Caprice Crane's Blog, page 78

Hi Caprice - love yer tumblr I'd like to send you a copy of my brand new book if that isn't too forward or presumptuous of me. My tumblr is a sorta uncopy-edited version.Thanks - and good luck with yer film Love, Wedding, MarriageJ

Thanks Jade! That's so sweet of you to think of me. But your blog is called "hookers or cake." Or?  Hookers OR Cake? If I have to choose between the two I'm going to have to just say no to your offer because I can see this is some kind of trick and there would just be too much pain involved in giving up either.

Hi Caprice - love yer tumblr I'd like to send you a copy of my brand new book if that isn't too forward or presumptuous of me. My tumblr is a sorta uncopy-edited version.Thanks - and good luck with yer film Love, Wedding, MarriageJ

Thanks Jade! That's so sweet of you to think of me. But your blog is called "hookers or cake." Or?  Hookers OR Cake? If I have to choose between the two I'm going to have to just say no to your offer because I can see this is some kind of trick and there would just be too much pain involved in giving up either.

Hi Caprice - love yer tumblr I'd like to send you a copy of my brand new book if that isn't too forward or presumptuous of me. My tumblr is a sorta uncopy-edited version.Thanks - and good luck with yer film Love, Wedding, MarriageJ

Thanks Jade! That's so sweet of you to think of me. But your blog is called "hookers or cake." Or?  Hookers OR Cake? If I have to choose between the two I'm going to have to just say no to your offer because I can see this is some kind of trick and there would just be too much pain involved in giving up either.

How hard is it to write a book?

Depends on the type of book. And when the deadline is. And what headlines are available to make fun of. And what's waiting on the DVR.  And if I'm having a good hair day. And if there's anything good in the fridge.

Or if that's changed since the last time I checked even though I haven't been to the store.

Also depends on the weather. And my mood. Which may change with the weather. Or at least as often.

So, yeah.

It depends.

"When I'm feeling lonely, I like to listen to Yanni cover bands, pretend I'm not naked, and read..."

""When I'm feeling lonely, I like to listen to Yanni cover bands, pretend I'm not naked, and read Caprice Crane's tweets."

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 (via iamnotdiddy)

You had me at "Yanni cover bands."

ASK MAX

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Any weird things ever happen at your book signings?

Besides the fact that people even show up? That's kind of amazing to me in and of itself.

Yes, I've had the occasional weird thing happen. But, I've had more "cool" things happen than "weird" things.  I guess you'd have to define weird. 

When studios run out of street names on their lots.

When studios run out of street names on their lots.

Shout Out To The Two Girls Who Met My Ex-Boyfriend Last Night

The story he told me made my day!

Mad love from me (and Max!)

"1 in 5 Americans Thinks Obama Is Muslim." ...

"1 in 5 Americans Thinks Obama Is Muslim."  I'll bet they're the dentists who don't recommend sugarless gum for their patients who chew gum.