David Vienna's Blog, page 175
June 15, 2016
how2beadad:
Next time you’re tired, ask yourself if you’re...
Next time you’re tired, ask yourself if you’re “can’t cheese” tired.
#cantcheese
Well, if dirt and grime is our gauge, the boys’ first day...
Well, if dirt and grime is our gauge, the boys’ first day of adventure camp was a smashing success.
Clear your afternoon tomorrow. I’m putting on a display of...
Clear your afternoon tomorrow. I’m putting on a display of asshattery.
June 14, 2016
10 Super Funny Dads You Should Be Following on the Internet | Mom Spark
When compiling this list of dads to follow on Twitter, the team at Mom Spark saw fit to lump me in with absolute disgraces like Ryan Reynolds, Jim Gaffigan, and Conan O'Brien. How dare you, Mom Spark?
How dare you?
June 12, 2016
SONOFABITCH!
Once again, Tumblr failed to notify me when I was...
SONOFABITCH!
Once again, Tumblr failed to notify me when I was tagged by someone, this time by @trans-parenting in a SDS
post.
So, here you go. I call this one “Summer camp starts tomorrow and Boone has a fever. FUUUUUUUUU-”
I tag @bestnatesmithever, @unintentionallyhilarious, @havekidslaughmore, @manvchild, and @taylorswift.
Hug your children tight.Because as long as the NRA strong-arms politicians and supports the killing...
Hug your children tight.
Because as long as the NRA strong-arms politicians and supports the killing of American citizens, your kid’s life is in danger.
June 10, 2016
Remember when I described The 200 Club at the boys’ school? No?...
Remember when I described The 200 Club at the boys’ school? No? Let me refresh your memory.
First graders must know a specific list of 120 words before finishing the year. They have to say them right away after seeing them on a flash card. The testing goes fast—card, word, card, word, card, word.
If students want, they can tack on an additional list of 80 specific words to see if they can join an elite group called The 200 Club. Boone knocked out the entire list of 200 pretty early on, but Wyatt didn’t take to reading as quickly as his brother.
So, at Wyatt’s request, we studied and practiced all year, going through a massive stack of flashcards over and over and over and over. On Monday (the last Monday of the school year), the school tested him.
And he passed. All 200.
The photo above is of the last inducted member of The 200 Club for the 2015-2016 school year.
Fuck yeah.
operativesurprise:
rubes-dragon:
whimmy-bam:
diva-gonzo:
dumbass-oikawa:
conservative-libertaria...
“chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means”
it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing
what the hell
This makes me really chuffed
This post is quite egregious
Well I’m nonplussed by this whole post.
goddamnit.
all of you go to hell
And you wonder why i am boggled at times
These are called contronyms! A word that is its own opposite.
Why the fuck do these exist
One theory is that the sarcastic use of the word became exceedingly prevalent and because another dictionary definition.
This is literally the best post ever…
That’s right. You shit-heels slanged the one word in English that was supposed to help defend against slang.
