A Tale of Hijinks & Honeydew Quotes

“Making your secret crush an invisibility suit was a horrible, horrible idea.”
― Alex Nonymous, A Tale of Hijinks & Honeydew

“Everyone had bad days, but able-bodied people’s bad days weren’t seen as signs of defeat.”
― Alex Nonymous, A Tale of Hijinks & Honeydew

“Nope. It’s actually official healer code to never draw blood until after everyone’s talked about their feelings.” “You’re not actually a healer!” He just winked.”
― Alex Nonymous, A Tale of Hijinks & Honeydew

“​Her jaw dropped. “Holy shit, you thought I was a nymph? This whole time? You didn’t catch onto the fact that literally all five of my parents have pink skin?” ​“It’s not like nymphs hang out around other people all the time! I thought the blue thing was just like… recessive.” ​She rolled her eyes. “I’m a mermaid, Quintzy.” ​“Well it’s not like I would’ve known what those looked like either!” ​She laughed. ​“I’m sorry if I umm… assumed your species. Or something.”
― Alex Nonymous, A Tale of Hijinks & Honeydew

“Blondeness and damselness were comorbidities.”
― Alex Nonymous, A Tale of Hijinks & Honeydew