Cracked Foundation Quotes

“I honestly don’t understand how women read shit like this with pants on. God, do they read it in public? I would die. Straight up, die. I’d be fucking my fist in a public bathroom like a pervert if I tried to read these books out in the wild. I’d be walking around with a nine-inch boner pressing against my zipper all day.”
― Bex Dawn, Cracked Foundation

“You can be happy for someone, downright elated, and stoll be sad for yourself”
― Bex Dawn, Cracked Foundation

“His chest reminds me of a naked mole rat, but his face is pretty.”
― Bex Dawn, Cracked Foundation

“I honestly don’t understand how women read shit like this with pants on. God, do they read it in public? I would die. Straight up, die.”
― Bex Dawn, Cracked Foundation

“Lord, help me. The audacity of this man. What does he think this is? The 50’s? He can’t tell me what I can and cannot put in my body. If I want to impale myself on a nine-inch, double-knotted unicorn cock, then I’ll damn well do it. Who the hell is he to kink shame me?”
― Bex Dawn, Cracked Foundation

“I don't even freaking like heels. I'd much rather wear my Birks, but nooo, society would balk at my hippie attire in such a classy restaurant. Stupid heels. Stupid dates. Stupid fucking men—”
― Bex Dawn, Cracked Foundation