The Witch Handbook to Magic and Mayhem Quotes

“Excuse me?” He was taking her side? I stopped in a huff. “If you’re only following along to irritate me, then don’t. I just need some time to think.” His eyes sparkled. “Geez, I’m sorry my very on point and rational statement irritated you.”
― Tish Thawer, The Witch Handbook to Magic and Mayhem

“With good reason! British fairies aren’t your happy-go-lucky pixies with purple and blue wings, girl. No…” He shook his head. “They’re devious and will happily trick you into a sexual frenzy while they steal away your kids.”
― Tish Thawer, The Witch Handbook to Magic and Mayhem

“Besides, if you’re a freak, then I guess you’re saying I am too, and you’re wrong.” I lifted my chin. “I’m a witch, and proud of it.”
― Tish Thawer, The Witch Handbook to Magic and Mayhem

“Practice safe hex!”
― Tish Thawer, The Witch Handbook to Magic and Mayhem

“Lily, you must embrace who you are!” Bennett shouted above the chaos.”
― Tish Thawer, The Witch Handbook to Magic and Mayhem

“Oh. Okay, sorry. There’s so much I don’t understand about your world.” He reached for my hand again. “It’s our world now.”
― Tish Thawer, The Witch Handbook to Magic and Mayhem

“I flung back the covers defiantly and crawled to the opposite side of the bed. “I’m sick of everyone telling me what I can and cannot do!” My head reeled the moment the poisonous words left my mouth. Gretta covered her mouth, taken aback. I immediately felt like an ass.”
― Tish Thawer, The Witch Handbook to Magic and Mayhem

“I cocked my hip, sick of his arrogant attitude and hidden meanings. “What the hell is that supposed to mean?”
― Tish Thawer, The Witch Handbook to Magic and Mayhem

“Is this water magic?” “Do you mean, is it magical water?” I cocked my hip. “Same thing.”
― Tish Thawer, The Witch Handbook to Magic and Mayhem

“Fine.” Bennett stepped forward and puffed out his chest. “Just keep your sword and your hands to yourself.” I smiled at the gesture, though the visual of it was hilarious to witness. Bennett was more than a foot shorter than Alder, but I appreciated the bravado.”
― Tish Thawer, The Witch Handbook to Magic and Mayhem

“His words stopped me in my tracks. I hung my head and dug my toes into the soft dirt. “I get it, too. I’m such a jerk.” Bennett reached out, taking my hands in his. “No, you’re not. You’re just frustrated and need a little patience is all.”
― Tish Thawer, The Witch Handbook to Magic and Mayhem

“With the vision gone, I could finally see clearly. Gideon truly was a friend, and I owed him an apology.”
― Tish Thawer, The Witch Handbook to Magic and Mayhem

“Yes, well, it’s not like we had any idea where to go,” I snapped. Gideon’s answering smile was full of pity, which pissed me off even more.”
― Tish Thawer, The Witch Handbook to Magic and Mayhem