Dancing with the Vengeance Demon Quotes

“Maybe she’s a… a…” Prue smirked at me. “Say it.” I shook my head. “No!” “Say it!” I sighed. “Maybe she’s a Butthole for Jesus girl,” I sighed, squirming uncomfortably. “Urgh, Prue. That term is so offensive.”
― Lauretta Hignett, Dancing with the Vengeance Demon

“If Jesus came back now and knocked on their church door, they’d probably call him a dirty communist N-word, have him arrested for loitering and thrown in jail.” I couldn’t help but think that she was exactly right. My stepfather John, a pastor of the church, raged against anything that wasn’t straight, white, staunchly conservative, and Evangelical Christian. And Jesus had been a middle eastern socialist Jew who hung out with hookers. Emotionally,”
― Lauretta Hignett, Dancing with the Vengeance Demon

“They are scoundrels, cowardly, immature, selfish, dastardly creatures who think only of their members and satisfying their own dark cravings. Mmm. I would like to eat their members.”
― Lauretta Hignett, Dancing with the Vengeance Demon