Mistress Harley's Blog, page 77

The Harley Chat Bot Attracts Fart Lovers

 To be fair I don't know what the chat bot should say to this guy because I don't even know.

You: Hello, are you ready to tribute?
Guest: how will you mail me a fart mistress? and how much?
You: Do you know any magic tricks?
Guest: can you fart on me
You: For money I will mail you a fart
Guest: please fart on me
You: www.techdomme.com
Guest: how are you going to mail me a fart mistress? and how much?
You: What’s something you wish everyone knew about you?

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Mistress Harley APP Now Available for Android

Does your Mistress Have a Custom Phone App? Nope, because she's not the TECHDOMME!  APP Home Purchase Steps1. Tribute2. Download w/ password   His girlfriend doesn't even know he's being controlled!
Does your Mistress Have a Custom Phone App? Nope, because she's not the TECHDOMME! 
The Exclusive TECHDOMME APP!
Now EXCLUSIVELY built by the ONE AND ONLY TECHDOMME the Harley App is here! Give Harley total control of your life. With the Harley App Mistress can:
- Track your Location in Real Time
- Read your Text Messages
- Block Websites and Apps
  Uh-Oh! She saw my message on your phone, busted!
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DOWNLOAD AT YOUR OWN RISK.
HOW TO INSTALL THE TECHDOMME APP
For ANDROID PHONES ONLY (for now...)
  Guess which one is MINE
1. From your PHONE (idiot) download the app from the button above
2. When the phone asks if you want to install the app click YES
3. If the phone warns that the app is from a 3rd party developer, click YES

TA DA! Open the Harley app.

Trouble shooting: (HELP!)

1. Make Sure you Allow installs from 3rd party Apps.
You may need to adjust your security settings. Depending on your phone you MAY NOT HAVE TO DO THIS. If Installing the app doesn't work this Learn how to adjust your settings to allow 3rd party apps here. Now I control you all the time, 24/7

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I check the cams daily on Findoms to see if there is any action. I bounce around on a few cams, but if you follow my profile you'll totally see when I'm online. I can hop on cam most of the time so if you have cash I will be there.

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Summer Reading Mistress Harley's Techdomme #1 Learn Findom

by Mistress Harley via AmazonTechdomme is who I am and what I do. Part 1 in this on going Techdomme series is for the sissies, losers, and anyone else who wants to be under my control. If you're looking to be a Mistress like Mistress Harley then you should read Part 2, but many of the tips and instruction in this guide are also helpful in controlling the male mind.


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The Walking Dead Comic and Jerking off

When my sissies are really bad I lock-down their porn and make them jerk-off to the Walking Dead. It's a lot scarier when there is a woman screaming at you with a plug in your ass. Sometimes it it takes me a while to gain all this control strip them down and trick them into doing this. You should try it some time. Any who I was reading the comic the other day and since one of you fucks asked what I read other than business books and school books. Zombies just like the rest of you.  The Walking Dead is an on going comic book series written by Robert Kirkman with art by Tony Moore published by Image Comics. Here is a review of issues 1-6 from 2004. Since this is an on going series well past the 100 mark this review should let you know if you’ll be interested in picking up the digital collections. If you love zombies as much as you fear them this series is for you.The show is not nearly as good as the comic. I love zombies, I love them as much as I fear them and that is saying something. The problem with loving zombies in fictional form is that so many people can ruin a good thing. You got your radioactive zombies, magical zombies, Italian zombies, B-Grade zombies, etc. So much bad can outweigh the good, yet so often a gem appears that makes all the crap just go away. One Such gem is The Walking Dead. This fantastic, ongoing, black and white series is something everyone should be reading.   Rick is a cop, a good cop, a cop that just got shot. When he wakes up the hospital is empty save for a corpse…and the Walking Dead. Escaping he returns home and gets the shit knocked out of him by a ten year old. When he comes to again the father of the boy, Morgan Jones, fills in the large blank he has. Zombies rock the hardest and your family might have gone to Atlanta. Rick goes into the police station and hooks them up with weapons and a car. Then he heads off to see his family in the big city. I’m going to stop right there to talk about the way the people speak to one another. Morgan is worried about the cop Rick being upset that they are living in someone else’s home. Morgan did so because the house was safer than his. Rick is of course not worried about this at all and says whatever he can do to keep his son safe is fine by him. This is how real people would act and think. You don’t get that to much any more because there is such a push for unnecessary action which pulls away from the characters and the story. Rick then gives them a squad car and asks that they not put to many miles on it and when this is all over to give it back. Rick thinks this is going to end that something is going to fix this at some point. You see this attitude is slowly torn away throughout the story. His travels to the city are not without problems, getting gas is hard then he finally runs out. He finds a family dead in a farm house and a horse in the barn. Using the horse he finally makes it to the city where he is jumped by hundreds of zombies that tear his horse apart. A young man yells for him to follow him and they make it up a fire escape to the roof. They jump across a building so the zombies will still think they are on top the other one. The young man is a member of a group of people living out of cars and campers outside of town. There is his partner, wife, and son things aren’t looking that bad…The art is top grade and easy on the eyes. I like it better black and white anyways color would make it look less real. The story is solid with great characters. I can’t seem to put it down.
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HarleyBot 1.0 is Now Active and Ready to Hate You

Chat with Mistress Harley 

Or better yet the robot version on her I've been programming for weeks. You do know I am a Techdomme. I do shit other than rob you losers, hahahahaha. So basically you're all stupid so I programmed the HarleyBot 1.0 with Start Trek level Data responses to your stupid questions. We all know what you're going to say before you tribute anyway. Over time I will collect this data to build the HarleyBot 2.0. Here are some of your super creative mumblings:

Guest: Can I lick your asshole mistress?
You: You are not worthy

As you can see this shit is super fucking sophisticated, just like me. Give it a try and tribute.  

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