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“Love means never to have to say, "That hooker meant nothing to me" - Jonathan "Jack" McVoy”
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“Ah yes! I'm feeling a powerful energy through my bullshit chokra. - Jonathan "Jack" McVoy”
E.J. Eisman
tags: humor
“Monday; a cross between Wednesday this week and Thursday next week." - Jonathan "Jack" McVoy”
E.J. Eisman
tags: humor, life
“I'm thinking there should be a dating site called "Tap That" - Jonathan "Jack" McVoy”
E.J. Eisman
“If my liver cared enough, it would have told me to stop. - Jonathan "Jack" McVoy”
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