David Vienna's Blog, page 165

And I guess I’m a rockstar astronaut cowboy.

And I guess I’m a rockstar astronaut cowboy.

Our midday snuggle party turned into a full-tilt wrestling...

Our midday snuggle party turned into a full-tilt wrestling match. Not gonna brag, but I think I won.

Bargaining Chip

Wyatt: Is the Tooth Fairy real?

Me: Honey? You ready to drop this bomb?

Wife: Uh...

Boone: It's you guys, right?

Me: Yeah.

Wyatt: You've been giving us those quarters all along?

Wife: Yes.

Boone: Can we get a dollar next time?

That time we took Kylo Ren and Hawkeye to the mall.

That time we took Kylo Ren and Hawkeye to the mall.

I can’t explain the daily battle I go through loving humanity and hating people.

I can’t explain the daily battle I go through loving humanity and hating people.

Tryin’ to teach him some old fashioned drinking songs. But...

Tryin’ to teach him some old fashioned drinking songs. But he just wants to “practice” his “lessons.”

Looks like this year’s Halloween is brought to you by Disney™.

Looks like this year’s Halloween is brought to you by Disney™.

GPOY

GPOY

Either way, this election will be historic.

Either way, this election will be historic.

There’s nothing like sending your kids on a little 2K race...

There’s nothing like sending your kids on a little 2K race first thing in the morning. It wears them out for at least 10 minutes. Then, back to the usual chaotic energy.