Run for Your Midlife Quotes

“I pinched my weenus. Shocked that I felt nothing, I squeezed harder. Still nothing. It was kind of addicting. Tim was literally twisting his weenus. Dirk was squashing his weenus so hard it looked like his fingers were touching each other. Wally shrieked with joy as he gripped and flattened his weenus. Carl had his arms crossed over each other and was doing a double weenus yank. And Fred had mashed his weenus in a full hand grip. I was laughing so hard my stomach hurt. The absurdity of the activity was hilarious.”
― Robyn Peterman, Run for Your Midlife

“fact is information without emotion. An opinion is information plus experience. Ignorance is an opinion lacking information. Stupidity is an opinion that does away with fact.”
― Robyn Peterman, Run for Your Midlife