Her Best Friend Quotes

“She was an idiot. An adorable, gorgeous, feisty, funny, sweet, sexy idiot.”
― Sarah Mayberry, Her Best Friend

“You realise you’re going to owe me dinner after this, right?”
“How does McDonald’s sound?”
“Inadequate.”
― Sarah Mayberry, Her Best Friend

“If I let you go are you going to hit me again?”
“What do you think?”
“Then I’m not going to let you go.”
― Sarah Mayberry, Her Best Friend

“Is there somebody out there? Amy, is that you?” her mother called.
“No. Tell me this isn’t happening.” Quinn rested his forehead against hers. “Has she got a wiretap on you or something? I swear, she’s like a walking hard-on detector.”
Amy bit her lip, trying not to laugh. Quinn levered himself up on his arms.
“Mrs. P., if you value your life, you’ll go back inside and turn off the light right now.”
― Sarah Mayberry, Her Best Friend

“Will you calm down for a minute, you psycho chicken, and tell me what the hell is going on?”
― Sarah Mayberry, Her Best Friend

“Three Denises wobbled in front of her, all of them watching her with fond concern. “You’re a sweetie. I appreciate you cheering me on from the sidelines. But I think I need to go to the bathroom now and throw up.”
― Sarah Mayberry, Her Best Friend

“You’re hot for Quinn.” For a moment Amy froze like a bunny in the car headlights. Then she made a rude noise. “Am not. Don’t be ridiculous.” “Bull. Shit. You want to get busy with him. You want to climb him like a cat on a curtain,” Denise said with undisguised relish.”
― Sarah Mayberry, Her Best Friend

“Suddenly the light came on at the back of her parents’ house, flooding the yard. “Is there somebody out there? Amy, is that you?” her mother called. “No. Tell me this isn’t happening.” Quinn rested his forehead against hers. “Has she got a wiretap on you or something? I swear, she’s like a walking hard-on detector.”
― Sarah Mayberry, Her Best Friend

“Bull. Shit. You want to get busy with him. You want to climb him like a cat on a curtain,” Denise said with undisguised relish.”
― Sarah Mayberry, Her Best Friend