Regrettably, I am About to Cause Trouble Quotes

“I think you are a woman of power and intuition, Your Majesty.” “Does that make me a witch?” “Only if it gets in a man’s way.”
― Amie McNee, Regrettably, I am About to Cause Trouble

“Do you know what you want?" he asked.
I had never been asked that question. Not ever in my whole life. I did not know what it felt like to think about what I might want.”
― Amie McNee, Regrettably, I am About to Cause Trouble

“Those that enter the Witch’s shoppe whilst we are out on witchly business will be cursed with onion-eyed sores and they will develop only upon the sinner’s bottom. NEVER TO BE CURED.”
― Amie McNee, Regrettably, I am About to Cause Trouble

“I turned and went upstairs. I was angry and sad and irritable and I wanted to hit things. I wanted to be looked after, and I wanted no one to be near me. I wanted to be tucked into bed, and I wanted to punch whoever dared tuck me into bed. I hated how these witch clothes were so comfortable and easy to put on. I hated how they allowed me to actually breathe and move with ease. It was like my body had found its way home. But of all the things that were making me mad, I hated how much I had liked being listened to.”
― Amie McNee, Regrettably, I am About to Cause Trouble

“I am teaching you our hand language because Hildy is my wife.” Speaking of unGodly. “Pardon?” “She’s my wife.” My ears wrung. “Ordained by a priest?” I asked, incredulously. “No, Maude. Ordained by Satan.”
― Amie McNee, Regrettably, I am About to Cause Trouble

“I turned to Hildy, with an expression that hopefully read, What the honest fuck? Why am I here? Why has that man got a severed finger in his hand?”
― Amie McNee, Regrettably, I am About to Cause Trouble

“Why hadn’t Zita fucking told me the fucking priest who fucking married me was going to fucking turn up for a fucking palm reading?”
― Amie McNee, Regrettably, I am About to Cause Trouble