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March Adness, Final Ballot

Interest in March Adness has dwindled with each new round. Thus we're using this ballot (which includes those that won or tied in the Sweet Sixteen) to choose the final 4 ads, and also to rank them. This is the last chance to vote. Choose your four favorites, and rank them in the ballot at the bottom of the post.


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Lovestruck


Bubbles

Daydreamer

Depression

Croissant

Masters

SalesKid

Pillows

Smile

Breakfast




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Feedback Request

It's not like anyone has submitted anything fresh and new lately (hint, hint) so . . .


Dear E.E. and Minions,

I’m back for a sixth go at this.

You all offer very good questions regarding the query. I answer the questions in the story but can’t figure out how to include all this information in a one-page (250-word) query. I’m supposed to hook the agent and make them (you) want to read more. Apparently, the only thing I’m succeeding at is pointing out what isn’t in the query instead of getting you interested in reading the whole story. This is my problem.

I decided to write a synopsis with most of the plot points so you know the whole outline of the story. I’ve included it after the query. As usual, I welcome your comments and criticisms – How else am I going to get a clue? So…Here’s the new version of the query:


Dear E.E. and Minions,

When Shelly Cartwright hires drifter Dustin Leahry to work her West-Texas ranch he has no idea he'll be facing down four gunmen twenty-four hours later. The year is 1885, and Shelly is the county's last holdout against August Benson's land-grabbing scheme. Benson's gunslingers are there to intimidate Shelly into selling . . . or to drive her out by force.

Seeing the determined looks on the gunmen’s faces Dustin realizes things have turned deadly and puts his lightning-fast gun hand to good use disarming them. He’s seen range wars before and knows he should move on but he likes Shelly’s defiant nature. [Those sentences aren't connected enough. After the first one, put: He knows Benson will retaliate; Dustin's seen range wars before. He knows he should move on but he likes Shelly’s defiant nature.]

Shelly partners with a rancher from Pecos to sell a herd of horses in Abilenecomma planning to use her share of the money to buy supplies and hire more men. Shelly takes Dustin and half her crew on the drive, leaving the other half to turn her home into a fortress. During the drive, Dustin and Shelly fall in love.

Meanwhile August Benson moves to San Angelo and takes over, ousting the leaders and appointing his men as the law. Having [With] no one to stop him, he sends his hired hands to wipe out everyone on the Cartwright Ranch. Dustin and Shelly return in time for the fight. The gunmen have the tables turned on them by traps built by the Cartwright crew.

Dustin takes the fight to San Angelo knowing he’s facing a town run by his loved one’s enemy. If he fails, Shelly and her men are dead. If he succeeds, the deaths he causes might make him a wanted man.

Drifter: San Angelo Showdown is approximately 118,000 words.

Thank you for your time and consideration.




SYNOPSIS:

Dustin Leahry is a drifter. He’s wondered the west seeking to live the life of his heroes for several years. He’s experienced a lot of adventures.

He ends up outside of San Angelo, Texas working for Shelly Cartwright. Shelly is doing her damnedest to keep her ranch going out of respect to her dead dad.

August Benson has been trying to get possession of the ranch for as long as Shelly can remember. Since her dad’s death, Benson’s increased the pressure on her.

Benson has plans for the San Angelo Valley and all of Texas. He believes he is the only person who can lead Texas to the greatness it’s capable of. He’s angry that Shelly can’t see how a woman is incapable of being a rancher and thinks she should sell the land to him.

Benson has been nice to the girl so far but has reached his limits. He wants to take over all of Tom Greene County and sees Shelly as his last obstacle. Once he controls the County, he plans to start taking over the State of Texas. [There are more counties in Texas than countries in the world. Thinking you can take over Texas because you took control of a county is like thinking you can take over planet Earth just because you control Thailand.]

Ed Johnas is a gunman and bully. He’s lived around San Angelo for most of his life. He works as Benson’s enforcer.

Shelly can’t believe her dad’s former friend would resort to murdering her and her men despite the fact she thinks he’s evil. She’s had run-ins with Johnas in the past with him making passes at her during town dances. She sees Johnas as a bully but not her killer.

Twenty-four hours after Dustin goes to work for her, Shelly is forced to understand that Benson will kill her and the men left on her ranch. Four hired guns confront Dustin and the other men when they’re fixing fence ruined by Benson’s hands. If not for Dustin, the men she considers family would be dead.

She trusts her “uncles” with her life and knows they will do whatever they can to keep the ranch going. She develops a plan but is afraid of it falling through so she steals away to Abilene hoping to form an alliance with a rancher in Pecos. She has to go to Abilene to send a telegraph because Benson has eyes and ears throughout San Angelo and would learn of her plan to get help.

Dustin along with Lobo, Shelly’s closest “uncle” tracks her to Abilene. In Abilene, Dustin and Shelly become closer. The rancher in Pecos accepts her offer only if she and her men will do the work of driving a herd of horses to Abilene.

Shelly, Dustin, and Lobo return to the ranch where they take half the men to Pecos for the horse drive. Before they leave, Lobo instructs the men staying behind to dig a trench then fill it with cacti and cover it with Yucca fronds as a protective measure against attack. [It's a moat, but with cacti instead of water. Wait, how about a trench full of porcupines?]

August Benson determines to take over San Angelo before worrying about Shelly’s ranch. While Shelly and Dustin drive the horses to Abilene, Benson solidifies his hold on the city by confining the City Fathers. Johnas kills the sheriff and Benson appoints his men as the law. During the drive, Shelly and Dustin fall in love.

August Benson elects himself mayor of San Angelo and orders a new mayor’s mansion built. Once the mansion is built, he will finish his business with Shelly by killing her men and forcing her into prostitution. [She's only gone to Abilene a month or two. It takes longer than that to build a mansion.]

Benson’s methods of controlling the city create a spilt [split] in his men. Several of them plan to leave when the mansion is finished. Benson discovers the betrayal through his house girl whom he rapes in a fit of anger.

The horse drive is a success and Shelly buys enough supplies to keep the ranch running. Shelly, Dustin and the men return to the ranch as the Mayor’s Mansion is finished in San Angelo.

Since he isn’t well known, Dustin rides into San Angelo so send half the money from the drive to Shelly’s partner in Pecos. Dustin is recognized and captured by men working for Johnas.

Benson sends his men to kill of the Cartwright crew and bring Shelly back to him. The majority of the raiders fall into the trench, [What idiots.] making the odds mostly even. Lobo becomes aware the gunmen are trying to capture Shelly and they use that to their advantage to set a final trap for them. Several of Shelly’s men are killed during the fight but they win out.

In San Angelo, Dustin manages to escape from Johnas’ men after being beaten. He returns to the ranch where he’s missed out of the gunfight. He decides he has to take care of Benson. He tells Shelly to leave if he doesn’t return.

The City Fathers are brought together and stage a revolt against their captors. Benson learns of the failure at the Cartwright Ranch which killed most of his men and sees the mob led by the City Fathers heading toward his mansion. He manages to escape the city.

Dustin arrives and confronts Johnas. Johnas is killed and Dustin is injured.

August Benson goes to his ranch to get money he has hidden so he can bribe his way out of any legal troubles from his failed coup of San Angelo. The house girl is there and she and her lover kill Benson.

Dustin rides back to the ranch, knowing his drifting days are over and he is going home.

March Adness, Sweet Sixteen

Eight matches complete Round 3. 
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Vote in the comments. Voting remains open through Monday at noon Eastern.

Game 1: Roses vs. Lovestruck





Game 2: Bubblebath vs. Sauna





Game 3: Daydream vs. Phone





Game 4: Depression vs. Croissant






Gamer 5: Doctor vs. Masters






Game 6: Sales vs. Lookback





Game 7: Watch vs. Pillows






Game 8: Look of Love vs Breakfast

March Adness, Round 2, Part 2

Eight matches today complete Round 2. 
The eight ads that won their Round 1 matches unanimously have been given the top seeds.
Remember to click on ads to enlarge them. Several have fine print.
Vote in the comments. Voting remains open on Round 2, Parts 1 and 2 through Friday.

Game 9: Roses vs. Decision




Game 10: Severed Head vs. Daydream




Game 11: Sauna vs. Street




Game 12: Lovestruck vs. Epic




Game 13: ePod vs. Bubblebath



Game 14: Depression vs. Game



Game 15: Phone vs. Bedtime



 Game 16: Tall Books vs.  Doctor

March Adness, Round 2, Part 1

Eight matches today, and eight more tomorrow will decide the Sweet Sixteen.

The eight ads that won their Round 1 matches unanimously have been given the top seeds.

Remember to click on ads to enlarge them. Several have fine print.

Vote in the comments.


Game 1: Look of Love vs. Easel




Game 2: Ink vs. Sales




Game 3: Old Masters vs. Great Brit




Game 4: Chronometer vs. Prophylactic






Game 5: Watcher vs. Water






Game 6: Pillows vs Wishbone





Game 7: Joy vs Juice



Game 8: Tattoo vs. Croissant

Feedback Request

Dear E.E. and Minions,
I’m back for another try at this. 
I’d like to make a couple comments before getting to the rewrite.  
First, I stole E.E.’s paragraph. It said what I've been trying to get at too perfectly to allow it to be just an example. Hope you don’t mind E.E.!
Second, it seems I started a debate with the main character names. I have done a lot of research into the time and area the book’s set in. With the year changed to 1885 as E.E. suggested for the first submission, the character names appear even more out of touch with the timeline than the original 1898 setting. I chose the name Dustin because of the link to Irish-American I have for the male MC. Shelly was a man’s name in the 1800’s according to the research I conducted. Does the fact I address this as Shelly’s father planning to name his son Shelly and sticking his daughter with the name alleviate the gender issue? Think along the lines of Johnny Cash’s “A Boy Named Sue.”
Thank you for your comments and suggestions. I have been very focused on developing the hook and totally missing that goal. My hope is E.E.’s paragraph provided the hook and focus for me to get the query closer to what it needs to be. I will keep working on this query as a learning experience even if I never submit the novel to an agent.
Now, I offer up the fifth draft for E.E. and the Minions (Sounds like a heavy metal band):

When drifter Dustin Leahry takes a job working Shelly Cartwright's West-Texas ranch, he has no idea he'll be facing down four gunmen twenty-four hours later. The year is 1885, and Shelly is the county's last holdout against August Benson's land-grabbing scheme. Benson's gunslingers are there to intimidate Shelly into selling . . . or drive her out by force.
When the riders show up, Dustin realizes things have turned deadly and puts his lightning-fast gun hand to good use. He’s seen range wars before and knows he should move on but his feelings for Shelly keep him at her side.
Shelly teams with a rancher who hates August Benson as much as she does. The rancher gives her a herd of horses to drive from Pecos to Abilene. During the drive, Dustin and Shelly’s attraction turns into love. When they get to Abilene, the Cavalry buys the horses and Shelly realizes she can buy supplies there.
Meanwhile, August Benson and his men take over San Angelo. Having no one to stop him, he sends his hired hands to wipe out everyone on the Cartwright Ranch. Dustin and Shelly return in time for the fight. The gunmen have the tables turned on them by traps set by the Cartwright crew.
Dustin takes the fight to San Angelo knowing he’s facing a town owned by his loved one’s enemy. If he fails, Shelly and her men are dead. If he succeeds, the deaths he causes might force him to continue drifting.
Drifter: San Angelo Showdown is approximately 118,000 words.
Thank you for your time and consideration.

Last Day to Vote

The eight posts beneath this one make up round 1 of March Adness--a tournament to choose the all-time best Evil Editor advertisement.

Voting in all match-ups ends at midnight edt Monday.

Several of the match-ups are currently tied, so your vote could sway the election. Ties at the end of voting will be broken by Evil Editor.

The most one-sided winners will receive the top seeds in round 2.

March Adness Continues

Round 1, Day 8 
Vote for your faves in the comments. Votes will be secretly compiledOnce we're down to 32 ads, we'll start round 2.
Voting remains open on all games
until the entire round is posted.

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"MISCELLANEOUS" BRACKET (Bottom Half)
Game 29: Street vs. Courier






Game 30: Bedtime vs. Crowd








Game 31: Mammals vs. Depression 




Game 32: Epic vs Marquee

March Adness Continues

Round 1, Day 7 
Vote for your faves in the comments. Votes will be secretly compiledOnce we're down to 32 ads, we'll start round 2.
Voting remains open on all games
until the entire round is posted.

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"PRODUCTS" BRACKET (Bottom Half)
Game 25: Pillows vs. Water








Game 26:  Easel vs. Ice Cream







Game 27: Medicine vs. Game






Game 28: Watch vs. Pince Nez

March Adness Continues

Round 1, Day 6 
Vote for your faves in the comments. Votes will be secretly compiledOnce we're down to 32 ads, we'll start round 2.
Voting remains open on all games
until the entire round is posted.

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"BOOKS" BRACKET (Bottom Half)
Game 21: Doctor vs. Sheep







Game 22: Wishbone vs. China






Game 23: Lookback vs. Priest







Game 24: Vendor vs. Tall Books