Jon and Mack's Terrifying Tree Troubles Quotes

“I could safely say I would rather be sunburnt at the lake, covered in skeeter bites, trying to kill a water moccasin with a flip-flop, than be in the trunk of a kidnapper’s car.”
― A.J. Sherwood, Jon and Mack's Terrifying Tree Troubles

“I wasn’t saying they were stupid, but if you put a candle next to their ears, their eyes would shine.”
― A.J. Sherwood, Jon and Mack's Terrifying Tree Troubles