planned out, but it got pushed aside by different Tale ideas.
Navals of War is a first person shooter, and the main character in The Anders’ Quest Series (Anders, in case you couldn’t figure that out) was already mentioned to play them. In fact, it was mentioned in the very first chapter. It was also mentioned that he had video game playing friends that would not buy the MMORpg Annals of Gentalia. The story for this Tale was already set up before the Tales were even thought up.
Anders is shy about meeting new people in his book, he avoids them for some reason.It was on purpose (I’ll say now). There needed to be a reason. This Tale is that reason.
The characters in this Tale… are terrible people. The absolute worst. I needed to tone them down an impressive three times. They were just that terrible. I wanted them to be terribad, not terrible.
~xX.Deadeye.Xx~ is a hard name to type!
Grab your copy at Amazon!
August 30, 2016
Getting to Know Your Butt Week Friends – Assailant’s Greed
#ButtWeek continues with Assailant’s Greed which is free Aug 31st! Here are a few fun facts about this story!
Way before the Tales Series existed, like way way back before then, I noticed there was a call for short erotica stories at a publisher. I read that it was for Sword & Sorcery and got all exited and started right in on a story. This point is so interesting, it gets its own bullet list.
I thought that if I submitted a story to this publisher and it got accepted then I could submit my manuscript and have a better chance.
This was so far back that I wasn’t set on Self-Publishing yet, and still getting rejected again and again for being ‘Way too strange’.
I didn’t read the submission correctly. It wasn’t for sword and sorcery, it was sword & savagery. Magic wasn’t a thing allowed. The short story I had written had a major plot point involving magic, there was no way around it.
I turned magic into ‘Historically accurate clockwork falcons’ and went with it. It was silly, but I loved it.
This publisher got submitted to before the short story happened, I got excited. I followed up with the publisher and got chewed right the fuck out by the submission clerk. Like, right out. I hit a nerve somehow, still don’t know how, and they went bonkers. Super tear a strip off of someone for asking a simple question? That was this publisher. Eventually, the publisher (not the clerk) apologized profusely for the clerk, however – she still rejected me (big surprise there).
This experience soured me to that publisher, and to traditional publishing in general. It was a final nail. I decided to self publish that very night and never looked back.
Oh, were was I going with this? Right, this Tale. Well, that short story I was writing for them, it got forgotten about. Poor thing.
Then! The Tales happened. It dawned on me that I had a 6000 word story tucked away on my computer that was a lot like a Tale, it just needed text boxes and… a few special somethings to make it unique.
The special things were shifter sex and lady dick! Hooray! The forgotten story came back and saw the light of day!
Final fun fact: I still can’t spell Assaliant.
Grab your copy on Amazon! Aug 31st!
