May and Ted Quotes

“My makeup is perfection—deep-blue eyeshadow and the pinkest, poutiest lip gloss. My little black dress fits like a second skin, with the V down the front squishing my tits together playfully. I’m wearing a black studded choker to add to the playfulness and red spike-heeled shorty boots. It’s a shame it’s so cold I have to cover up all this hotness with an overcoat, but at least I can keep it unbuttoned to frame the legs and the cleavage. We’ll see how quick Ted dumps David after he sees this look.”
― J.D. Robertson, May and Ted: A story of love and perspective