Hello. My name is Ryan Mecum. I wrote a book about a zombie who writes haiku called Zombie Haiku. I also wrote a book about a vampire who writes haiku called Vampire Haiku. It won’t come out until August 2009, but because I wrote it I read it already, and I think it turned out pretty good. It’s a fun story, and I’m excited for people other than myself to read it.
In the meantime, if you would like to read more haiku that may or may not be creepy, I post random haiku about random things over on Twitter. Sometimes it is nice to have a haiku pop up on your cell phone, and I would love to write that little poem for you. Head on over to http://twitter.com/MecumHaiku if you're interested. Don't head over there if you are not interested. Maybe go get a pizza.