Psycho Academy Quotes

“How dare they assume I was a virgin that was into men.
Was I a virgin? Yes.
Was I into men? Yes.”
― Jasmine Mas, Psycho Academy

“That was the funny thing about trauma: it didn't need time to strip you of your personality and plunge you into darkness.
It worked quickly.
Mercilessly.”
― Jasmine Mas, Psycho Academy

“Apparently bullying others was my therapy. I loved that journey for myself.”
― Jasmine Mas, Psycho Academy: Aran's Story

“Why were men so fucking irrational? He can’t understand your motivation, so he made the only analytical leap he can make.”
― Jasmine Mas, Psycho Academy

“How dare they assume I was a virgin that was into men. Was I a virgin? Yes. Was I into men? Yes. But it still didn’t give them any right to assume things about me. Nosy fuckers.”
― Jasmine Mas, Psycho Academy

“Men were stupid. Instead of talking shit behind each other’s backs like normal people, they talked shit to the person they were insulting. Then they had the audacity to get butt hurt when the person got pissed. It was like when they were growing up, they were so busy trying to be all macho and strong that they never learned how to gossip effectively. A critical life skill. They wouldn’t survive a single day with teenage girls. They’d be torn to shreds. Eviscerated.”
― Jasmine Mas, Psycho Academy

“Do you want to die, Aran?”
Yes.
Malum and Scorpius whipped around in front of me, and Orion shifted like he was uncomfortable. John swore under his breath. Behind Lothaire’s back, Horace gave me a thumbs-up.
I grimaced. “Did I say that aloud?”
Malum growled, “Yeah, you fucking did.”
― Jasmine Mas, Psycho Academy

“Malum’s face was hard and cold as he took a step over my prone body and stared down at me.
Massive thighs spread, face tensed, he straddled me.
He exerted dominance.
I exerted “needs medical help.”
― Jasmine Mas, Psycho Academy

“Did every man have anger issues?
Well, I knew what my first act as queen would be—mandatory anger management therapy for all men. No exception.
Oh my sun god. A brilliant idea struck me. I can banish all men from the fae realm.
Wow.
Suddenly, ruling on the seat of death didn’t seem like such a bad gig.”
― Jasmine Mas, Psycho Academy

“Yes, I was 99 percent sure Jinx had been talking to the voices in the flames. But I was 100 percent sure I wasn’t going to question Jinx about it because I couldn’t handle any more trauma.
If she wanted to act demonic, that was her business. Not mine.”
― Jasmine Mas, Psycho Academy

“I hated friendly people. There was something so nice about them that it was freaking creepy. Like where was their self-deprecation and hatred for life? Where was the spice?”
― Jasmine Mas, Psycho Academy

“I’d never really thought about what I wanted in a male partner, but now I realized I wanted them to be completely unhinged. Like, super messed up in the head. I wanted to look at them and think, I’m normal. They would bring me flowers and tell me I was being cute when I killed someone. And when they razed the world to the ground for me, I’d compliment them on their technique.”
― Jasmine Mas, Psycho Academy

“Great.” I mimed gagging. “Now I have chlamydia.” “That’s not how that works.” “Sounds like something someone with chlamydia would say.”
― Jasmine Mas, Psycho Academy: Aran's Story

“If I had any emotional capacity left, tears would have streamed down my face because it was that beautiful.”
― Jasmine Mas, Psycho Academy

“A beautiful cruelty.”
― Jasmine Mas, Psycho Academy

“I was jagged shards of what had once been whole.”
― Jasmine Mas, Psycho Academy

“John smiled as he climbed off my mangled cot and pulled down his pants. Penis! Ever been violated? Same. My eyes burned, and I pinched my nose with my fingers.”
― Jasmine Mas, Psycho Academy

“Oh no, I was starting to worry about what other people did with their bodies. I was truly becoming a man.”
― Jasmine Mas, Psycho Academy

“Truthfully, I didn’t want to be anything anymore. Aspired to nothing. I just wanted to sleep until I felt okay. That was the funny thing about trauma: it didn’t need time to strip you of your personality and plunge you into darkness. It worked quickly. Mercilessly. Didn’t care that you’d spent years cultivating your sense of self and acting a certain way and didn’t give a flying fuck about who you were or what you wanted out of life.”
― Jasmine Mas, Psycho Academy

“I’ll show him just how pretty and privileged I can be when I eat his eyeballs from his head with a silver spoon.”
― Jasmine Mas, Psycho Academy

“Touch me again and you’ll lose your hand.”
His hand lit on fire and scorched the shoulder of my shirt. “Oops,” Malum said like a mean girl before he released me.
“Great.” I mimed gagging. “Now I have chlamydia.”
“That’s not how that works.”
“Sounds like something someone with chlamydia would say.”
“Can we just go fucking eat?” Scorpius sighed as he grabbed the seething king and led us toward food.
Did Malum have a sexual disease? I had no clue.
Did I kneel before my bed and pray to the sun god that Malum was riddled with sexual diseases? Every single night.
No one could say I wasn’t pious.”
― Jasmine Mas, Psycho Academy

“Don’t do other people’s homework. It’s degrading.” He rolled his eyes like I was pathetic.
“You’re degrading.”
“You’re petulant and embarrassing.”
“Coming from the man who can’t fart without becoming a flamethrower.”
Scorpius choked on ale, and John laughed, but Orion just kept glaring at the chairs where Sari and Tara had sat.
“You wanna test out that theory and see?” Malum snarled and leaned forward.
My jaw dropped. “Did you just threaten to fart on me? Who does that?!”
― Jasmine Mas, Psycho Academy

“Sadie, sweetie. I mean this in the kindest way possible. You’re a dumb fucking cunt.”
― Jasmine Mas, Psycho Academy

“It was a fact of life that some people were blessed and not stressed. I hoped all those people got gonorrhea.”
― Jasmine Mas, Psycho Academy

“They were the worst type of people in all the realms—men who knew they were hot.”
― Jasmine Mas, Psycho Academy

“Malum pushed Scorpius aside and once again slammed me into the metal wall. Blunt force trauma made my head spin, and I saw stars. Either I was heavily concussed, or I was having a religious experience. I hoped it was the former. Praying seemed like a lot of work.”
― Jasmine Mas, Psycho Academy

“How many times did you need to beat someone on the ass? You couldn’t tell me that once didn’t get the job done.”
― Jasmine Mas, Psycho Academy

“He’d blown out a skull and crossbones image. Ghost was chill like that.”
― Jasmine Mas, Psycho Academy