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November 17, 2023

Commercialization of Thanksgiving

As the holiday fast approaches, I started thinking of how much further from the original meaning this holiday has traveled. Not unlike Christmas, the commercialization of this holiday has traveled a long road. Second only to Christmas in food sales, last year’s sales the week prior to Thanksgiving amounted to 2.8 billion in sales, up from 2 billion the year before and 1.3 billion the year before that. Over the years, this particular holiday doesn’t just mean a booming business for grocery stores, but people go all out on table decorations, food drives result in the increase of those ridiculous turkey costumes, and restaurants often have a special holiday meal for people like my wife and I who are too lazy to cook for just two people. Even Hallmark profits with Thanksgiving cards. That got me thinking about how far we’ve actually come from that first holiday, which resulted in…you guessed it, a little bit of Google research on some interesting facts that you may or may not know about the origins of the holiday.

Here they are in no particular order:

It was unlikely that a turkey was actually served at the very first Thanksgiving in 1621. While there aren’t any records on the menu, Historians surmise it was most likely deer, fish, and shellfish as the main protein. There were also likely many local vegetables such as onions, beans, lettuce, spinach, cabbage, and possibly peas and corn. No mashed potatoes or potatoes of any kind, including sweet potatoes. Fruits were also likely to be at the first Thanksgiving, and those local to the area included blueberries, plums, grapes, gooseberries, raspberries, and, of course, cranberries. However, it was unlikely that cranberries were into any form of jell or sauce.Pumpkins, yes, including other squash. Pies, nope. Since the pilgrims lacked butter or wheat flower, they were unable to make pie crusts. They might have created a sweet treat by hollowing out pumpkins, filling the shells with milk, honey, and spices to make a custard, and then roasting the gourds whole in hot ashes.The first Thanksgiving was in 1621, and it was likely that the indigenous peoples far surpassed the pilgrims in numbers. In fact, the colonists were likely outnumbered by more than two to one. The winter prior to the first Thanksgiving was particularly harsh, and about 78% of the women who came over from the Mayflower perished. According to historical records, there were 22 men, 4 women, and 25 children or teens.The tradition of football on the holiday started in 1876 with a game between Yale and Princeton, viewed by a sparse crowd. Yale won. By the middle of the 1880s, the legendary rivalry became a major social event attended by thousands.Prior to Thanksgiving, the Wampanoag peoples negotiated a treaty with the colonists in March of 1621. This peace accord would be honored for the next fifty years. It was the indigenous people who helped the colonists survive by teaching them to plant crops and where to fish and hunt. As a result, Governor William Bradford and the other settlers invited the Wampanoags for a feast that is now known as Thanksgiving. Historians believe that the peace treaty was negotiated as a means of survival because earlier experience with European traders included being kidnapped and sold into slavery and bringing a plague that devastated the Wampanoag peoples, leaving them vulnerable to the Narragansett peoples who had not been as affected by the disease.

Since Thanksgiving remains one of my favorite holidays because it always represented food and family, I wrote a Thanksgiving short that just so happens to include the badass women from The Organization, which is featured in my recent trilogy. Want to check out that short or the trilogy, you know the drill, just click the links below!

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Published on November 17, 2023 06:17

November 10, 2023

The Middle Finger

The other day, I was doing my daily scroll through Facebook and came across a post that showed an article about the history of the middle finger. Well…of course that caught my interest because I love researching history, especially oddities or origin stories. And what is more fascinating than where profane gestures came from? For Italians like myself, we love gesturing. We do it with our hands all the time when talking. It’s all about the passion. And, of course, Italians have a much more dramatic gesture for f%&k you. We use our entire fist and both arms to demonstrate our displeasure. But…that is getting off the track.

According to the article, before the battle of Angincourt in 1415, the French decided it was a good idea to cut off the middle finger of the English soldiers. Why? Because without a middle finger, the soldiers would have difficulty drawing their famous longbow, making it difficult to fight. Drawing the longbow was known as “plucking the yew.” It didn’t quite work out for the French and the English began to taunt their foes by waving their middle finger and saying, “pluck yew.” Since “pluck yew” was apparently difficult to say, it evolved to, “f%&k you.” Now, of course, I had to do research on this to make sure this is really the origin of the middle finger and its universal meaning. And low and behold, there are numerous other versions, so definitely not an agreement on this. In fact, in 1999, Snopes declared this plucky story (pun intended) false. Here are the alternatives:

The middle finger represented a phallus (no surprise there) and thus, in the 1800s, gained increasing recognition as a sign of disrespect used by artists, musicians, politicians, and other celebrities. Again, the Italians have the middle finger beat by a mile since we use an entire fist!Dating back to ancient Rome, scholars call the English Soldier story complete bollocks. They insist that, once again, it originated in 400 BC, again representing an erect phallus and sexual aggression and a threat to whomever it was directed to. “The decorative use of the image of Priapus matched the Roman use of images of male genitalia for warding off evil. The Roman gesture ‘made by extending the third finger from a closed fist,’ thus made the same threat by forming a similarly phallic shape.”The gesture first appeared in ancient Greece. There are a couple of instances cited, including, according to this article, the first known use in 330 BC in Laertius’s Lives of Eminent Philosophers. The philosopher and critic Diogenes presents his middle finger to demonstrate his disdain for Demosthenes, a prominent Greek statesman and orator. Then it appears again in 419 BC in the bawdy Greek play, The Clouds by Greek playwright Aristophanes’s 419, where Strepsiades extends the finger towards Socrates and then proceeds to waggle his penis at him.Back to Rome…where it was referred to as the digitus impudicus, or “indecent finger.” The emperor Caligula supposedly mocked his subjects by forcing them to kiss his middle finger. Cassius, one of the subjects, got him back, though, when he assassinated the emperor. Another story from ancient Rome is that Augustus Caesar punished an actor who flipped the bird to a heckling audience member by banishing him from Rome.

One of these days, I’m going to research the origin “not giving a f%&k” or double the insult, two f%&ks. Ironically, I believe that the kind of badass character I might write would give the middle finger and have the cavalier attitude of not giving a f%&k. But isn’t flipping the bird doing just that…giving some a f%&k? My Asset Management series is full of characters who both don’t give a f&%k and present the middle finger to their adversaries, both metaphorically and literally. You know the drill if you want to read about those characters…just click the links below!

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Published on November 10, 2023 07:10

November 3, 2023

Marketing Badge

I was scrolling through Facebook posts this past week and noticed a friend had achieved a #1 ranking, and I congratulated them on their achievement. The author responded by stating that the ranking was short-lived. I replied that they should take the win because nothing in life is forever. If only I could take that advice for myself. It has long been my goal to receive that best seller badge, and technically, I have, but I don’t count it because it wasn’t for either Lesbian Romance or Lesbian Fiction, and it was only in the “New Releases” category. I’ve come close several times, reaching the #2 spot and not just in the “New Releases” category or in the lesser-known categories like LGBT Science Fiction and LGBT Action and Adventure, which was where I achieved those Best Seller badges. For whatever reason, I don’t count that. I also don’t count when I achieved that in LGBTQ+ Thrillers and Suspense for new releases in audio. I should be satisfied that I’ve achieved the top ten or top five on multiple occasions, but again, I don’t count those successes. Thus, I’ve never believed that I could honestly state I am a best-selling author.

I’ve seen many authors use both “award-winning author” and “best-selling author” in their marketing. Because I’ve won a Goldie and several Lesfic Bard awards, I felt I could add that badge to my marketing, but I’ve never felt comfortable using the best-selling author badge. Why? Because the books I actually got the new release best seller badges for were two of my lowest-selling books (ironically, I have a soft spot for both of them and believed them to be some of my better work). I thought that would be cheating, dishonest, and false marketing. I’m not sure how realistic my goal will be because I’m not sure how many more books I have inside me. I’m not getting any younger. Add to that the post I saw regarding how infrequently books that are not on Kindle Unlimited make it into the top twenty, and I’m pretty sure that ship has sailed! I’ve wondered how other authors and readers perceive those marketing badges. Does it really help to sell books? Or are we kidding ourselves that those marketing badges are important? Like those books that made it into those obscure categories as a best seller, a relatively recent book that won two awards was also one of my worst sellers. So, my guess is that they don’t really mean all that much! Letting go of that goal to reach the #1 spot for Lesbian Romance or Lesbian Fiction might be a whole lot easier than I thought!

Want to know which books legitimately made it into the top five? They include, Artist Free Zone, Sculpting Her Heart, Asset Management, Inspiration Takes a Vacation, and Locked Inside. Were they my best books…hard to say…but at least they were all books that sold a decent number of copies! Want to check those books out or any others…you know the drill…just click the links below!

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October 27, 2023

National Black Cat Day

As I was struggling to come up with a blog topic for the day, I decided to scan the news (it’s often where I get my blog ideas). What could be more perfect when Halloween is around the corner than an article talking about National Black Cat Day (which is today). Considering I have two beautiful boys, who are all black cats, and I wrote a free Halloween short featuring a black kitten who becomes a vampire pussy cat, I figured, why the hell not write about National Black Cat Day and give everyone a gift of a link to that short story as a kind of early Halloween treat. The article gives a bit of information about the origination of black cats and their association with witches, devil worship, bad luck, death, and Halloween.

Here’s what I discovered on the topic:

Our fascination with cats goes back to the Ancient Egyptians, who believed that cats were the embodiment of the deity Bastet–the Goddess of protection and motherhood. Because of this, killing a cat was an offense punishable by death. Hmmm…I don’t necessarily disagree with that punishment!The ancient Greeks associated cats with Hecate, who was the goddess of magic, witchcraft, the night, light, ghosts, necromancy, and the moon. She was also the goddess and protector of the oikos (the household to include family) and entranceways. She was able to cross from the underworld to the physical world with ease. The Greeks thought that Hecate kept a cat as both a familiar and a pet, which may be where the original link to witches, magic, etc., occurred.Others believe the turn against cats started in the 13th century and Pope Gregory IX’s proclamation that black cats were a Satanic incarnation. He commanded, “Thou shalt not suffer a cat to live!”Not only did witches literally come under fire after the inquisition gained momentum, but their feline companions were also burnt. Since cats, like women who were accused of witchcraft, tended to disrespect authority, were independent animals, unlike dogs, the men simply could not tolerate that, now could they! Bastards…The correlation between cats and witches continued in colonial America, and the Pilgrims continued to associate black cats with evil and Satanic sympathies. Anyone found to harbor a black cat was severely punished, including receiving a death sentence.The final nail in the black cat coffin was a story by Edgar Allan Poe, published in 1843, called The Black Cat . It was a gruesome tale where a man kills his cat, which then leads him to kill his wife. Killing the cat was supposedly a gateway drug…Yikes. I am glad I never read that story.On one positive note…long ago, black cats were favored because they were great mousers, able to move in the night unseen.Fortunately, more positive representations of black cats can be found in movies like Hocus Pocus and the series The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina .And finally, now only 21% of American cat owners (most likely Trumpers) believe black cats bring bad luck, as opposed to 41% who associate them with good luck. However, the stats for the adoption of black cats are pitiful. They have lower rates of adoption and higher rates of euthanizing. So, please, if you have a chance to adopt a black cat, please do so. My two boys are the sweetest cats ever (Nico, my little bad boy has calmed down considerably), and sooooo beautiful!

My good friend, Ali Spooner, devotes a lot of time to black cats in her Cast Iron Farm Series. If you haven’t read it yet, there are many adorable black cats, a goat, and a dog, besides other memorable characters. Here is a link to my short story: https://www.wattpad.com/1323612536-vampire-pussy-cat-short-story That story features a wonderful little black kitten. As far as other books that I’ve featured cats, the only other one that I can recall has a black cat is The Dream Catcher. I deeply regret the name I gave to that cat because it probably perpetuated the stereotype, but at the time, my precious baby, Nico, was acting out and I sometimes called him my little bad boy. Still love the little bugger, but I should never have named the cat in that book, Satan…To be fair he only acted out, like Nico, when he wasn’t getting the attention he deserved and Heaven, the main character did love him to pieces, just like I adore Nico. Want to check out the furry companions in my books…you know the drill, just click the links below. Oh, and Happy Halloween!

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October 20, 2023

Existential Crisis

The other day, I was having a private online conversation with a friend and lamented about my lack of writing. I don’t feel too much pressure to write since 2024 is already planned out for me because of my spinoff trilogy. But lately, I have seriously considered hanging up my pen, so to speak. In desperation, I pulled the very first manuscript I ever wrote but never submitted to anyone. I had high hopes that I could fix it after learning so much from mentors and editors over the past nine years. I haven’t given up, but so much of the draft is truly crap. The only good news is the realization of how far I’ve come as a writer. This got me thinking…am I having an existential crisis? Not that I knew what an existential crisis really was? So…of course, I did some research on the topic, thinking it has to somehow connect to non-producing authors!

Want to know what an existential crisis is? According to an article I pulled up, “An existential crisis, by definition, refers to the ensemble of feelings and questions we have to do with the meaning and purpose of our life.” They suggest that the answers to those questions aren’t easy to find and can lead to a feeling of being stuck. Well, no shit, Sherlock. Maybe I’m not so off the mark after all. I suppose mine is a targeted existential crisis, related specifically to writing. Instead of questioning the meaning and purpose of my life, I suppose I’m questioning the meaning and purpose of my writing! Apparently, there are five signs to discovering if you’re in the middle of an existential crisis. And they are:

Constant worry. Check. I am constantly worried that my latest book won’t at least break even.Symptoms of anxiety and depression. Well, sort of, I guess. Does not wanting to work out every day count? I admit to missing a whole week and a half when traveling to Las Vegas to see Pink and Brandi Carlile!Decrease in motivation. Oh yeah, this is me. I’m so not motivated to write, work out, or do much of anything besides binge-watching shows with remotely sapphic themes.Low energy levels. While I certainly have this one, it could also be related to a few medical issues that I need to stay on top of.Decrease in social activity. Kind of not a biggie for an introvert…we hate socializing!

Here’s my final assessment…I am indeed having an existential writing crisis, but I’m not sure I want to do anything about it. I guess that means that if anyone wants to read my stuff, you may want to check out my backlog. Don’t expect too much after 2024! The good news is that I’ve written plenty over the years to choose from. So dig in. I dare you!

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Published on October 20, 2023 07:29

October 13, 2023

Most Mammals Are Pretty F$%king Gay!

I love reading the various news stories, especially the human interest ones that stay far away from politics…or do they? This past week I read an article titled, “Turns Out Most Animals Are Pretty Frickin Gay.” Of course that title caught my eye and I knew I had to blog on it. Given the all-out assault on the LGBTQ+ community, I’m sure this article sends the right-wingers into a tailspin. I can almost see the Moms for Liberty clutching their fake pearls. I guess the term, hot monkey sex is perfect for Sapphic Fiction!

Here are the salient points from the article:

Same-sex activity or behavior has been recorded in 1,500 different species from birds to bees.80% of mammals are sexually fluid. Mammals are by far the largest group to engage in same-sex activities.The kinds of activities recorded include courtship, mounting (I’ve seen my cats do that), genital contact, copulation, and pair bonding.The term sexually fluid seemed to be important because many of the species who exhibited same-sex behavior also engaged in same-sex activity with an opposite gender. Animals don’t really label themselves! It seems that only humans feel the need to slap a label on something! Thus same-sex activities in animals don’t dictate sexual orientation.Researchers asked the question why? Since same-sex activities are considered an “evolutionary conundrum.” Those activities don’t ensure the continuation of the species.The theorized reason why, was the most startling hypothesis to me. The researchers believe that same-sex activities play a role in “maintaining social relationships and mitigating conflict.” Maybe we should elect more LGBTQ+ folks or have more LGBTQ+ ambassadors in the world. It has to be better than what’s happening in the world right now!

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October 6, 2023

Bodice Rippers

As happens so often, I was reading a Facebook post questioning the reality of ripping silk panties in a particularly passionate sex scene. Many noted that silk is an incredibly strong material requiring quite a bit of force to rip. Of course that got me thinking about the old comparison between silk and iron and the claim that silk is at least as strong as iron. Of course, this is a somewhat misleading fact, because a strand of silk is very thin, and compared to the same size of iron, it probably isn’t as amazing. This fact is also further clarified by how they measured strength using a tensile strength measurement, which measures the amount of stress a material is able to withstand before breaking. Of course, silk panties are not made of a single strand of silk, thus the strength is legendary. After reading the post, I just had to make a comment, asking the question of whether these modern-day bodice ripper scenes in sapphic fiction actually happen in real life versus a Hollywood version of love and passion or in the mind of an author. Well…I received numerous responses, that, at least in the sapphic community, it does indeed occur, although the responders did clarify that cotton or lace panties rip easily, not necessarily silk. There were also several who indicated a few missing buttons after a particularly passionate coupling. I cheekily responded that I needed to step up my game! To be fair, neither my wife nor I wear panties to rip off! I’ve never read a scene where a woman’s boxer briefs were ripped off, so perhaps I need to write one of those. Butch gals need that kind of passion, too!

I also needed to research the reality of those bodice rippers because I suspected the undergarments were even more difficult to rip than a tiny pair of silk panties. Indeed I was correct. A romance author actually did a demonstration at a Romance Writers of America conference. It took the author over an hour to squeeze into a dozen layers of clothing women of affluence would have worn in the 1860s — stockings, garters, bloomers, chemise, corset, crinoline or hoop skirt, petticoats, a shirtwaist or blouse, skirt, vest and bolero jacket. By the end of ripping off each layer, her suitor would have been too tired to make mad passionate love to her! I suppose a poor woman might have fared better if their fantasy was to have their undergarments ripped apart in a fit of unbridled passion.

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Published on October 06, 2023 08:14

September 29, 2023

The Versatile Swear Word

The other night I was in bed, trying to fall asleep and like many nights I had the strangest thoughts. Yes, I have insomnia. Anyway, I was thinking about how some of my favorite swear words can be at a minimum both nouns and verbs, and perhaps even derivatives could become adverbs or adjectives as well and then my quirky little mind started to spiral. This isn’t going to be a terribly long and drawn out blog. Because although I can certainly ramble, with just the most rudimentary research, you’ll find so much on this topic!

Think about it. Let’s start with f*&k. We all know that can refer to the act of enthusiastic love-making, making it a verb as in, “They f*&ked like rabbits.” Or perhaps another definition of where someone is in big trouble, also a verb. “You’re so f*&ked.” As a noun, “That f*$ker is going down.” Of course, it can also be used as an adjective or adverb. In fact, as Adam Sandler once said, it can almost be every part of a sentence, such as, “F*&k the f*&king f*&kers!” The same can be said for another favorite of mine…Sh$t. I won’t list every example because even though the older I get, the more I feel comfortable talking about bowel movements, others may not share my openness. I’m sure there are other profane words with similar versatility, but not as obvious as everyone’s favorite f-bomb.

That got me thinking how many words can be used as nouns, verbs, adverbs, and adjectives and there is actually another blog on this where the person listed fifty-six words. Rather than list all of them for you, I thought I would simply provide a link to that blog: https://onweb3.wordpress.com/2013/08/14/663/. You gotta love the versatility of the English language. Although, writing this blog I had nightmares about diagramming sentences. Hint: I was never very good at it! I’m not even kidding about this…I had nightmares the very night I was pondering writing about this topic. You know the drill if you want to see how many different ways I’ve used various profanity as nouns, verbs, adverbs, or adjectives. Just click the links below!

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Published on September 29, 2023 07:48

September 22, 2023

Prevailing Myths

I read an article a few weeks ago about the myth that prevails on a remedy for a sting from a jellyfish and began to wonder about all those myths that unfortunately make it into books, movies, and television shows. I was an avid fan of “Friends” and remember the episode where Joey talked about stepping up to pee on Monica after seeing that remedy on the Discovery channel. A few days later I got stung by a wasp and that thing hurt for a full day, then itched for a full week. My wife made a baking soda paste to put on the sting and low and behold after I did research on wasp stings, under the don’ts was put baking soda on a sting! Alas, another myth proved false.

I am embarrassed to admit that one of the most prevalent and enduring myths of all time, made it into Locked Inside, and boy did I hear about it. I haven’t ever changed it, because I want that as a reminder of the fact that no matter how much research we do, and believe me, I did a fuckton on that book, we are going to get things wrong that will pull a reader out of the story and ruin the book for them. The fact that I was not alone in believing that myth, or that 50% of primary and secondary teachers still endorse this myth makes absolutely no difference to an enlightened reader. It’s also interesting to note this myth was the basis for a popular movie in 2014. I tried to learn the origins of the myth (to no avail). I wondered or hoped that perhaps this myth was based on historical beliefs by experts making it reasonably true at that time, since my book was set in 2008. Unfortunately, I could not find evidence of that.

That got me thinking about either language or beliefs that may have been true or more accurately portrayed years ago and how they fit into a reader’s experience when reading a novel that is older or one that is considered historical. For example, what about terminology that would be considered offensive today, but was not only common but acceptable at the time. A biggie that probably shows up in older books are the terms: sexual preference or gay lifestyle. It isn’t a preference or a lifestyle, yet those are the terms I used back in the day. Historical myths are the most fascinating to me, so I did research and found some pretty interesting ones.

Napolean was short. He was 5’7″ which was average for the time.Vikings wore horns on their helmets. Nope, no one has ever found a Viking helmet with a horn on it!Hitler snubbed Jesse Owens at the 1935 Olympics. Owens himself reported that Hitler waved at him and congratulated him. This is not to suggest that Hitler was a decent human being at all…nope he was still an evil, horrible man.Medieval people thought the world was flat. While some probably did and in fact, some idiots still do these days (The Flat Earth Society), scholars and sailors during Medieval times did not believe the world was flat.Castles used boiling oil against enemies. Nope…oil was too expensive to waste, it was boiling water.The War of the Worlds (Orson Welles broadcast that was an adaptation of the novel) caused mass panic. While there were a few isolated instances of calls, they were quickly squashed.George Washington had wooden teeth. They were actually ivory, gold, lead or even other human teeth (ick).Women accused of witchcraft in Salem were burned at the stake. Nope, most were hanged.Marie Antoinette never said, “let them eat cake” in response to the shortage of bread for the poor.Albert Einstein failed math in primary school. Nope, he was at the top of his class.The Declaration of Independence was signed on July 4th…nope, it was actually signed on August 2nd.

Now for the most prevalent myths that may find their way into our books:

Chewing gums and swallowing it stays in your stomach for 5-7 years.We only use 10% of our brain (yup that’s the one that made it into Locked Inside)Wait an hour to go swimming after you eat to avoid cramping.Sitting too close to the TV will cause you to go blind.Shaved hair grows back thicker and darker.Sugar makes children hyper.If you go outside with wet hair on a cold day, you’ll catch a cold. Although this is a myth in its purest form, I read an article that talked about how staying cold and wet could affect a person’s immune system…so perhaps there is some link, just not as direct as we thought.You lose most of your heat through your head. I’ll admit I still thought this was true until I read this because I just feel warmer when I wear a hat and gloves!Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Nope, they are all important!Cracking your knuckles causes arthritis.A penny dropped from the Empire State Building could kill a person. Nope too small to gather enough momentum to do any really damage.You have to wait 24 hours before you can file a missing person’s report. I actually got this one right in my recent book, Love Bonds!The forbidden fruit that Adam ate was an apple. The bible does not actually identify the fruit as an apple.Hair and fingernails continue to grow after death. It might seem like that because the skin around the hair and nails contracts.Don’t touch a baby bird and return it to it’s nest because the mother will reject it.Drinking alcohol raises your body temperature.Bats are blind. Not true, they see better than humans.Humans have only 5 senses. We actually have between 14 and 20. Don’t ask me what those other senses are…I need to do more research on that!It’s safe to eat food that has only been on the floor for 5 seconds or less. Bacteria is small and if the bad stuff is on the floor, it’s going to get on your food!All deserts are hot. Nope, a desert is defined by the lack of precipitation, there are some polar deserts.The sun is yellow. Nope, the sun is all colors mixed together. The reason we see the sun as yellow or orange most of the time is because those colored wavelengths are longer and the only ones that make it to our eyes. Brown eggs are healthier than white eggs. The color is based on the type of chicken laying them. One color is no better than the other.Peanuts are not nuts, they’re legumes.Twinkies have no expiration date…sorry, no. Their shelf life date is actually 25 days.A coin toss is fifty-fifty. Actually, after a ridiculous study, it is 51-49 to land on the face that it started on.All living things die. There is a species of jellyfish that reverts back to a juvenile state after adulthood.

It isn’t possible to know about every single myth, so I suspect writers will continue to include a few of these gems in their books. I would suggest that doesn’t necessarily mean the author hasn’t done their research. Much like those pesky errors that sneak in, I prefer to give authors a little grace, because it happens to the best of us! Want to read what I get right and wrong…feel free to click the links below!

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Published on September 22, 2023 07:46

September 15, 2023

The Grammar Police

I can almost hear my mother rolling in her grave as I write this blog. My mother was a teacher, a very fine teacher. She was also an expert in the English language, even though she taught special education, not English. But Mom had a minor in English and was instrumental in teaching me a love for reading as well as trying to teach proper grammar. I did fairly well in English because I’ve always loved reading and writing. So…how did I develop a colloquial style of writing, instead of following all those pesky grammar rules to a T? Quite simply…I love colorful characters and quirky colorful characters do not talk like English professors. Fortunately, when writing works of fiction, authors often break a number of grammar rules. And they should!

Recently, when going through an editor’s proposed changes, I did what I do sometimes…I rejected a correction. This doesn’t happen often, because editors help us tighten our manuscripts and I have a great respect for that. When I reject something, I usually conduct research so I can arm myself with an argument to support the rejection. In this case my character said, “If she thinks she’s going to hurt Joy, she has another thing coming.” The editor changed it to: “If she thinks she’s going to hurt Joy, she has another think coming.” I vaguely remembered a post in Facebook about another think being the correct way to say this and citing their understanding that authors often incorrectly write another thing. Well…I could not let that go because it just didn’t sound right to me. So…I researched it and sure enough, I found support for my version. Several sources talked about another think being an older version of this saying that has now evolved to another thing. Merriam Webster’s summary of this was as follows: “Another think coming is the older of the two, dating in use to the mid-19th century, and originated in British English. Another thing coming appears to have come about in American English several decades later, probably as a result of confusion regarding the original phrase. Another thing is the more recent turn of phrase and now is more common, though it is frequently criticized.” See, here’s the thing (pun absolutely intended), the English language is ever-changing and if we stick to the old way of saying and doing things, it doesn’t sound right to us and it shouldn’t. Dialogue should reflect the times and stay true to one’s characters. If we fail to do that, the dialogue sounds stiff and unnatural.

I was so curious about grammar rules and which ones we should ignore, I did some research. Here are some that rose to the surface:

Avoid using passive voice – this one gets flagged all the time and while I will change it on occasion, I don’t normally change it when I use passive voice in dialogue…because people don’t avoid passive voice when they speak.Writing in complete sentences – often, especially when someone speaks, they don’t use complete sentences. I’ve also seen incomplete sentences used very effectively when one want to: Make. A. Point.Never verb a noun. Probably the best example of this was: Google it. While Google is a brand it is also commonly understood that people do indeed Google everything from the best lesbian sex toys to which grammar rules we can ignore!Avoid sentences that start with And or But. While this used to be the case many years ago…slowly, but surely that has gone out of style. And I love it!Don’t end sentences with prepositions. I loved their example of…Then what should we end our sentences with? Every time this gets flagged I re-read it and if it makes sense, and I can hear the person saying it, I ignore that rule.Using since when you should use because. The rule basically says: refers to time and because refers to cause. This is another rule that has evolved over time and dictionaries have now expanded since to refer to either cause or time.The deadly split infinitive. So it’s perfectly fine to boldly go where no woman has gone before. My research suggests this was a made up rule in the 1800s, perhaps by linguists who compared our language to Latin. As a reminder, Latin is a dead language that doesn’t allow for split infinitives. I prefer living languages!Using while to mean although. This rule was quick to point out that you may want to avoid this if the meaning is unclear and it could also mean at the same time.Using over when you mean more than. This is another term that has evolved. For example, making over a million dollars is perfectly acceptable to state.Only that should introduce a restrictive clause—a clause that isn’t preceded by a comma and contains information crucial to the sentence’s meaning. Which should introduce clauses that are set off by a comma.” Both of these are correct: “Sonia found the money that the Senator had stolen.” and “Sonia found the money, which the Senator had stolen from his wife.” Some experts insist this rule has no basis and it’s perfectly okay to say, “Sonia found the money which the Senator had stolen.”Using like in place of as. This is a rule I often adhere to because it sounds fine to me either way. For example, “Alina is just butting in as usual.” or “Alina is just butting in like usual.” I only break the rule when it sounds awkward to do it the “correct” way.Putting in the comma after Hi, Hello or Hey. As email, text and other forms of communication became more prevalent, either is correct. Hey, Annette or Hey Annette is perfectly acceptable. I like to leave the comma off sometimes and other times, I hear the pause when I read back the sentence, so I put it in. More and more, I believe this is also true for a comma before too . Either seems to be correct nowadays. I think consistency is the important thing to remember. Unless I am doing it for emphasis in one section and not in another.

So… there you have it. For those grammar sticklers out there, maybe it isn’t an error in their writing after all! Want to see how I break a lot of rules…simply click the links below.

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Published on September 15, 2023 10:00