Psychic Teenage Bloodbath Quotes

“Reading a book by Lee is like uncovering a moldy VHS tape from the back of an abandoned storage bin and cleaning it up. It’s putting that tape in your TV and watching a movie that hasn’t even made it to IMDB or Letterboxd. It’s a treasure hunt, minus the disappointment of digging in your backyard and not even claiming an arrowhead for your efforts.”
― Carl John Lee, Psychic Teenage Bloodbath

“What the fuck just happened?”
― Carl John Lee, Psychic Teenage Bloodbath

“Your tits,” he said. “I’m going to eat your tits!” Charlie was unprepared for the sentence.”
― Carl John Lee, Psychic Teenage Bloodbath

“Move,” said Greta. “I’m trying. Not everyone’s a fucking cheerleader.” “No shit, fatass.”
― Carl John Lee, Psychic Teenage Bloodbath

“Fucking weird-ass English sex freaks,”
― Carl John Lee, Psychic Teenage Bloodbath

“Eww, don’t touch her!” shouted Michelle. “Her lesbianism might be contagious.”
― Carl John Lee, Psychic Teenage Bloodbath