All I Wanted Was Sushi But I Got Abducted By Aliens Instead Quotes

“But if I allowed myself the space I needed to truly grieve them, I’m not sure there would have been space left for anything else. I wouldn’t have been able to work, I wouldn’t have been able to go about the stupid day-to-day things that simply needed to get done. I would have been stuck in a perpetual cycle of screaming, crying, and throwing up.”
― Petra Palerno, All I Wanted Was Sushi But I Got Abducted By Aliens Instead: Bubble Babes #1

“The betrayer between my thighs screams yes, even as my brain says to wait, but sometimes your crotch yells louder than your mind.”
― Petra Palerno, All I Wanted Was Sushi But I Got Abducted By Aliens Instead: Bubble Babes #1

“The UGS, the Universal Governing Senate, decreed Earth a hazardous nature preserve.”
― Petra Palerno, All I Wanted Was Sushi But I Got Abducted By Aliens Instead: Bubble Babes #1

“I won’t lie and pretend that I don’t give a mean sloppy toppy,”
― Petra Palerno, All I Wanted Was Sushi But I Got Abducted By Aliens Instead: Bubble Babes #1

“For the first time since my parents died, I feel like I’m home.”
― Petra Palerno, All I Wanted Was Sushi But I Got Abducted By Aliens Instead: Bubble Babes #1

“They’ll respect you, as their queen. That’s what you need from them, because I’ll give you all the love you’ll need.”
― Petra Palerno, All I Wanted Was Sushi But I Got Abducted By Aliens Instead: Bubble Babes #1

“I’ll never let you go, you know.” He presses his face into the crook of my neck and breathes deeply. “Good.”
― Petra Palerno, All I Wanted Was Sushi But I Got Abducted By Aliens Instead: Bubble Babes #1

“Honestly, who am I right now? I wish I still had my iPhone; I really want to text my therapist and ask what the hell is going on with my psyche.”
― Petra Palerno, All I Wanted Was Sushi But I Got Abducted By Aliens Instead: Bubble Babes #1

“I’m surprised to say I’m actually a little embarrassed to have squirted all over my alien boyfriend.”
― Petra Palerno, All I Wanted Was Sushi But I Got Abducted By Aliens Instead: Bubble Babes #1

“I don’t think that’s my name,” he says, chuffed, “but I suppose you can call me whatever you like as long as you let me keep tasting that delicious cunt of yours.”
― Petra Palerno, All I Wanted Was Sushi But I Got Abducted By Aliens Instead: Bubble Babes #1

“If anyone is watching us,” he whispers, “let them enjoy the view, because I will rip the head from their body for witnessing this goddess without her permission.”
― Petra Palerno, All I Wanted Was Sushi But I Got Abducted By Aliens Instead: Bubble Babes #1

“The little human makes my heart want to explode.”
― Petra Palerno, All I Wanted Was Sushi But I Got Abducted By Aliens Instead: Bubble Babes #1

“Opal, you could sit there and read aloud math equations and you’d still have my full attention,”
― Petra Palerno, All I Wanted Was Sushi But I Got Abducted By Aliens Instead: Bubble Babes #1

“I assure you, little human, that my body can handle you sitting that glorious ass right here. You could stay as long as you want, I can get plenty of air from these,” he says as he points to his gills.”
― Petra Palerno, All I Wanted Was Sushi But I Got Abducted By Aliens Instead: Bubble Babes #1

“I’d want to taste you, run my tongue up that neat little human cunt of yours. I’d let you ride my face until you took everything you needed from me.”
― Petra Palerno, All I Wanted Was Sushi But I Got Abducted By Aliens Instead: Bubble Babes #1

“Could tentacle daddy stuff me with one of his thick, pulsating tentacles? I’ve never been a tentacle porn girl but shit, desperate times call for desperate measures.”
― Petra Palerno, All I Wanted Was Sushi But I Got Abducted By Aliens Instead: Bubble Babes #1