The Husband Hoax Quotes

“...you left to go and meet up with who knows what kind of people.”

“The queers.” I nod. “It was the queers this time. I went to the land of my people and basked in the glow of glorious penises”
― Saxon James, The Husband Hoax

“A smile bursts across his face. “Well, joke’s on them, because I’m the queerest man-loving homo they’ll ever meet.” He holds out his hand. “Émile. I’m your date today.”
― Saxon James, The Husband Hoax

“Mr. and Mrs. Kilpatrick. I wish I could say it's an honor to meet you both, but I'm not fond of lying.”
― Saxon James, The Husband Hoax

“If there's one thing today has taught me, it's that I'd never want to hurt this gorgeous man.
"I don't think it's possible for me to hurt your feelings when you do it enough on your own.”
― Saxon James, The Husband Hoax

“His grip tightens around mine, then he boops me on the nose with his free hand. "Don't worry, love, I've been preparing for this night my whole life.”
― Saxon James, The Husband Hoax