Campfire Cooking in Another World with My Absurd Skill Quotes

“Oh? You would dare bare your blades before us?” “Are you sure you’ve thought this through?” Fel and Gon stepped forward, speaking out loud, and together with Dora-chan and Sui, they loomed over the Bishop and his minions and bodyguards. Said bodyguards instantly dropped their weapons and fell over on their backsides, while the minions dropped to the ground and started crawling for safety, shrieking with terror.”
― Ren Eguchi, Campfire Cooking in Another World with My Absurd Skill: Volume 12

“Sheesh, I’m actually scrubbing down a dragon with a deck brush in the nude. This is just downright surreal... I’d better wrap this up quickly.”
― Ren Eguchi, Campfire Cooking in Another World with My Absurd Skill: Volume 12

“Okay, okay!” he said eventually. “If you were looking to get into conquest, though, there’s not much that anyone could do to stop you at this point. There’s not a country out there that could take on a Fenrir and an ancient dragon at once! Aha ha ha ha ha!”
― Ren Eguchi, Campfire Cooking in Another World with My Absurd Skill: Volume 12

“And, look, I have to set the record straight here—are you planning on conquering the continent, or what?” asked Bartolomeo with such a serious look on his face it made me wince.”
― Ren Eguchi, Campfire Cooking in Another World with My Absurd Skill: Volume 12

“Then Tristan took one look behind me and passed out on the spot.”
― Ren Eguchi, Campfire Cooking in Another World with My Absurd Skill: Volume 12

“Among that heap of treasure were magic swords called Hrunting​, Gram, and Eckesachs, but I decided to pretend that I hadn’t noticed and immediately chucked them into the forbidden section of my Item Box.”
― Ren Eguchi, Campfire Cooking in Another World with My Absurd Skill: Volume 12

“And that’s how I got saddled with a three hundred year long “temporary” familiar, and an ancient dragon joined my party.”
― Ren Eguchi, Campfire Cooking in Another World with My Absurd Skill: Volume 12

“Hmm? My size is a problem, is it?” asked the ancient dragon. “I do have to eat quite a lot in this form...but if that’s your problem, then I have a solution! Watch and be amazed!” A moment later the ancient dragon’s body let out a bright flash of light, and then he started shrinking right before my eyes! He got smaller and smaller, ultimately ending up just about as big as Fel was.”
― Ren Eguchi, Campfire Cooking in Another World with My Absurd Skill: Volume 12

“When I first learned that ancient dragons existed, I had vaguely visualized them as being the sort of incredible, majestic creatures you heard about in legends and folklore. Then I actually met one and he turned out to be the sort of person that would throw a huge, screaming fit over not getting to join in a meal, then grind his teeth so hard I could hear them when he didn’t get his way. I just felt so terribly disillusioned. Of course, I also felt a little sorry for him. Having to smell the garlic steaks I was cooking but not getting to eat them must’ve been downright torture.”
― Ren Eguchi, Campfire Cooking in Another World with My Absurd Skill: Volume 12

“When I first learned that ancient dragons existed, I had vaguely visualized them as being the sort of incredible, majestic creatures you heard about in legends and folklore. Then I actually met one and he turned out to be the sort of person that would throw a huge, screaming fit over not getting to join in a meal, then grind his teeth so hard I could hear them when he didn’t get his way. I just felt so terribly disillusioned. Of course, I also felt a little sorry for him. Having to smell the garlic steaks I was cooking but not getting to eat”
― Ren Eguchi, Campfire Cooking in Another World with My Absurd Skill: Volume 12

“And just like that, another helping of steaks disappeared into the black holes that were my familiars’ stomachs.”
― Ren Eguchi, Campfire Cooking in Another World with My Absurd Skill: Volume 12