Sincerely, Up Yours Quotes

“Never touch me again, Steve.” “Sheesh. Is it that time of the month?” “One of us is going to be bleeding if you keep talking,” I said.”
― Penelope Bloom, Sincerely, Up Yours

“Oh. I have this rule. If a guy can throw me three feet, I ignore three red flags. Four feet means four flags, and so on. I think Tristan could throw me super far, so there’s really no amount of red flagging to scare me off him.”
― Penelope Bloom, Sincerely, Up Yours