David Vienna's Blog, page 19
February 21, 2025
“Let’s make Tumblr, but more complicated.” —the creator of Substack
“Let’s make Tumblr, but more complicated.” —the creator of Substack
During his retirement announcement, Mitch McConnell acknowledged the care his mother provided when…
During his retirement announcement, Mitch McConnell acknowledged the care his mother provided when he was young and how she had to repeatedly wash her hands to avoid getting salmonella from touching his shell.
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I love whimsy! These are good!
February 20, 2025
I’m “calls someone ma'am then realizes that I am the ma'am in this scenario” years old.
I’m “calls someone ma'am then realizes that I am the ma'am in this scenario” years old.
February 18, 2025
John Mulaney in NY: Does entire musical number about New York’s socioeconomic evolution that covers…
John Mulaney in NY: Does entire musical number about New York’s socioeconomic evolution that covers multiple decades.
John Mulaney in LA: “So, palm trees are weird, right?”
February 15, 2025
2 minutes before his band was taking the stage last night, Boone realized a nut had fallen off his…
2 minutes before his band was taking the stage last night, Boone realized a nut had fallen off his guitar somewhere and the jack kept slipping inside the guitar body. So, me and a couple of the other band dads improvised a solution*.
*and it worked!
February 14, 2025
I hope no aliens are watching because this is the most embarrassing collapse of a nation ever.
I hope no aliens are watching because this is the most embarrassing collapse of a nation ever.
February 11, 2025
The irony is I’d totally egg the White House if I could afford eggs.
The irony is I’d totally egg the White House if I could afford eggs.
I have never seen a man so cravenly desperate to be relevant as Kanye West. And I went to art…
I have never seen a man so cravenly desperate to be relevant as Kanye West. And I went to art school.
