Rob Reger > Quotes

“So there I was, feeling like the luckiest girl on earth. To be buried alive in such a majestic coffin! MAJOR life goal achieved!!!!”
― Rob Reger, Dark Times

“Have recovered somewhat from massive, delicious, inundating influx of life memories. Man, it is soooooooooo goooooooooood to be ME again.”
― Rob Reger

“This other time, Attikol had the streets of San Francisco rearranged just so this lady's favorite show The Streets of San Francisco would be more accurate.”
― Rob Reger, The Lost Days

“I DO have feelings for Curls. Feelings of annoyance and irritation, mainly, spiked with occasional pangs of pity.”
― Rob Reger, Emily the Strange: The Lost Days

“My name is Earwig Dungeon. I come from Wichita, Kansas. My mom and I used to own a restaurant where we served human flesh. It was very popular. We were millionaires. I had a pony and a yacht. Now we are on the run from the FBI…”
― Rob Reger, Emily the Strange: The Lost Days

“I forgot for a second that he was my ancestral enemy, and felt bad for him; then i consoled myself that bird poop brings good luck”
― Rob Reger, The Lost Days

“If there's one thing that really spoils [fill in blank with anything good], it's OTHER PEOPLE.”
― Rob Reger, Stranger and Stranger

“I was about to be buried in the best-looking coffin I'd ever seen, and I wouldn't even be too dead to enjoy myself.”
― Rob Reger, Dark Times

“So...the lesson here is, never succeed at anything, because it will only raise people's expectations of you”
― Rob Reger, Piece of Mind

“Again with the amnesia. This is getting old.”
― Rob Reger, Emily the Strange: The Lost Days

“Telling them the story of my life as I knew it (i.e., the last four days). Good times, good times.”
― Rob Reger, Emily the Strange: The Lost Days