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December 13, 2015

The Ghost of Christmas Book Blast

Happy Holidays! Did you stuff your stockings by the chimney with care? Are they completely satisfied and full? Here is some great news! Ebooks can fit in any stocking, because they don’t take up any physical space in the mortal realm! So overfill yourself!


The good folks over at Support Indie Authors are hosting another free book event. On Saturday, the 19th of December, forty authors will be offering more than fifty books in a wide variety of genres absolutely free! What better way to de-stress, decompress, and take a well-deserved break from the hustle and bustle of the holidays than to curl up with a good book? Once again, all of the free books will be listed on the official Book Blast website:


www.freebookblast.com


As is tradition, each of the authors participating in the book blast has told us a little about themselves. Each name links to the author’s Goodreads profile, so feel free to give them a follow if you like what you see. Below are interviews for ten of the forty participating authors. At the end of this post are links to three other blogs with the additional thirty authors. Please be sure to visit each and thank you for continuing to #SupportIndieAuthors



What is your name?


Ann Livi Andrews


What genre or genres do you write in?


Superheroes


Have you been naughty or nice this year?


Nice


Tell us a little about the book(or books) you are offering.


The life of a superhero is not all glamour and fame. The truth is that they just want to live as close to normal lives as they possibly can, and they’ve found a man who they believe can offer that to them. Not only does he promise to find cures for their “powers,” but he offers a retirement plan as well!


What is your favorite underrated holiday treat?


My mother and I make trays and trays of Christmas cookies and candies every year, but my favorite is probably the fudge or the chocolate covered peanut butter balls. In addition, no Holiday Season is complete without white almond bark covered oreos, homemade snickerdoodles, and my mother’s homemade sugar cookies (the best EVER!)


In the spirit of giving, tell us about your favorite charitable organization.


My grandmother always used to give to the ASPCA, so that would probably be mine as well. I’ve always had a heart for animals and it breaks every time I see an animal purposefully neglected or injured. https://www.aspca.org


Where can readers find out more and connect with you?


Website: http://www.annliviandrews.com


Twitter: https://twitter.com/AnnLiviAndrews


Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/AnnLiviAndrews/


Other: https://www.pinterest.com/annlivi/



What is your name?


Charles Freedom Long


What genre or genres do you write in?


Science Fiction


Have you been naughty or nice this year?


Nice


Tell us a little about the book(or books) you are offering.


A jihadist trained for a suicide mission on the moon, begins to question his own beliefs when he falls in love with a coworker, a cat-like bipedal alien named Quenby and realizes that he must choose between his mission or love. At once a poignant human/alien love story, a science fiction thriller, and a foray into the realms beyond the veil called death, this novel explores the questions of what is truth, the power of love, and what lies beyond this present life.


What is your favorite underrated holiday treat?


Curling up with my three Maltese dogs in my lap.


In the spirit of giving, tell us about your favorite charitable organization.


The Salvation Army. I never pass by their little red baskets without putting something in. http://www.salvationarmyusa.org


Where can readers find out more and connect with you?


Website: http://www.charlesfreedomlong.com/



What is your name?


Marie Johnston


What genre or genres do you write in?


Romance


Have you been naughty or nice this year?


Nice


Tell us a little about the book(or books) you are offering.


Cassie Stockwell’s one night stand throws her into a world of wolf-shifters, their Guardians, and the menace out to destroy them all. It’s up to Jace Miller to keep her safe and convince her he’s worth more than one night – he’s worth forever.


What is your favorite underrated holiday treat?


Candy Cane Cookies


In the spirit of giving, tell us about your favorite charitable organization.


Goodwill http://www.goodwill.org


Where can readers find out more and connect with you?


Website: mariejohnstonwriter.com


Twitter: https://twitter.com/mjohnstonwriter


Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Marie-Johnston-593148834163855/?fref=ts



What is your name?


B.B.Wynter


What genre or genres do you write in?


Fantasy


Have you been naughty or nice this year?


Naughty


Tell us a little about the book(or books) you are offering.


A story of magic, monsters, cabbage-fairies, jester-pirates, earth born Gods and fated love.


What is your favorite underrated holiday treat?


I can only list one? Oh no, now I have to make choices :( !


In the spirit of giving, tell us about your favorite charitable organization.


The National Autistic Society – http://www.autism.org.uk


Where can readers find out more and connect with you?


Website: bbwynter.wordpress.com


Twitter: https://twitter.com/bb_wynter


Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BeeBeeWynter/



What is your name?


Shannon Reber


What genre or genres do you write in?


Fantasy, Teen & Young Adult


Have you been naughty or nice this year?


Only a Sith thinks in absolutes.


Tell us a little about the book(or books) you are offering.


My books are young adult fantasy. Two are swords and sorcery, the other a dystopian future with a powerful female MC.


What is your favorite underrated holiday treat?


Nothing is underrated in my world, but lemon sugar cookies are a MUST!


In the spirit of giving, tell us about your favorite charitable organization.


A local group called Union Relief which gives Christmas presents to kids whose families can’t afford them.


Where can readers find out more and connect with you?


Website: http://www.authorshannonreber.com


Twitter: https://twitter.com/ShannonArtWrite


Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Shannon-Reber-1450668291923946/



What is your name?


Ray Holloway Jr.


What genre or genres do you write in?


Science Fiction, Religious, Paranormal


Have you been naughty or nice this year?


Naughty


Tell us a little about the book(or books) you are offering.


“The Picture of the Ghost” is a novellette about a team of ghost hunters that get it all wrong. “Gretchen’s Shoot” is about two sisters have to work through a serious misunderstanding. “The Empath” is about a young man with a amazing ability.


What is your favorite underrated holiday treat?


Wassal. I am always so pleased when someone offers it to me. I need to learn to make it.


In the spirit of giving, tell us about your favorite charitable organization.


Big Brothers / Big Sisters http://www.bbbs.org


Where can readers find out more and connect with you?


Website: http://mrayhollowayjr.blogspot.com/


Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/ray.holloway.77



What is your name?


CB Archer


What genre or genres do you write in?


Fantasy, Erotica, Humor & Satire, Elfrotica


Have you been naughty or nice this year?


Naughty


Tell us a little about the book(or books) you are offering.


Do the novels you read contain naked elf protagonists, magical sex powers, steamy Minotaur orgies, and no regard for the fourth wall? If your answer is no then perhaps you are reading the wrong novels. *Contains m/m content and vigorous monster banging.*


What is your favorite underrated holiday treat?


Stocking Stuffing (Giggle)


In the spirit of giving, tell us about your favorite charitable organization.


The Ovarian Cancer Society of Canada


Where can readers find out more and connect with you?


Website: http://www.annalsofgentalia.wordpress.com (You are here BTW)


Twitter: https://twitter.com/cb_archer


Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/people/CB-Archer/100006197627949



What is your name?


Christina McMullen


What genre or genres do you write in?


Science Fiction, Fantasy, Romance, Dystopian/Apocalyptic, Teen & Young Adult


Have you been naughty or nice this year?


Only a Sith thinks in absolutes.


Tell us a little about the book(or books) you are offering.


The Eyes of The Sun offers action, adventure, a little bit of romance, and a whole lot of genetically enhanced vampires. Kind of Like Life is a YA sci-fi thriller with one hell of a twist. And Going Green is the most lighthearted romp through the zombie apocalypse you will ever read.


What is your favorite underrated holiday treat?


I really like fruitcake and I can’t figure out why it’s got such a bad rep.


In the spirit of giving, tell us about your favorite charitable organization.


There are so many great charities, but one that sticks out is Hope for Paws. This is an animal rescue based in Los Angeles that finds and rehabilitates animals that are suffering either on the streets or in kill shelters. They also document every step of the way and host videos that would make even the hardened of hearts cry. Check them out at http://www.hopeforpaws.org


Where can readers find out more and connect with you?


Website: http://mcmullenwrites.blogspot.com


Twitter: Twitter.com/mcmullenwrites


Facebook: Facebook.com/mcmullenwrites



What is your name?


D.E. Morris


What genre or genres do you write in?


Science Fiction, Mystery/Thriller


Have you been naughty or nice this year?


Nice


Tell us a little about the book(or books) you are offering.


Join the adventures of alien scientists Quigbat and Zort, with their accidental companion from Earth, Marcy. “Aliens in the Gift Shop” follows their first and disastrous science mission to Earth. “Aliens and the Race to Earth” continues their exploits as the three try to save Earth from a deadly weapon.


What is your favorite underrated holiday treat?


Peppermint Mocha


In the spirit of giving, tell us about your favorite charitable organization.


World Vision provides child sponsorship and humanitarian relief for the poor and needy of the world. http://www.worldvision.org


Where can readers find out more and connect with you?


Website: http://www.authordemorris.com


Twitter: http://twitter.com/author_demorris



What is your name?


Quoleena Sbrocca


What genre or genres do you write in?


Literary Fiction, Historical, Time Travel


Have you been naughty or nice this year?


Only a Sith thinks in absolutes.


Tell us a little about the book(or books) you are offering.


Time travel is a naturally occurring phenomenon. Every four and five years, invisible, time travel doorways open and close. Any person or creature caught within the magnetic, gravitational pull awakens incoherently to a future world.


What is your favorite underrated holiday treat?


I think holiday treats are pretty much on even footing, but my favorites are fruit pies, especially my mom’s peach cobbler. It’s my all-time favorite. The holidays are that much more grim without it.


In the spirit of giving, tell us about your favorite charitable organization.


The Dawn Saves Wildlife campaign. It’s the only brand I buy. http://dawn-dish.com/en-us/dawn-saves-wildlife


Where can readers find out more and connect with you?


Website: http://www.quoleenasbrocca.com


Twitter: https://twitter.com/QJSbrocca



Thanks for looking!


Here are some links for the additonal interviews! Hopefully you can pick up some books you enjoy, and even my book.


http://www.invertedworlds.com/the-ghost-of-christmas-book-blast/


http://www.thebaldpatch.blogspot.com/2015/12/support-indie-authors-free-book-blast.html


http://brkingsolver.com/author-s-blog/item/book-blast-interviews?category_id


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Published on December 13, 2015 00:02

November 17, 2015

Three Tips for Avoiding Getting Caught Up in the Vampire VS Werewolf Blood Feud (With Examples!)

I am getting tired of seeing Vampires vs Werewolves all of the time in literature, media, and art. The rest of the world might not agree with me, but that is okay, I will get over it. Don’t get me wrong, both monsters have their place, and both can be interesting, but I think it is time to bury the old feud hatchet.


On their own I really don’t mind them, but this feud is getting out of hand and it is time for us as a society to branch out and explore other options.


Here are three tips for prospective creatives, no matter what you are creating. It doesn’t matter if you are writing a book, filming a movie, drawing a picture, or even taking a private moment for yourself while in a hot bath while your hand is exploring.


1. Did you know that many other type of Undead are having feuds with Werecreatures right now but they barely get any screen time! What a travesty! 


Why not examine the other Undead vs Werecreature blood feuds? Here are a few I know about:



Weretigers vs Ghosts (Werepumas also hate ghosts, but not Werecougars)
Werebears vs Mummies (For obvious reasons)
Weresnakes vs Banshees (For unobvious reasons)
Wererats vs Zombies (Its the whole plague thing)
Wereboars vs Liches (Because of Extract M)
Weredolphins vs Vampires (But for different reasons than why Werewolves hate Vampires though)
And of course, famously, Wereeagles vs Skeletons. (So much hatred there to explore creatively!)

2. When you are considering using the Vampires vs Werewolves feud in something instead consider not doing that.


You can be creative by using other things instead! Consider:



Chickens
Potatoes growing in lava
Vampires and Werewolves, but just separately
Extract M
The futility of life after being transformed into a beetle
Vampires and Werewolves working together to get rid of those crummy Weredolphins.

3. When in doubt try Vampires vs Werewolves!


Be sneaky about it though! Here are some ways to be sneaky.



Don’t call them Werewolves or Vampires. Use Lycans and Suckers for example
Just don’t call them anything, just describe them.
Use liberal application of Extract M
Press in the Right Trigger, it will make you crouch and avoid enemies detection
Make it so outrageous that it is different! Werewolves vs Vampires – At the Dolphin Roller Derby!

Bonus Tip:


Just have the Werewolves and Vampires break the sexual tension already! Why not make them bang instead!


Feud Forever Resolved!


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Published on November 17, 2015 16:38

Three Tips for Avoiding Getting Caught Up in the Vampire VS Werewolf Blood Fued (With Examples!)

I am getting tired of seeing Vampires vs Werewolves all of the time in literature, media, and art. The rest of the world might not agree with me, but that is okay, I will get over it. Don’t get me wrong, both monsters have their place, and both can be interesting, but I think it is time to bury the old feud hatchet.


On their own I really don’t mind them, but this feud is getting out of hand and it is time for us as a society to branch out and explore other options.


Here are three tips for prospective creatives, no matter what you are creating. It doesn’t matter if you are writing a book, filming a movie, drawing a picture, or even taking a private moment for yourself while in a hot bath while your hand is exploring.


1. Did you know that many other type of Undead are having feuds with Werecreatures right now but they barely get any screen time! What a travesty! 


Why not examine the other Undead vs Werecreature blood feuds? Here are a few I know about:



Weretigers vs Ghosts (Werepumas also hate ghosts, but not Werecougars)
Werebears vs Mummies (For obvious reasons)
Weresnakes vs Banshees (For unobvious reasons)
Wererats vs Zombies (Its the whole plague thing)
Wereboars vs Liches (Because of Extract M)
Weredolphins vs Vampires (But for different reasons than why Werewolves hate Vampires though)
And of course, famously, Wereeagles vs Skeletons. (So much hatred there to explore creatively!)

2. When you are considering using the Vampires vs Werewolves feud in something instead consider not doing that.


You can be creative by using other things instead! Consider:



Chickens
Potatoes growing in lava
Vampires and Werewolves, but just separately
Extract M
The futility of life after being transformed into a beetle
Vampires and Werewolves working together to get rid of those crummy Weredolphins.

3. When in doubt try Vampires vs Werewolves!


Be sneaky about it though! Here are some ways to be sneaky.



Don’t call them Werewolves or Vampires. Use Lycans and Suckers for example
Just don’t call them anything, just describe them.
Use liberal application of Extract M
Press in the Right Trigger, it will make you crouch and avoid enemies detection
Make it so outrageous that it is different! Werewolves vs Vampires – At the Dolphin Roller Derby!

Bonus Tip:


Just have the Werewolves and Vampires break the sexual tension already! Why not make them bang instead!


Feud Forever Resolved!


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October 18, 2015

Author Interview – Justin MacCormack

Today we have an Author Interview, which are always fun!


Recently I read Twilight of the Faerie (Book 1: Spring) by Justin MacCormack. He has graciously agreed to do an interview with me. In a few days check back here and you will be able to see link to my answers to his questions!



TotF


CB: What was the spark for you? What made you decide to start writing novels?

Justin: I’ve been writing stories for as long as I remember. But by your teenage years, it’s not an especially ‘cool’ hobby, so I lost a lot of confidence in it. I continued to write, but didn’t share my work. That all changed when one day, while very bored at a new job, I penned a short horror story about the 80s Disney film “Return to Oz” and shared it with a coworker. He was so impressed with it that I had the confidence to post it online. A short while later, a popular YouTuber had posted a very dramatic reading of it on their YouTube channel, and it received very high praise. That gave me the confidence to push forward with making my work public. That story, and others I had written before I gained the confidence, are now part of my horror anthology “Return to ‘Return to Oz'”.


CB: What is the hardest part of the writing process for you?

Justin: The sleepless nights, the blood sweats, the tears, and emotional tantrums and the frequent bouts of gathering up drafts that just aren’t up to snuff and purging them in a giant fire. In all seriousness though, the doubts are definitely the hardest part. I’m never too sure if my work is up to the level of quality that I want, and even if it is I’m almost always in a state of near-panic as to if the audience will like it.


CB: How about the easiest? What part of writing do you just take like a pro?

Justin: Writing characters. People the world over have the same worries, the same hopes, the same fears. We fear not being good enough, we fear letting down those who are close to us. We hope for better things, we dream of adventure. Those are the things that make us all alike, no matter what our background is and what world we live in. That’s the part I love making the most. In my book “Diary of a Gay Teenage Zombie”, I take a character who very few people could relate to (on account of him being, y’know, undead and all) and turn him into a character that the audience should love. Because if you can love a zombie, maybe people can love each other as well for a change?


CB: What feelings do you have deep down upon seeing Twilight of the Faerie published?

Justin: Utterly nerve-wracking! I’ve never attempted anything as big as this before. It’s a four-part epic. Hell, I could get hit by a bus tomorrow and not be able to finish this! Yeesh! I think that each time I’m going to finish writing a book, I’m going to give a sigh of relief. So no, I don’t really have the chance to feel anything about it yet, not until the full series is completed and I can have a nice holiday!


CB: Can you tell us a little bit about Twilight of the Faerie?

Justin: Twilight of the Faerie is a four-part epic set in the land of the Fae, which is created from the dreams of humanity. It’s a land of endless possibilities, but also a land of infinite dangers. It is a land which is struggling to recover from a war to overthrow the chill forces of winter. It is a war that has been repeated many times before, each season overthrowing the previous and taking their time to rule.

But all of that is now at risk. Something alien is invading the realm, something utterly horrifying and impossible. The realm isn’t ready to defend itself from this threat. The only thing that can act to protect the lands of Fae are a group of four, each born of a different season, who have no reason to trust one another. Only together can these four prevent the force of eternal darkness that threatens to bring around the great twilight of the faerie.

Dramatic enough for ya?


CB: Is there a message you would like to convey with this story?

Justin: Sharp contrast and duality. The world of the Fae is the world of mortal dreaming, so it is rather different from most fantasy settings. Some parts are beautiful and breath-taking, other parts are grim and nightmarish. The reader will encounter chapters like this, which steer into the dark paths of the nightmare, or to the heights of blissful contented dreams. This, likewise, extends to the ruling courts who vie for control of the land. It even extends to the Fae themselves, who are torn between their noble and more cut-throat nature (their ‘seelie’ and ‘unseelie’ sides, if you will). The characters, likewise, struggle with duel loyalties and schemes.


CB: Tell us a little about Niamh. (I know she wasn’t the protagonist of the book, but she was my favourite.) What makes her unique?

Justin: She is awesome, isn’t she? I’d think that she’s certainly one of the protagonists, one of the main four at very least. But yes, Niamh is the youngest of three sisters, and the one who is the most gifted in the magical arts. She is utterly loyal to the winter court, a faction who most of the Fae consider to be ‘evil’. Her loyalty and dedication to her duty are genuinely noble, and it’s through her that the reader come to realise that the battle-lines drawn around the Fae realms are not as clear-cut as they first appear. As a character herself, Niamh is extremely resourceful. In some ways she is very naive, but in other ways she is extremely wise. Her background has made her very much a survivor, and I think that’s something that makes her stand out to the reader. Each fae embodies a different aspect, and is the embodiment of the cold chill of winter, the breath that clouds as it leaves your lips – see if you can find out why.


CB: Besides Twilight of the Faerie, you have published a number of books. Would you like to tell us about your other novels?

Justin: I have several collections of short dark fantasy and horror stories. If you like the grim and grizzly, I’m especially proud of my first one of these, “Return to ‘Return to Oz'”.

In addition, I have a young adult LGBT coming-of-age comedy “Diary of a Gay Teenage Zombie”, which is… well, you can probably guess from the title.

Lastly, there’s the book I’m working on at the moment. “Scrolls of Etheria” is a comical fantasy epic set inside an MMORPG, with a great cast of characters who I’ve grown to love. This book is dedicated to the memory of Terry Pratchett, and profits raised will be donated to fight Alzheimers. More details on that one later, so stay tuned.


CB: Okay, it is time to come clean: Twilight of the Faerie has lesbian fae in it doesn’t it?

Justin: Correction – it has TWO lesbian fae! The first book in this series is very much a journey of self-discovery. I want to write about characters who are true to themselves, and when I realised that the two characters that you’re discussing were a perfect couple, I couldn’t let anything stand between them.


CB: What advice would you give aspiring authors?

Justin: Write something that you love. But for the love of whatever respective deity is present, don’t just write the same thing as everyone else. Don’t just write another of the same as everyone else has made. Find what makes your story unique and play with that! Most of all, love your work.



That is it for the interview! thank you for participating Justin!


Justin’s latest Book can be found on Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Twilight-Faerie...


His website is here: http://justinwriter.blogspot.ca/


Be sure and check out Twilight of the Faerie and Justin’s other books! Be sure and stay turned by my interview reply!


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October 10, 2015

Impressive Too Bet Singing

This time for my writer’s group prompt there was some indecision. The words that got thrown around were ‘Impressive’, ‘Too’, ‘Bet’, and ‘Singing’. In typical CB Archer style I decided to just go with that! We had 15 minutes to write about this topic, if you had that much time to write about… something… what would you have written about?


Why did he agree to this? This was such a bad idea.


The curtain slowly rose as Paul watched for the faces of the crowd. He saw that the first two rows were packed before the blinding lights of the stage hit him. This place probably was standing room only as he had heard, who would have ever guessed that this would draw such a big crowd, that he would bring such a big crowd. It would have been impressive, if this had been his idea of a good time, or if his clumsy hands hadn’t sweated straight through the material on the insides of his jean pockets.


Paul coughed nervously once, then again. He opened his mouth wide but not a single note would escape. The timer, he could see it now, and it was already down to eight. He knew this was what they wanted, this is why this place was full, they all wanted to see him choke on stage.


He would not let that happen, he didn’t want Mickey to lose, but could only stand there helpless as each eternal second ticked by.


Seven.


Paul shifted his stance.


Six.


Paul sputtered up a feeble squeak.


Five.


Paul’s eyes got a bit more adjusted to the lights. Oh gods, this place was really packed. Full.


Four.


They were all looking at him.


Three.


Even Mickey. There was Mickey shaking his head with disappointment.


Two.


No He had to do this. He had to. For Mickey.


With a big breath Paul opened his mouth wide and let out a huge note. Mickey cheered happily, knowing the bet was won! Paul sang on happily.


Paul wouldn’t sing I’m a little teapot to a stadium full of witnesses eh Lavern? Well who is laughing now?


Lavern was. In row seven. She was also taking pictures.


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September 21, 2015

Fighters of the Code

Now that the code has been broken, it must be dealt with.

The exciting continuation of the Anders’ Quest Series, Fighters of the Code has been cleared for editing and is being worked on right now.

Stay tuned for exciting news in the next while as well as the dramatic cover reveal!


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August 28, 2015

Fan Art for those that have none – Part 3

It has been awhile, but I found another in need of Fan art, hopefully I can get a few on this post to make it even more of a ‘big deal’.



The Dark Side


Here is Trent and Skyla from The Dark Side of Chemistry by SJ Higgins. According to what I can read in the book blurb, there is a 70%-80% chance this happens in the book. (+5% chance if Trent’s middle name is Bruce)



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Published on August 28, 2015 00:54

The Iron

This time for our Flash Fiction we took one of the ideas I had (scary I know) and went with it. The concept: Take the absolute worst thing you can think of for a weapon, and have a character use it expertly in a combat situation. It was a bit more complicated than a normal writing prompt of just one word, but no matter, we thought it was a good idea.


I am happy to report that mine was not the grossest in the group, which is a real accomplishment considering mine uses the phrase ‘throbbing flesh petals.


Hope you enjoy!



The Iron

Pfffft. The steam gave out another pathetic sigh as it escaped the confines of the iron and Muriel mimicked the noise. She hadn’t even started to iron the actual pile yet thanks to the newly purchased ‘time-saving’ shirts.


“No wrinkle shirts,” she scoffed, “more like… uh… always wrinkle… over wrinkle… perma-wrinkle… oh whatever.”


Pfffft. She wasn’t going to have time to make breakfast this morning at this rate, and knowing Daniel he would get all – CRASH!


Through the patio glass door came a horrible creature. Once a man but now twisted, foul, evil. He was one of those ‘Infected’ Muriel had heard about on the news, there was no mistaking the half-man, half-plant for anything else.


How was this possible? All of the incidents had taken place over two thousand miles away. Possible or not, it stumbled towards the frozen housewife as it mumbled “Lungs…”


Muriel didn’t know what to do. What could she possibly do against an infected? Her lungs were as good as eaten.


Pfffft. The steam from the forgotten iron burned Muriel’s hand, and the annoying perma-wrinkle shirt. It snapped Muriel out of her trance.


“No!” Muriel shouted.


With a determination not seen since her badminton days in eleventh grade Muriel spring into action. She ripped the iron’s cord from the wall and gripped it tightly. Remembering her Wonder Woman fan club membership Muriel swung the iron over her head with a swift motion and brought the hot iron down hard on her assailant.


The Infected fell to the floor, iron mark still visibly burning its throbbing flesh petals. Muriel came down hard again with the iron and cracked the creature’s headnut, and with a final grim resolve  she used the cord to slowly strangle the plant-man until its leafy feat stopped twitching on the pollen dusted carpet.


“That’s right you bastard,” Muriel screamed with elation, “Not today. These are my lungs!”


Wiping the sweat from her brow with her apron Muriel was taken away from her victory by the sound of broken glass crunching underfoot, then a scream. Outside was Esther, Muriel’s long time cribbage partner, mercilessly beating an Infected to a pulp with her trusty rolling pin. There were a dozen more Infected that Muriel could see in Shady Acres, and more at the gate.


“Oh yeah. It’s time to get pressing.” Muriel quipped as she grabbed her battle iron and jumped into the fray.



What is the worst item you can think of to use as a weapon? If you only had 15 minutes to write about it, what would have happened?


(Yes, that iron in the picture is what my actual iron looks like, and yes, it is purple.)


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Published on August 28, 2015 00:23

August 20, 2015

The Dog Days – Over 40 Books on Sale or for Free!

Hi folks! It’s time for another Support Indie Authors sponsored book promotion!



There is an amazing sale happening! Over 40 books are being offered on sale or for FREE! Breakers of the Code is one of the lovely titles, and the sale starts tomorrow! (So sucks to waiting!)



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There is so much being offered, so I am going to let you know more about everyone involved!



Charles Edward Hash


Hello, Charles! Tell us a little about yourself!

I’ve always liked to explore the darker, grittier side of life, travelling vicariously to places that hide from the daylight. I’m generally a cheerful, happy person that opens an internal portal to the dark side of humanity when I write. I don’t believe ‘the good old days’ ever existed.


What books will you be offering for the promotion?

Nascent Decay, Blood in the Water, Promises of Eden, Transcendence, The Nightmare Virus: Slow Burn and Desperation.


What genre or genres would best describe what you are offering?

A wide variety of genres and styles propped up with a spine of horror.


Can you tell us a little about what we might expect from reading your work?

I strive for realistic characters with flaws and failings that generate moral conflicts, and then place them into an unreal environment. Misdirection and theatrics, along with drama and tension; some broken rules as well. I try to write with a flashlight in the fog, illuminating sporadic fragments until the whole is revealed.


Since this is the Dog Days Doldrums Buster, please tell us; if you were a dog, what kind of a dog would you be?

I would be a stray mutt. Probably old and mangy too.


Where can readers find out more about you and your books?

Facebook:https://www.facebook.com/The.Goddess.of.Decay

Twitter: https://twitter.com/DecayingGoddess



Ann Livi Andrews


Hello, Ann! Tell us a little about yourself!

I am a mother first, Supreme Overlord second, and a writer third. It’s my dream to see Indie Authors looked upon fondly and respectfully instead of as “watering down the system.” Above all, I want to get my stories written down so that my children can enjoy them in the future.


What books will you be offering for the promotion?

Jack (Book 2 of Rehab for Superheroes)

Em (Book 3 of Rehab for Superheroes)

Dakota (Book 4 of Rehab for Superheroes)


What genre or genres would best describe your work?

Superhero Fiction, Graphic Novels


Can you tell us a little about what we might expect from reading your work?

My Rehab for Superheroes series is about the not so glamorous lives of people endowed with special abilities. All they want is to live out their lives peacefully, but one man is doing everything he can to stop that from happening.


Since this is the Dog Days Doldrums Buster, please tell us; if you were a dog, what kind of a dog would you be?

A Saint Bernard. Right. Probably a Pomeranian or a Shih Tzu. I look small, but I will ferociously defend what’s precious to me.


Where can readers find out more about you and your books?

Website: http://www.annliviandrews.com/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/AnnLiviAndrews

Twitter: https://twitter.com/AnnLiviAndrews



Cory Abernathy


Hello, Cory! Tell us a little about yourself!

Cory Abernathy recently published his first novel, ‘Ogden’, set in his home town in Illinois. His varied writing interests include thriller, suspense, horror, and fantasy. He is currently working on his second novel to be published in 2016.Cory’s writing style is fast-paced and he enjoys providing multiple perspectives throughout his novels.


What book will you be offering for the promotion?

Ogden


What genre or genres would best describe what you are offering?

Horror/Dystopian


Can you tell us a little about what we might expect from reading your work?

Cory’s writing style is fast-paced and he enjoys providing multiple perspectives throughout his novels. Most stories affect multiple people and he really tries to provide viewpoints from several characters as the story progresses. Cory’s book, ‘Ogden’, is a quick read with an intense climax.


Since this is the Dog Days Doldrums Buster, please tell us; if you were a dog, what kind of a dog would you be?

Definitely a Siberian Husky & German Shepard mix; just like my own dog, Indy, who appears in this novel.


Where can readers find out more about you and your books?

Twitter: twitter.com/Cory_Abernathy



CB Archer


Hello, CB! Tell us a little about yourself!

Creator of the Annals of Gentalia video game world, and purveyor of fine Elfrotica.


What book will you be offering for the promotion?

Breakers of the Code (Book 1 of the Anders’ Quest Series)


What genre or genres would best describe your work?

Elfrotica. (Funny & lighthearted Fantasy themed Erotica)


Can you tell us a little about what we might expect from reading your work?

A spunky pantsless elf, a deeply penetrating plot full of hard choices, recklessly geeky video game humour, Male/Male situations, and vigorous monster banging!


Since this is the Dog Days Doldrums Buster, please tell us; if you were a dog, what kind of a dog would you be?

I would like to be Fenrir, the wolf that has an epic battle with Odin at Ragnarök. I mean, have you seen Odin? He has a badass eyepatch, a legendary spear, and abs that go on for eons. Who wouldn’t want to bite off a piece of that?


Where can readers find out more about you and your books?

Twitter: https://twitter.com/cb_archer

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/annalsofgentalia

GoodReads: http://www.goodreads.com/author/show/13984980.C_B_Archer



Ellison Blackburn


Hello, Ellison! Tell us a little about yourself!

A writer of fiction, sideline poet, and collector of vintage thingamabobs, Ellison Blackburn is also the internationally published author of Regeneration X and scribbler of current work-in-progress, Progeny, book two of the Regeneration Chronicles.


What book will you be offering for the promotion?

Regeneration X (Regeneration Chronicles #1)


What genre or genres would best describe your work?

Science Fiction / Medical Fiction / Visionary Fiction


Can you tell us a little about what we might expect from reading your work?

Regeneration X is a story about having choices and dealing with the consequences; creating new memories and letting others fade; and making sacrifices in pursuit of happiness. At one time or another, you’ve probably said or thought, “In hindsight, …” So, what happens when ‘To have been’ becomes something that can be changed? Journey with Charlotte her on a quest, and you’ll be asking, “If I could change the past, would I?”


Since this is the Dog Days Doldrums Buster, please tell us; if you were a dog, what kind of a dog would you be?

Dog children are often very similar to their human parents, therefore I would be a Schnauzer.


Where can readers find out more about you and your books?

Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/ellisonblackburn

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ellisonblackburn

Twitter: https://twitter.com/ellis_blackburn



S. L. Bynum


Hello, S.L.! Tell us a little about yourself!

S. L. Bynum is 26, and her dream has been to become a novelist since she was sixteen. Besides books, she loves dancing, warm weather, and desserts. She lives in Greensboro, North Carolina with her family.


What book will you be offering for the promotion?

Grim Crush


What genre or genres would best describe your work?

YA paranormal romance


Can you tell us a little about what we might expect from reading your work?

A sweet romance that shows how love can transcend the boundary between life and death. The female lead is a feisty grim reaper, and the male lead is a sexy Native American. There is also an unexpected twist at the end that will be explored further in the sequel!


Since this is the Dog Days Doldrums Buster, please tell us; if you were a dog, what kind of a dog would you be?

A Shih Tzu, they’re so cute and cuddly!


Where can readers find out more about you and your books?

Twitter: https://twitter.com/writerSLBynum

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/authorSLBynum?_rdr=p

Website- http://slbynum.wix.com/author



Janice Croom


Hello, Janice! Tell us a little about yourself!

Janice Croom is the author of the Kadence MacBride Mysteries. Toni Morrison said, “If there’s a book you want to read and it hasn’t been written, you must write it.” Janice has written the books she’s always wanted to read and hopes you enjoy reading them as much as she’s enjoyed writing them.


What book will you be offering for the promotion?

Death of an Idiot Boss


What genre or genres would best describe your work?

Amateur sleuth murder mystery


Can you tell us a little about what we might expect from reading your work?

Kadence MacBride is smashing the glass ceiling with her size ten pumps until she’s waylaid by murder. Death of an Idiot Boss is a humorous character driven mystery. If you like an amateur sleuth with attitude, you’ll love Kadence MacBride.


Since this is the Dog Days Doldrums Buster, please tell us; if you were a dog, what kind of a dog would you be?

If I were a dog, I’d an Old English Sheepdog not because I’m from the UK. I’m not despite being a huge fan of the BBC, Dr. Who and Death in Paradise being two of my absolute favorites. I’d be an Old English Sheepdog because they’re noted for their alertness and agility. As an indie author I have to be constantly alert to changes in the marketplace and agile enough to change as the market does.


Where can readers find out more about you and your books?

Website: http://www.janicecroom.com

Facebook: http://bit.ly/Janice_Croom_books_facebook



Dwayne Fry


Hello, Dwayne! Tell us a little about yourself!

I’m a forty-eight year old Iowa native. I wrote my first book at the age of eleven, but did not truly get interested in writing until I was in my early twenties. I am Independently published as I do not believe any publishing house would be overly interested in my quirky stories.


What book will you be offering for the promotion?

Happy Clown Burger, Volume One


What genre or genres would best describe what you are offering?

Humor / satire / flash fiction


Can you tell us a little about what we might expect from reading your work?

Seventeen tales about Happy Clown Burger, each story being exactly one thousand words long. The tales look at the humorous side of fast food, sometimes from the customer’s point of view, sometimes from the workers’. A few of the stories are just downright weird.


Since this is the Dog Days Doldrums Buster, please tell us; if you were a dog, what kind of a dog would you be?

A bulldog


Where can readers find out more about you and your books?

Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/8471544.Dwayne_Fry

Facebook:https://www.facebook.com/dwayne.fry.author?ref=hl



Anna Eleonora Haglund Hellström (A.E. Hellstorm)


Hello, A.E.! Tell us a little about yourself!

I’m born in Sweden to a Swedish mother and a Norwegian father. Parts of my childhood were spent in Portugal and Greece, before my husband and I moved to Canada in 2005. Ever since I learnt how to write, I’ve been writing the stories that visit me whenever they see a chance, but it’s not until now that I actually manage to finish them.


What book will you be offering for the promotion?

In the Hands of the Unknown, the first book in the series of The Field Researchers of the Golden Fleece Society.


What genre or genres would best describe what you are offering?

A mix between horror, urban fantasy, and relationship drama.


Can you tell us a little about what we might expect from reading your work?

We get to follow Miriam; FBI-agent and Field Researcher of the secretive Golden Fleece Society, on a murder investigation that takes her and her colleagues into a world of supernatural weirdness and danger.


Since this is the Dog Days Doldrums Buster, please tell us; if you were a dog, what kind of a dog would you be?

I would be a rescue dog; a mutt, with lots of Golden Retriever in the mix.


Where can readers find out more about you and your books?

FB page about the Field Researchers: https://www.facebook.com/groups/448159125340507/?fref=ts

Website: http://www.hellhagproductions.com/

Twitter: twitter.com/Noarenne



Bill Jacks


Hello, Bill! Tell us a little about yourself!

Bill Jacks is a writer of humor-fiction that might be deemed “satire,” were it a bit classier or in some way appropriate. Prior to a career in words, Bill earned money as an artist and nearly starved to death. He is a basset hound enthusiast and aficionado of flannel.


What book will you be offering for the promotion?

Confederate Chipmunks & Carny Cooter


What genre or genres would best describe your work?

humor/fiction


Can you tell us a little about what we might expect from reading your work?

A reader can expect something a bit shorter than usual; short, but filled to capacity, jam-packed and vacuum sealed with the same amount of consideration a sane person might lend to a girthy novel. A reader can expect to be overwhelmed, caught unawares by the gooey absurdity which pumps without cease directly into and all over their face—a wacky swamp bukkake. But most importantly—assuming a sense of humor is present—a reader can expect to laugh, violently, to the effect of bowel movement or hernia, god willing.


Since this is the Dog Days Doldrums Buster, please tell us; if you were a dog, what kind of a dog would you be?

I would be a basset hound, obviously—the resemblance is uncanny.


Where can readers find out more about you and your books?

Twitter: twitter.com/AuthorJacks

Facebook:https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100010134121190



Andreas Laurencius


Hello, Andreas! Tell us a little about yourself!

I’m a medical doctor. I have a dream. That dream is your dream too.


What book will you be offering for the promotion?

Genesis


What genre or genres would best describe what you are offering?

Literary Fiction, Apocalyptic/Post-Apocalyptic.


Can you tell us a little about what we might expect from reading your work?

The meaning of life.


Since this is the Dog Days Doldrums Buster, please tell us; if you were a dog, what kind of a dog would you be?

A golden retriever.


Where can readers find out more about you and your books?

Website: www.andreaslaurencius.com (coming soon)

Facebook: www.facebook.com/andreas.laurencius

Goodreads:https://www.goodreads.com/andreaslaurencius



Virginia McClain


Hello, Virginia! Tell us a little about yourself!

Virginia loves to travel, practice martial arts, and spend as much of her time playing in the wilderness as she can. She works hard to make her fiction as adventurous as her life and her life as adventurous as her fiction. Both take a lot of imagination.


What book will you be offering for the promotion?

Rain on a Summer’s Afternoon: A Collection of Short Stories


What genre or genres would best describe what you are offering?

Mixed! Fantasy, action/adventure, humor, suspense…


Can you tell us a little about what we might expect from reading your work?

Dark, sometimes humorous fantasy in which women kick a lot of ass. These short stories are a bite sized introduction to my work. If you like them you might enjoy my full length works, the first of which is available now: Blade’s Edge.


Since this is the Dog Days Doldrums Buster, please tell us; if you were a dog, what kind of a dog would you be?

A mutt with traces of husky, german shepherd, and likely a dash of wolf.


Where can readers find out more about you and your books?

website: http://virginiamcclain.com

twitter: http://twitter.com/gwendamned

facebook: http://facebook.com/virginiamcclainauthor



Christina McMullen


Hello, Christina! Tell us a little about yourself!

I’m a science fiction and urban fantasy author who may or may not be a robot. When I’m not writing, I’m reading and supporting other fabulous indie authors, experimenting with vegan cooking, and enjoying art and travel. I currently live in Texas with my husband and three mutts.


What books will you be offering for the promotion?

Going Green, Kind of Like Life, The Eyes of The Sun, Dissonant, Past Life Strife, Splitsville, & You Wish (the last three being part of the series Rise of the Discordant)


What genre or genres would best describe what you are offering?

Urban Fantasy, Science Fiction, Dystopian, Humor & Satire, Young Adult, and often all of those at once.


Can you tell us a little about what we might expect from reading your work?

Nearly all of my books, regardless of genre, involve me putting my own unique spin on a known theme. Everything I write has a hint of humor, including my heavier works, so expect an unexpected chuckle or two. But most of all, remember that I don’t like to be fenced in by expectations.


Since this is the Dog Days Doldrums Buster, please tell us; if you were a dog, what kind of a dog would you be?

One that sheds quite a bit. I’ve been compared to an Afghan Hound on more than one occasion, but I’m not sure how I feel about that.


Where can readers find out more about you and your books?

Blog: mcmullenwrites.blogspot.com

Facebook:https://www.facebook.com/mcmullenwrites

Twitter:https://twitter.com/mcmullenwrites



Maurice G. Miller


Hello, Maurice! Tell us a little about yourself!

Maurice has been involved in the creative arts since his teenage years, mostly as a musician. The artistic role models that he has come to admire were those authors, musicians, and philosophers that wrote the books, poetry, lyrics, and music that touched and moved the souls of generations. Counted among his favorites authors are J.D. Salinger, Earnest Hemingway, Dante Alighieri, and Kahlil Gibran.


What book will you be offering for the promotion?

The Budapest Experiment


What genre or genres would best describe your work?

International Thriller


Can you tell us a little about what we might expect from reading your work?

The Budapest Experiment is set in 1991, during the dawn of the Post-Communist era in Hungary. The plot follows an adventurous American entrepreneur, as he is seduced by the Russian Mob into the “darker side” of Budapest’s business landscape during a period of tumultuous change. This captivating thriller weaves business, politics, seduction, power, and religion into a compelling tale of international intrigue.


Since this is the Dog Days Doldrums Buster, please tell us; if you were a dog, what kind of a dog would you be?

Doberman


Where can readers find out more about you and your books?

Twitter: https://twitter.com/mauricegmiller

Facebook: http://on.fb.me/1Jbkxel

Google +: http://bit.ly/1N1Jmdv




D.E. Morris


Hello, D.E.! Tell us a little about yourself!

D.E. Morris has been a sci-fi junkie and geek his whole life, and has an admitted obsession for Doctor Who. He published “Aliens in the Gift Shop” in 2013, and it has received excellent reviews on Amazon. Current influences include Douglas Adams and Steven Moffat.


What book will you be offering for the promotion?

Aliens and the Race to Earth


What genre or genres would best describe what you are offering?

Sci-Fi / Adventure


Can you tell us a little about what we might expect from reading your work?

Ancient aliens, a terrifying weapon, and Earth caught in the crosshairs. Adventure and humor mix to create an exciting story with hostile aliens, strange planets, and the surprising origin of a famous Earth landmark.


Since this is the Dog Days Doldrums Buster, please tell us; if you were a dog, what kind of a dog would you be?

Jack Russell terrier, no hesitation.


Where can readers find out more about you and your books?

Website: www.authordemorris.com

Twitter: twitter.com/author_demorris

Goodreads: www.goodreads.com/demorris



Andrew Neff


Hello, Andrew! Tell us a little about yourself!

I’m generally playful and amiable. I love most forms of creativity including 2D and 3D art, music composition, and creative writing. I’m also interested in advances in science and technology, the potential of how it affects us, both the positive and negative implications.


What book will you be offering for the promotion?

The Mind Game Company – The Players


What genre or genres would best describe what you are offering?

Contemporary fiction, soft & hard sci-fi, mystery, romance


Can you tell us a little about what we might expect from reading your work?

You will experience a multifaceted world of telepathy. Prattling mind stalkers and a reluctantly exposed and challenged captive, looking for answers. Engaging dialog, revealing programs and mind games, ranging from insidious to playful bantering. Aberrant romance and more.


Since this is the Dog Days Doldrums Buster, please tell us; if you were a dog, what kind of a dog would you be?

Comfy Chair Dog – a Siberian Husky if you need to know with a smudge of whipped cream on my snout and an empty pie pan I nudged under my recliner.


Where can readers find out more about you and your books?

Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/13160940.Andrew_Neff

Amazon author profile: http://www.amazon.com/Andrew-Neff/e/B00SDF66Q6/ref=ntt_dp_epwbk_0



Douglas Schwartz


Hello, Douglas! Tell us a little about yourself!

Doug works in the software industry, but would love to one day solely focus on his two favorite pastimes: writing absurd fiction and designing tabletop games. His wife and two kids support his dreams. Won’t you?


What books will you be offering for the promotion?

Checkered Scissors

Pickled Bananas and Other Schwartz Stories


What genre or genres would best describe your work?

Absurd fantasy


Can you tell us a little about what we might expect from reading your work?

A light read overflowing with creative imagery and an intelligent sense of humor.


Since this is the Dog Days Doldrums Buster, please tell us; if you were a dog, what kind of a dog would you be?

Doug would be a talking dog that wears pants.


Where can readers find out more about you and your books?

Website: http://www.checkeredscissors.com

Twitter: https://twitter.com/CheckerScissors

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/CheckeredScissors



Susan Stafford


Hello, Susan! Tell us a little about yourself!

Had a great childhood growing up in Key West, Fl & going barefoot must of the time. I currently live in Central Florida & have to wear shoes every day as I work in the court system.


What book will you be offering for the promotion?

Trouble in the Keys


What genre or genres would best describe your work?

Mystery


Can you tell us a little about what we might expect from reading your work?

My books take place in the Florida Keys & involve two female leads who own The Dream Shop & Daydream Spa. Entertaining beach reads??


Since this is the Dog Days Doldrums Buster, please tell us; if you were a dog, what kind of a dog would you be?

If I were a dog I’d be a mutt that loves to swim


Where can readers find out more about you and your books?

Goodreads:https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/521888.Susan_Stafford

Amazon Author Profile:http://www.amazon.com/Susan-Stafford/e/B00IU1NMGU/ref=sr_ntt_srch_lnk_2?qid=1439238808&sr=8-2-spell



Mike Vavrinak


Hello, Mike! Tell us a little about yourself!

Born in Youngstown Ohio in 1966, currently living in Lancaster with my beautiful wife Glaiza. Currently writing my second novel and, sadly, seem to be losing my battle against pizza, damn that cheesy goodness!


What book will you be offering for the promotion?

Rebecca


What genre or genres would best describe your work?

Paranormal horror novel about vampires.


Can you tell us a little about what we might expect from reading your work?

My book is a vampire/horror novel, but the focus is more on the inter-personal relationships that developed between the characters over time. There is, of course, horror and blood and some erotica – it IS a vampire novel after all, but the overall story is one of emotional growth, or lack of it. The premise of the book to me was – when our dreams come true, why can’t that be enough?


Since this is the Dog Days Doldrums Buster, please tell us; if you were a dog, what kind of a dog would you be?

I would be spoiled rotten, that’s what dogs do.


Where can readers find out more about you and your books?

Website: http://www.rebeccathenovel.com/



D. R. Oestreicher


Hello, D.R.! Tell us a little about yourself!

I started as a Computer Science researcher when things like compilers, graphics, user interfaces, and even email, were mysterious and unsolved. Next, I moved to Silicon Valley to work on the bleeding edge of technology – software, hardware, and biotech. Finally in retirement I am a K-12 teacher, world traveler, and writer.


What book will you be offering for the promotion?

Plague of Equals


What genre or genres would best describe what you are offering?

Plague of Equals is a Science Thriller


Can you tell us a little about what we might expect from reading your work?

Plague of Equals is a multi-threaded story of a global plague that appears to target pregnant women causing miscarriages. This is a mystery of epidemiology and biology. Many of the people trying to solve the mystery are scientists, doing what scientists do: ignoring the politics and searching for the truth.


Since this is the Dog Days Doldrums Buster, please tell us; if you were a dog, what kind of a dog would you be?

I would be a mongrel agility dog, full of energy and joy, and always looking for a new challenge. After a tough trial, I’d always answer the question: “Never again, or faster next time?” with faster, much faster.


Where can readers find out more about you and your books?

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/pages/D-R-Oestreicher/362821597224813

Twiter:https://twitter.com/d_r_oestreicher

Website: http://justcallitresearch.wordpress.com/



May Sage


Hello, May! Tell us a little about yourself!

Hi, I’m May, twenty-something living in the middle of nowhere blablabla, what matters isn’t me, it’s what I write. And the answer to that is: Absolutely everything, from dystopia to romance and revisited fairytales. I’ve been writing stories since I was a little girl but it’s only recently that I’ve decided to publish; I just grew tired of your general weak heroine and the usual plot girl-meets-boy-the-end so, I give you: And then.


What book will you be offering for the promotion?

And then, I died.


What genre or genres would best describe what you are offering?

Romance and suspense.


Can you tell us a little about what we might expect from reading your work?

A kick ass heroine, an intelligent, three dimensional (and hot. Do I need to say hot?) businessman who needs a knight in shining armour a realistic. And then will surprise you, entertain you and if I did my job right, make you want to throw your kindle at a wall.


Since this is the Dog Days Doldrums Buster, please tell us; if you were a dog, what kind of a dog would you be?

Ladies, please. I sooo am the black poodle from 101 Dalmatians.


Where can readers find out more about you and your books?

Facebook:https://www.facebook.com/maysage.author



Riley Amos Westbrook and Sara Lynn Westbrook


Hello, Riley and Sara! Tell us a little about yourselves!

Riley is an ex-Certified Nurses Assistant that was hurt on the job, and now writes to keep himself occupied.

Sara is the lovely woman who keeps him in line, while also translating Riley’s ramblings into English.


What books will you be offering for the promotion?

The False Titanbringer, a part of my Breath of the Titans series. I’m offering the entire collection in one work, so you’re getting all three!


What genre or genres would best describe what you are offering?

High Fantasy


Can you tell us a little about what we might expect from reading your work?

An imagination filled journey following a half-dragon. You will conquer the Orc tribes, bringing them under your command. And you’ll bring down the False Titanbringer!


Since this is the Dog Days Doldrums Buster, please tell us; if you were a dog, what kind of a dog would you be?

Easily a Bull Mastiff. Big and scary looking, but all fluffy on the inside.


Where can readers find out more about you and your books?

Twitter:https://twitter.com/donttouchmyshi1

Blog:RileyAmosWestbrook.wordpress.com

Goodreads:https://www.goodreads.com/sonshinegreene



P.D. Workman


Hello, P.D.! Tell us a little about yourself!

For as long as P. D. Workman can remember, the blank page has held an incredible allure. After a number of false starts, she finally wrote her first complete novel at the age of twelve. It was full of fantastic ideas. It was the spring board for many stories over the next few years. Then, forty-some novels later, P.D. Workman finally decided to start publishing.


What books will you be offering for the promotion?

Tattooed Teardrops

Lion Within


What genre or genres would best describe your work?

Tattooed Teardrops – Young Adult Contemporary

Lion Within – Literary Fiction/Psychological


Can you tell us a little about what we might expect from reading your work?

I write riveting young adult and suspense fiction about mental illness, addiction, and abuse.


Since this is the Dog Days Doldrums Buster, please tell us; if you were a dog, what kind of a dog would you be?

When I was little, I had an imaginary basset hound, so let’s go with that!


Where can readers find out more about you and your books?

Website: http://pdworkman.com

twitter: twitter.com/pdworkmanauthor

facebook: facebook.com/pdworkmanauthor



BB Wynter


Hello, BB! Tell us a little about yourself!

I’m an author and illustrator currently residing under the grey, morose skies of England. At the moment, I’m immersing myself within paintings and sketches that give life to the realm of The Lament of Sky. I like to drink all kinds of tea and have a constant craving for honey.


What book will you be offering for the promotion?

The Lament of Sky


What genre or genres would best describe your work?

Dark Fantasy/Gothic/Epic Fantasy


Can you tell us a little about what we might expect from reading your work?

Gods, Monsters, Cabbage Fairies, Jester-Pirates, Glass Airships, Horror and Magic


Since this is the Dog Days Doldrums Buster, please tell us; if you were a dog, what kind of a dog would you be?

Ginger King Charles


Where can readers find out more about you and your books?

Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/11296543.B_B_Wynter

Website: https://bbwynter.wordpress.com

Twitter: https://twitter.com/bb_wynter



Erin Zarro


Hello, Erin! Tell us a little about yourself!

Erin Zarro is an Indie novelist, fine art photographer, and lover of scary things. She decided she wanted to be a writer at a young age, and ended up studying journalism and photography in college. She works as an office manager, is married to her own Prince Charming, and is owned by a cat who she’s convinced is actually a vampire.


What books will you be offering for the promotion?

Fey Touched, book 1 of the Fey Touched series

Grave Touched, book 2 of the Fey Touched series


What genre or genres would best describe what you are offering?

Science fantasy


Can you tell us a little about what we might expect from reading your work?

A blend of sci-fi and fantasy. Romance, because love rocks, action, and twists. Also genetically engineered fey and ghosts that possess the living so they can have bodies.


Since this is the Dog Days Doldrums Buster, please tell us; if you were a dog, what kind of a dog would you be?

Definitely a German Shepherd. There is a German Shepherd in the Fey Touched books named Pixie (who’s psychic and telepathic) and she is based on my favorite dog ever who is a German Shepherd. His name is Kipper and he’s my boy. If I were a dog, I’d want to be just like him so we could play together. (Also? I have a hard time remembering how to spell “shepherd” and have to look it up like, a zillion times.)


Where can readers find out more about you and your books?

Twitter: twitter.com/ekendall

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ErinZarro

Website: http://www.erinzarro.com




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Published on August 20, 2015 11:03

August 17, 2015

The e-Book Cover Design Awards over at http://www.thebook...

The e-Book Cover Design Awards over at http://www.thebookdesigner.com have been something I had followed for some time. They provided much insight when I was designing my cover, and are just a great resource for anyone thinking of making their own covers.


This month, someone may have ended up in the submissions. I was happy to get a positive comment even. Check them out!


http://www.thebookdesigner.com/2015/08/e-book-cover-design-awards-july-2015/#more-38183


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Published on August 17, 2015 09:37