Kept Quotes

“Have I told you the story of The Cask of Amontillado?” I ask. “No.” “Well, now’s not the time.”
― Gregory E. Buford, Kept: An American Househusband in Paris

“I’ve learned that if I say, “Stop grinding your teeth,” she will stop. If, however, I say, “Take off your clothes,” she will not. She’ll turn over upon my command but will not, say, make dinner or take out the garbage. Testing continues.”
― Gregory E. Buford, Kept: An American Househusband in Paris