American Werewolf in Space Quotes

“Come,” he ordered. Gladly. I snickered to myself. I was going to hell. He glanced down at me, but said nothing.”
― Alisha Sunderland, American Werewolf in Space

“Thank you, Anu,” I said, just to be safe. Being polite was always a good choice when dealing with potentially killer computer programs.”
― Alisha Sunderland, American Werewolf in Space

“It was a good thing I was hard to kill because Ohem had done his best to fuck me to death.”
― Alisha Sunderland, American Werewolf in Space

“He called me a warrior. His warrior. How freaking cute was that? Best pet name ever.”
― Alisha Sunderland, American Werewolf in Space

“I always loved a good brawl, and this one promised to be bloody. I was downright giddy about it.”
― Alisha Sunderland, American Werewolf in Space

“I wasn’t a complete psychopath. Just a partial one. Like seventy-five percent. “I will not kill you for no reason. I’m not a total savage.”
― Alisha Sunderland, American Werewolf in Space

“Oh my god, Jack. She’s never had sex and her first pornographic experience is a werewolf fucking an alien right in front of her. She’s ruined for life.”
― Alisha Sunderland, American Werewolf in Space

“What do I even say? Hi, I’m pretty sure you’re my once in a lifetime mate and I really want you to fuck me?” Patty nodded her head sagely. “Yeah, that sounds about right.”
― Alisha Sunderland, American Werewolf in Space

“My mate was an alien. A super freaky alien too. He couldn’t be just some human looking dude with green skin. Oh no, mine had to have tentacles and multiple tails! How do I get an alien interested in me? He has a cock, so he has to have sex, right? Did I just come out and ask? Yes, Mr. Alien General, sir. Do you have sexual relations with total strangers on an alien ship after being abducted or does inter-species dating offend you?”
― Alisha Sunderland, American Werewolf in Space

“Well, damn. I might cry. Did we just become best friends? Well now, she's gone and done it. I was going to kill them extra hard for fucking with my bestie.”
― Alisha Sunderland, American Werewolf in Space

“Ohem had explained that AI was unreliable and dangerous at the best of times so no sentient race trusted them,”
― Alisha Sunderland, American Werewolf in Space

“I loved my mate, but damn, why couldn’t he have been a non-space traveling barbarian species that would stuff me in a cave and keep me naked and pregnant for the rest of my life?”
― Alisha Sunderland, American Werewolf in Space

“What is it, girl? Did Timmy fall down the well?” Patty asked, grinning at me, bent at the waist and slapping her knees.”
― Alisha Sunderland, American Werewolf in Space

“Ohem caught me admiring him and I swear he stood taller, his muscles flexing a little more and he killed with greater enthusiasm. Would it be taboo to fuck on blood-soaked ground?”
― Alisha Sunderland, American Werewolf in Space

“My mate truly was a monster, in the best ways. All that lethal strength was mine. It made me positively giddy.”
― Alisha Sunderland, American Werewolf in Space