When She's Pregnant Quotes

“I need to get laid,” she blurts out. “Laid where?” I ask, entering this in the data pad. Colonist is fatigued and requires sleep. Needs to lay down.”
― Ruby Dixon, When She's Pregnant

“For all the bitches that like a baby book (It’s me, I’m bitches)”
― Ruby Dixon, When She's Pregnant

“Am I about to bone a perfect stranger on his desk at work so he can impregnate me? Absofuckinglutely. Am I excited about this? Ridiculously so. Am I absolutely horny and possessing some extremely damp panties right now? Yes and yes.”
― Ruby Dixon, When She's Pregnant

“But I truly am miserable. I have not washed the tunic I wore from her house. Sometimes I bring it out and breathe in its scent, hoping to catch a whiff of her instead of just flowers. I wonder if she has found out if she will be having a baby or not, or if it’s too early to tell. I wonder if she thinks of me.”
― Ruby Dixon, When She's Pregnant

“Strange how she can be so bold when it comes to demanding that I impregnate her yet the moment this becomes about her pleasure she grows shy. Her pleasure is just as important as mine, if not more so, because if she is not aroused, my desire will wither quickly.”
― Ruby Dixon, When She's Pregnant

“Then how would you ask me to fuck you?” “Like I’m the best thing you’ve ever seen. Like I’m your entire world and you’ll die if you don’t get to touch me in the next moment.” “But that is how I always fuck you,” Ainar says in a low voice, his gaze locked on my face. “Because it is the truth.”
― Ruby Dixon, When She's Pregnant

“I am a jerk,” I breathe, amazed, and try to remember all the things she has called me. “A ghost and a cake and I take the screw.”
― Ruby Dixon, When She's Pregnant