The Grim Reaper's Lawyer Quotes

“He chuckles. “Last night when you were too drunk to even know your name, you showed me your toy. I was impressed at the size.” He leans down until his lips are by my ear. “Let me know when you want something bigger.”
― Mea Monique, The Grim Reaper's Lawyer

“Shit!”
― Mea Monique, The Grim Reaper's Lawyer

“Men are easy though. Hurt their ego a little and they have to try to prove something to you.”
― Mea Monique, The Grim Reaper's Lawyer

“SO HELP YOU, REAPER”
― Mea Monique, The Grim Reaper's Lawyer

“But, of course, he has to be difficult. Which doesn’t make any sense, since he asked me to be his lawyer.”
― Mea Monique, The Grim Reaper's Lawyer

“I think Adam ate the apple first, then gave it to Eve and had her take all the blame.”
― Mea Monique, The Grim Reaper's Lawyer

“Mr. Fuckface, I quit. Don’t argue with me. Argue with your momma for creating such a vile, money-grubbing man.”
― Mea Monique, The Grim Reaper's Lawyer

“Time is irrelevant. There’s no time frame for falling in love. It can be at first sight or fifty years from now. The beautiful thing about love is how it transcends time. People find each other over and over again in different lifetimes.”
― Mea Monique, The Grim Reaper's Lawyer

“Sure, it could be all a coincidence. But four coincidences?”
― Mea Monique, The Grim Reaper's Lawyer

“We land on the ground, and he lets out a grunt.”
― Mea Monique, The Grim Reaper's Lawyer

“I ask, “Are you an angel?” Because I didn’t know they made ‘em like that. I would’ve died sooner if that’s the case.”
― Mea Monique, The Grim Reaper's Lawyer

“put your hand on my shoulder.” “Why?” I question as I slowly move towards him. He grins and winks at me. “You’ll see.”
― Mea Monique, The Grim Reaper's Lawyer

“Men. They are all the same. Complimenting me on my looks. What about my insane intelligence?”
― Mea Monique, The Grim Reaper's Lawyer

“Refuse anything you know is not for you and demand everything that’s already yours.”
― Mea Monique, The Grim Reaper's Lawyer

“Ladies, gentleman, and nonbinary besties—the show is over.”
― Mea Monique, The Grim Reaper's Lawyer

“For those who feel that you must Water yourself down for others Let them choke”
― Mea Monique, The Grim Reaper's Lawyer

“When I start to get louder, he picks up my panties from beside me and shoves them in my mouth.”
― Mea Monique, The Grim Reaper's Lawyer

“Three, in the little time I’ve come to know you, I realize that I don’t like you.”
― Mea Monique, The Grim Reaper's Lawyer

“Existing just keeps getting worserer.” “Not sure that’s a word.” Duh. It’s not a word. But remixing a word allows for more emphasis on the situation. He really needs to live a little. I scoff. “I didn’t know they were hiring.” “Who?” he asks, confused at the turn of the conversation. I give him a look. “The grammar police.” He chuckles. “I would help you get hired, but I’m sure you won’t even get an interview.”
― Mea Monique, The Grim Reaper's Lawyer